turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Snuck in and turned off all the settings that make the in-laws’ tv look like absolute doodoo 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Don’t call it a come back. Also don’t call it shouldering a load. 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 04/07/20265 minutes later: we regret to inform you that Neal the seal is not real, was never real, and is actively contributing to the global collapse of marine mammal populations 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Texting my family “fuck that” as they wish me a happy 4th of July 100 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Fathers Day. Yes I’m glad for you, or sorry that happened. 100 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Birds that sound like car alarms at night can go to hell 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026<Schwarz voice> Greeegg Memořial Day was Monday, you were supposed to veah ze vhite paants 100 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026One thing AI does is it increasingly (in a downward spiral) makes it impossible to verify any kind of information. Think about how this affects the Law when everything gets so fuzzy. 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026This is exactly like the time I vomited up the fluid they make you drink the night before a colonoscopy and the stomach acid badly burned my eyes. 010 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Improve a Eurovision song by playing BANGARANGARA at the drop 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I hope the stink from this sticks to all parties involved and never comes off 021 2
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Did you know that if you put on work boots and a safety vest and safety glasses and those ear plugs on a cord, you can do pretty much whatever you want in broad daylight and nobody’s going to call OSHA 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026@the-paulmccartney-project.com Spotted today on Broadway in Brooklyn 010 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Just realized that Cinco de Mayo is on Taco Tuesday this year, making it a double holiday 010 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026More like Statin Island right Because ppl there have high cholesterol 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The first time I saw the name Peter Magyar, I thought he was going to be the Hungarian version of Peter Sweden. 100 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026What time should I press play on Dark Side of the Moon ? 🧪 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Why are they called boxing gloves and not boxing mittens 000 0
Reposted by turmoilWorklizard @worklizard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Watch Fires of Kuwait (1992), an Oscar-nominated doc about brave firefighters tackling massive oil fires after the Gulf War. A tale of courage and environmental crisis. 🔥 #FiresOfKuwait #Documentary #GulfWar #OscarNominated #Kuwait #History #EnvironmentalImpactworklizard.comFires of KuwaitExperience the fires of Kuwait and what it took to douse the blazing gulf war oil well flames. 001 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Oh just casually browsing the internet and finding this fucking guy within two clicks. I’m not sure if BlueSky really has the juice tbh, but the internet remains undefeated. 120 2
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Here, we call it “making wine”media.tenor.comtwo women are standing in a large wooden barrel .Alt: two women are standing in a large wooden barrel . 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 13/02/2026<Hits bong> Allow me to present my new theory of cosmology 100 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Change dot org petition for Forgiato Blow to play the chud Super Bowl halftime show 010 1
Reposted by turmoilTina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 02/02/2026Another agent gets pelted with snowballs 58419 84
Reposted by turmoiladafruit @adafruit.com · 30/01/2026What Is an LRAD, and Why People Are Asking Us About It … 🔊 👂 adafruit.com/LRAD #lrad 04019 40
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 29/01/2026A store called Lucy’s that’s just Costco packs broken up for individual sale 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Readers, we were not prepared. @mayor.nyc.gov we should have suspended trash instead of alternate side parking. Please send mattocks for digging out all these cars. 100 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 28/01/2026If you have young people in your life, it’s worth telling them that it’s ok to hit da bricks and delete their tik tok the same way you deleted facebook, instagram, threads, and twitter accounts because of the owners. 000 0
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Neighbors are the only ones who’ve shoveled, and they’ve done it hourly. We’ll see if it’s worth it. 100 1
turmoil @turmoel.bsky.social · 17/01/2026A couple of takeaways from the Status Coup videos: 1. Jake Lang, bleeding from his head before running into a hotel. 2. Jake Lang’s ballistic vest, being held up as a trophy by protestors after he escaped. 161 6
