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@turbosnark.bsky.social
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Turbo’s official shitposting account! Not necessarily SFW, but I’m not posting NSFW content here

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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
…why is is spooky what’s in it?
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
If I could have dinner with a famous person it’d be a developer of Purble Place so I can learn WHY
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I don’t mean to judge other monsters but skeletons playing themselves like a Marimba are the best like it’s not even close
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
To quote thunderpup95.bsky.social, the only way to stop a bad guy with measles is a good guy with measles
thunderpup95.bsky.social
Bluesky
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The local wildlife moved into @thunderpup95.bsky.social’s forgotten hood.
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
What a goddamn world I live in
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Me at the Miley Cyrus album movie: that was good but occasionally veered into soft core @thunderpup95.bsky.social at the Miley Cyrus album movie: “uwu look that guy’s title is best grip boy”
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Thanks Etsy (she is right though)
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
There is legitimately nothing worse than when someone claims to have a fanciful formatted doc and it turns out to just be a fuck-ass table
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION: I have seen the Disney Channel Original Movie Twitches and I don’t appreciate rumors to the contrary
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Mild to wild nah how about mild to one large iced tea mostly awake
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Explain to me why my smart TV doesn’t have Bluetooth but has built in Microsoft excel functionality
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I had an ex in college who would watch bootleg Golden Girls .mov files out of a shared google drive and THAT is gay culture sweaty
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Everywhere I go someone’s trying to explain karst topography to me like ma’am I am aware of limestone
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Stay out until midnight in a weekday? Who am I, Lucelle Ball after the bump hits??
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I hate people saying “sound on” when I receive a meme. You’re not my mom you can’t tell me what my volume has to be
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Someone out there has a sunburn fetish and someone out there has a lobster fetish and I hope they meet-cute on the beach this summer
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I got a new cow stuffie and let me just say the DRAMA amongst these lil dudes is off the charts this week
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I told my roommate that the Aperol Urine is an S tier beverage and now I’m “not allowed to make mixed drinks for parties”
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Me at the clurb
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m allergic to this furcon
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Ok which pup is gonna make the first porn parody of A Farewell to Arms now that it’s public domain?
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A buddy comedy but they’re a car gay and horse girl. She keeps tracking mud onto his seats. He keeps offending her by talking about his superior horsepower. They end every episode by doing poppers together.
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Shadow the hedgehog? He doesn’t have a job, what exactly am I shadowing him for!?
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Landlord: your door is messed up Me: yeah remember how the fire department broke it down because you broke the fire alarm and then you wouldn’t fix it? Landlord: oh
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Channeling my sailor ancestors by living on a diet of tangerines and pretzels
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
When I did high school model UN a girl cried because we hadn’t solved the Syrian civil war in a 90 minute debate block in a classroom in Hartford, and you know RIP ma’am thinking of you reading the news today
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Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Okie so now that I’m going all-in on using Bsky only, I figured separating out my nonsense shitposts and X-rated stuff MIGHT be nice for other people. So there ya go 😋.
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