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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 5h
I don’t think Sweden does that. 😏
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 5h
Yep, he’s always going to give up 3-4 goals per game.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 5h
He sure as shit shouldn’t have got an extension.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 5h
Bednar’s system is 5 on 5 offense from all players. Short handed, everyone plays defense and Power Play is a passing party and watching the other team score.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 6h
Can’t play shitty defense with a mediocre goalie behind you. Put Wedge in or play better defense. #GoAvsGo
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it, give them Hegseth, and Vance too
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I recall someone winning the FIFA Peace Prize. Isn’t that the same?
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Massive anus award. It’s passed from the prior year winner.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is awesome, and example of how all these MAGA idiots should be treated.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let’s hold Pete to the same standard and put him on trial for war crimes.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Shocked Rudy Giuliani on SNL
ALT: Shocked Rudy Giuliani on SNL
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whoa! Let’s not get crazy. We’re just being racist here, not trying to help Americans.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Vice President of the United States of America everyone. 🙃 Remember when Dan Quayle was shunned for misspelling potato?
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, I think both options are adequate, and Nabokov has potential. I think Wedgewood is the best option of the 3 and if they play better defensively all will be well.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How? Senators don’t change much at the state level. Most of them don’t do anything at the federal level either.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How many games will it take to realize Wedge is a better goalie?
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Flies are attracted to shit
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Captive audience full of employees who are not allowed to disagree.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right. Mother Teresa was less deserving than someone who just yesterday advocated for another country to bomb a city in their country.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Angry Man on School Bus
ALT: Angry Man on School Bus
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You mean a Greasy?
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Nooo! Something About Mary Reaction
ALT: Nooo! Something About Mary Reaction
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turn into a hospital for transgender surgery.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have the most billionaires to show for it.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Awesome
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nabbed by goat fuckers.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Garbage call. Makar was tackled from behind and rode into the wall. Hughes pushes the guy off Makar and gets called for a penalty. So dumb.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shocker
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
U.S. needs to meet with the Venezuelans and Iranians and decide who gets Trump and who gets Hegseth as a peace offering and recompense.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“They are making the connection now on corruption and affordability.” I seriously doubt it
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still can’t believe Oregon democrats nominated her for re-election. She sucks so bad. Still, she’s better than Drazan. It’s like choosing which turd to put in your pocket. None is the correct choice, but in this case you’re forced to pick one.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4 more years of early playoff exits. Probably wasting the last 4 good years of MacKinnon’s career.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because Merrick Garland was a worthless attorney general. Because the judge presiding over his 34 felony convictions refused to sentence him. Because the Republican congress and Supreme Court obstructed everything.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or in this case, iron makes iron so dull and dimwitted it’s hard to believe the iron is still iron.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if they answer the phone and say “Thanks for calling the office of Eric Schmitt, I’m pretty sure you already perjured yourself“
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re all wondering what the difference is between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes. 🤔
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it cocaine? I bet it’s cocaine.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those are some damning digits. Any references to back it up?
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if there was a way to enforce that law. What a world it would be.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which is why you shouldn’t pay attention to corporate media.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you live in Michigan and aren’t planning to vote for El-Sayed, then you don’t appreciate what Michigan has to offer. He used a ITYSL meme in his campaign ad. I’m not sure anyone can top that.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sarcasm may be difficult to detect here.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somebody should invent a process to sterilize ingestible products before selling them to people.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Give it a rest. We don’t need 10 separate posts about the Ducks game every weekend. Nobody gives a shit.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not hard to focus on unimportant shit?
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why doesn’t someone ask what he’s going to do about oil companies price gouging then?
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If he was a good lier nobody would know he’s lying
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blaming Biden for his problems.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s probably planning to hide in the food cart again.
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turdstomper.bsky.social @turdstomper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now do playoff hockey and power plays
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