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Kenyesi Uume

@turdlet.bsky.social
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Executive Chef - Kuhara, Portland My take is logical, your’s isn’t

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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Honestly, today shows that there is no god because this site is ripe with people who wouldn’t make it on the arc. Shame
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Gavin Newsom is Liberal Trump but less Funny
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This #pride month, society should finally agree to separate the LGB from the Mental illnesses so we can all move forward
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Probably one of my proudest faps was to this news. Absolute dogshit show finally off the air
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Watching all the meltdowns on here over every word Trump utters is honestly worth the price of admission.
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It’s gonna be interesting to see clean Walmarts after all the deportations
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Just finished torrenting Wicked, solid 6/10. Great sets and vocals. CGI was shot and ending was laughably cringe at times but still pretty good all in all
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Just learned about Virgie Tovar down in SF. Kinda love her take on being fat. People following her advice will lower the amount of fat people due to fat related death…kinda perfect. I guess mental illness and the inability to stop shoving food in you obese mouth can be a superpower
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Been on a big Chris Hansen kick. Why don’t we throw pedos in a fire?
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I like how people are migrating over here from Twitter as if that’ll do anything positive. This bubble will die too eventually
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Identity politics are dead.
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
To everyone on here
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
This is honestly payback for Covid
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Kamala Harris as president was always a bad joke and look at all you sad clowns now
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
DEI is dying and it’s beautiful! People will finally be able to get along without the bullshit lens of race
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
@guylodge.bsky.social just read your take on D&W. Shit take
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
This season of America has been a whirlwind! Can’t wait for the Finale!
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
I’m back
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
America is still better all of the other shitholes around the globe
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
lol Fuck Aegis. They were trash but I do miss all my labels
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Damn #Biden looking like a toddler that just shit their pants
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
I feel like the world is healing
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
The LGBTQIA+-$&@ support ing Palestine is so funny to me, they would be happy if you were all dead.
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
PSA - Remember Trans women, you’re still men with prostates! Get them checked, you dying from prostate cancer ruins the illusion and would be embarrassing.
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
This is the definition of white knighting and the absolute pinnacle of narcissistic self importance.
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
@aegis.blue how about you answer your fucking emails
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Imma go ahead and say it…#cowboycarter is not good
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Dick Off - Drake vs Big Mike, who wins?
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
This dog shit app put me in time out for 72 hrs…so weak
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Tesnuzzik @tesnuzzik.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Sunshine ☀️
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
People really think the right is against abortion because they want to control women’s bodies but they actually think it’s murder. If it was really about control don’t you think they’d be for it. The more offspring of liberals you kill, the less potential liberals in the world?
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Does anyone really think that trying to keep trump off the ballots will work in their favor?
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
If Covid does come back I hope it’s as bad as everyone originally made it seem and takes out most of the population
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
I think we should create a real Escape from NY area in the country and move all homeless to it.
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Who else is voting 3rd party?
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Joe Biden was an inside job
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Do people actually care what happens in the desert? I just want a nice vacation spot and the sooner it’s leveled, the sooner they can build a Howard Johnson
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Kenyesi Uume @turdlet.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
This app is for the crybabies of the world
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