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Working in the intersection of data science & cyber security / I know more about x509 and TLS than your average person out walking their cat I collect hobbies like other people collect comic books, most recently bonsai and drawing iamjohn.me

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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 10h
I’m owl rich the past 2 weeks!
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I kinda love that Claude always defaults the random seed in generated code as 42. Not that Claude (or any model) picked 42 for reasons, but that it's so ingrained in coding pop culture that it's just baked into the models
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You made these? Nice work, very clean
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Morning everyone!
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh cool! That’s a big one
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also picked up this Kurume azalea (Hino Crimson) last weekend. I’m fairly excited about the prominent root structure showing. I never see that in nursery stock. I’ll repot it into proper soil in the spring and then reduce the 5-trunk base down to 3 the next year
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s kinda crazy. We usually see 1-2 a year and we’ve seen 5 in the past two weeks
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Two owls in one day! Different walk, different park
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dog blankets are the best
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We got to see an owl during this mornings walk!!! 🦉
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, my email account has 7,455 emails in it. No, I'll never get this to a manageable level. Yes, I enjoy spending hours combing through old emails to purge crap. I'm a data organizer, what can I say
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That’s even better. Then again “Fellowship of the Tamale” would be more accurate
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Lord of the Onion Rings
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😂 my wife gets mad of I cook hot sauce inside
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s beginning to smell a lot like hot sauce….
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had a dream last night that I could write pseudocode in vscode that would generate a cupcake
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s a cool shot
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve now seen Sting more times than Metallica
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rando pretty fall things from the weekend
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Before/After) rewired this western hemlock with some style changes. I'm happier with how the apex turned out. This has been a learning tree from the beginning. It probably won't make a great bonsai but it's been good practice material for some techniques like using rebar, raffia and heavy wire
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The news mentioned one of the workers said there was a silent walkout today
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brings new new right back to high school
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Loved that movie
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It took 4 days for the ferment to kick off but it’s going strong now. I think I’ll let it go 1 more week then process the hot sauce
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stolen
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same neck ❤️
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The mountain is out” … love that statement
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love this time of year
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kicked off the ferment
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s glass!
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s like 2” think
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is how you chocolate chip cookie
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love Penzeys marketing, I really do. It's why I don't unsubscribe. They make no bones about where they stand, like "Fuck Trump and how about some fancy cinnamon for your toast?"
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh! I had a Speak and Spell too. Didn’t help me much though, still can’t spell. Our first home computer was an IBM PC model 5150 with disk 5.25” floppies
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey I know those guys!
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've seen people talk about using a cabbage leaf with holes poked through it on top of a fermentation to help keep all the smaller pieces from floating up to the top. I bet a fermentation weight on top of a cabbage leaf (on top of the mash) would work really well
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh interesting. I think I might try that. 2 week ferment, mash + 1 week additional ferment. Thanks for the idea!
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, did you cook the finished ferment before you bottled/jar'd it or store it fresh?
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"a week of mash", does that mean you immersion blended it and then let it continue to ferment for another week? I'm planning on a 2 week fermentation and then processing into jars, but I'm curious about what you did
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m gonna ferment this one. I’m thinking about throwing so whole seed spices in the ferment, like cumin, coriander and Szechuan pepper
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back in hot sauce production mode
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOL thanks. Mostly I’m just trying to learn new techniques and stuff. My fine detailed styling/wiring is still shit
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Before/After the rebar bend #bonsai
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Video of me using rebar to put a pretty big bend in the trunk to get the tree more upright #bonsai
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someday #bonsai is so fun and rewarding that’s all I want to do, and other days nothing goes right and your work looks like crap. Today is the second
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and to be clear we didn’t pay that much, it was donated to the fundraise by the chef. I don’t think there is any food item I’d ever pay that much for
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yea, it’s amazing but not full of gold 😂. It was made by some local famous chef…pretty sure that’s why it was valued so much
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yikes. So we’re going from vacuum tubes straight to Claude code?
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turbo @turbo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
360 view
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