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Tumble Dry Low

@tumbledrylow.bsky.social
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Laundry aficionado - 6’2” - 🐈‍⬛ dad

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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 6h
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Fergie in Black Eyed Peas' 'My Humps' Video
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 7h
Also setting off an amber alert right before take off is an amazing way to find out how few people have switched to airplane mode 😡
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 11h
I will forever wear a mask on flights. The number of people coughing with no attempt to cover their mouthes is enough for me to go full bubble boy.
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 11h
It will look great next to your other sticker
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 12h
Am I doing it right?
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The Brady Bunch on Zoom Call
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 12h
We come to this place for magic, and oil changes.
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AMC Cinema: Woman in Striped Suit
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if you and your partner are both over 6ft? Window / random / isle? First class? Different rows?
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sploosh Archer
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My bladder can only take so much
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But first we need to redraw the maps
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And why are so many so long? I miss a right 90
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Official rebrand of gang bang to holesome. It’s the new branch post foursome depending on where the focus is. Solo Couple Threesome Foursome Orgy | Holesome Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gag Me With A Spoon Meme
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like every other ad
Ad for goblo
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone else getting these unhinged ads? No, just me? Ok.
Ad for goblo
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If my marriage was pinball
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll get my decentralised list of demands ready
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meanwhile in red states
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chis-mouse-a
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the mop
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems totally normal and hole-some
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking forward to getting back to LA and resetting my gut biome
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Woman Opening Car Trunk
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can we just pack it in?
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vacation be like…
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my
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You Have Alerted The Horse Meme
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t be offended by a deleted post. Only hitching posts.
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like the creepy disco water refill room that plays the same haunted Fleetwood Mac 30 second clip on repeat
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There were some strong design choices made in our hotel. Like this vinyl mural in our room…
Selfie in front of art mural
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Horse Horses
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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You Have Alerted The Horse Meme
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very horse coded
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a new conditioner
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s Moonstuck dubbed in Spanish isn’t it?
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It me
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schrödinger’s thirst trap
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like balloons and @gsspsqrrlscott.bsky.social
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It continues (belated bday card)
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All I see is clowns now
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would have thought cursed Tokyo Tea
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my spiritsona is wholesome clown #halloweeniequiz 🌭 camping-shiny-kazoo.attie.site
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the halloweenie quiz: find your halloween spiritsona
31 unhinged questions, 120 possible halloweenie spiritsonas, one spinning graveyard. meet yours and share it. #halloweeniequiz
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good to know! We’ve got a few days here so I’ll add it to the list
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s good in Albuquerque?
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Annual proof of life
Selfie
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things I’d love to see: 1. Bonded/liability insured officers 2. Cap on overtime hours or move to straight salary 3. Settlements come from their budget not the general fund 4. Ban helicopters for patrol
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking around frantically for our partners, not yet detached, we find them standing ten paces behind us laughing. I still think about woman from time to time. I wonder if she also thinks of me.
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As we approached a store I was interested in patronizing, I turn to my husband and find that I am in fact not holding his hand, but rather that of a an elderly woman. She met my gaze and we both had the same panicked reaction.
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A few years ago while walking through the Grove, I reached for my husband’s hand. It was a beautiful day and I felt grateful to be out with the person I loved. We didn’t say anything as we strolled down the main corridor, causally browsing the window displays.
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Tumble Dry Low @tumbledrylow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leapfrogged over fall and right into Xmas
Jesus with a gun at the door
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