Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2025If I could have dinner with a famous person it’d be a developer of Purble Place so I can learn WHY 010
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I don’t mean to judge other monsters but skeletons playing themselves like a Marimba are the best like it’s not even close 030
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 05/09/2025To quote thunderpup95.bsky.social, the only way to stop a bad guy with measles is a good guy with measlesthunderpup95.bsky.socialBluesky 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The local wildlife moved into @thunderpup95.bsky.social’s forgotten hood. 060
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Me at the Miley Cyrus album movie: that was good but occasionally veered into soft core @thunderpup95.bsky.social at the Miley Cyrus album movie: “uwu look that guy’s title is best grip boy” 110
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 27/05/2025There is legitimately nothing worse than when someone claims to have a fanciful formatted doc and it turns out to just be a fuck-ass table 010
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 10/05/2025JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION: I have seen the Disney Channel Original Movie Twitches and I don’t appreciate rumors to the contrary 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Mild to wild nah how about mild to one large iced tea mostly awake 020
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Explain to me why my smart TV doesn’t have Bluetooth but has built in Microsoft excel functionality 020
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I had an ex in college who would watch bootleg Golden Girls .mov files out of a shared google drive and THAT is gay culture sweaty 030
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Everywhere I go someone’s trying to explain karst topography to me like ma’am I am aware of limestone 120
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Stay out until midnight in a weekday? Who am I, Lucelle Ball after the bump hits?? 020
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I hate people saying “sound on” when I receive a meme. You’re not my mom you can’t tell me what my volume has to be 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Someone out there has a sunburn fetish and someone out there has a lobster fetish and I hope they meet-cute on the beach this summer 020
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I got a new cow stuffie and let me just say the DRAMA amongst these lil dudes is off the charts this week 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I told my roommate that the Aperol Urine is an S tier beverage and now I’m “not allowed to make mixed drinks for parties” 110
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Ok which pup is gonna make the first porn parody of A Farewell to Arms now that it’s public domain? 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 20/12/2024A buddy comedy but they’re a car gay and horse girl. She keeps tracking mud onto his seats. He keeps offending her by talking about his superior horsepower. They end every episode by doing poppers together. 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Shadow the hedgehog? He doesn’t have a job, what exactly am I shadowing him for!? 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Landlord: your door is messed up Me: yeah remember how the fire department broke it down because you broke the fire alarm and then you wouldn’t fix it? Landlord: oh 020
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Channeling my sailor ancestors by living on a diet of tangerines and pretzels 000
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 06/12/2024When I did high school model UN a girl cried because we hadn’t solved the Syrian civil war in a 90 minute debate block in a classroom in Hartford, and you know RIP ma’am thinking of you reading the news today 010
Turbo @turbosnark.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Okie so now that I’m going all-in on using Bsky only, I figured separating out my nonsense shitposts and X-rated stuff MIGHT be nice for other people. So there ya go 😋. 000