Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If memory serves, they originally weren't going to give Robert O'Reilly the role, but doing the thing with the eyes changed their minds. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, it's not left vs. center (although there is considerable overlap), it's Team Fight vs. Team Cave. 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh look, line-drawn portraits in the New York Times, time for the most braindead opinions you'll ever read in your life. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Another consequence for the list: demonstrated to the world that the US military is a paper tiger. 100
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Gee, Lindsay, why does your mom let you have TWO @foreignman242.bsky.social jumpscares?" 020
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's a chicken-and-egg problem, though: a lot of voters don't care because they see elites not caring and figure there's nothing to worry about. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trump is largely propelled forward by his various personality disorders; Vance knows exactly what he's doing. (Also Vance is more obviously a coward.) 011
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is almost literally Ted Kaczynski's villain origin story. 001
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I wish to place a rider on this bill regarding pizza-flavored Chex Mix. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Or to quote Dune, "Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Also, Democratic leadership tends to be machine politicians from California and New York with bad political instincts (because those aren't really needed in machine politics). 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026JD Vance was that kid who goes up and kicks someone after the other bullies have finished beating them up. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I've never gotten around to reading Achewood, but "our every move is the new tradition" goes so hard. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Having made and gotten that wish, I have to say I preferred the hypocrisy. 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"'So do I,' said Gandalf, 'and so do all who live to see such times.'" 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If memory serves there were forty-odd counts of alleged plagiarism, of which maybe three withstood any scrutiny at all. 1130
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"What has been, it is what will be, And what has been done, it is what will be done. So there is nothing new under the sun." 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Having done research on the graves found at Towton, there were decidedly less cool ways to die back then. 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tech CEOs these days are all like, "Can we have just the bad parts of Japanese work culture? We really only like the bad parts." 060
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It really needs to be, at minimum, "Your legal/political career is over; you have to run a vape store now." 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I feel adding a little sun-dried tomato balances out pesto very well. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026No, you keep it on the highest shelf to protect them from drinking Prime. 020
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Hell, in the UK, you can be rude to the Prime Minister while they're walking out in the street. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I feel the chess proverb "the threat is stronger than the execution" is apt here. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It's like how you invariably play an Elder Scrolls game as a stealth archer because the game actively punishes you for playing it any other way. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The difference is that Boney M were actually good at pretending to sing. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 31/07/2026♫ You save big money Save big money When you shop Maynard's ♫ 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You might want to consider an exit plan, though: without spoiling, Season 4 ends on a real downer, and the show becomes progressively shittier after that. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It is truly astounding what we're getting in the national divorce. 030
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A restrictive state Constitution that can be arbitrarily changed every election cycle, moreover. 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you." 020
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It's a small thing relatively speaking, but it's perfectly emblematic of Trump's ability to ruin everything he touches. 020
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 26/07/2026But Mildred, have you considered that some people are lazy and stupid? 130
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yeah, they will make a version of Monopoly out of literally anything. 000
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I think it's because regular Barq's has caffeine but the diet version doesn't, and the the Freestyle machines use the same syrup with different sweeteners. 120
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I think that falls under "mumbly Hunter S. Thompson imitation." 070
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I think a big reason it failed is because there is no honor among grifters – they were fighting over his market share before his body was cold, even his widow. 0241
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 17/07/2026After Earth. I left to use the bathroom during the climax of the movie and didn't care in the slightest. 010
Turcano @turcano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's like how our society assumes rich people in general are more intelligent than others, because if they aren't – if they're materially rewarded despite having no redeeming qualities at all – that raises uncomfortable implications about how our society works. 000
