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femke van dam

@tulipfields.bsky.social
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𝘪𝘬 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘫𝘧 𝘫𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘱 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘫𝘭 𝘫𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘨𝘢𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘭𝘪 𝘻𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘦𝘪𝘵 ─── ⋆⊱ ༻𖥸༺ ⊰⋆ ─── 𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴;𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘯𝘺𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵

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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
well then, shouldn't you advertise that ? make it seem as though your rival's success is only because you laid the groundwork. i'd usually charge for this type of financial council, you know.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ugh, as if. ( she's walking off. not worth her time ! )
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ugh. ( she roughly shoves him off her, not particularly caring if he gets pushed over or not. ) this is what i mean by making it my problem. don't call me that again, klootzak.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you flirt with women by acting on their maternal instincts ? psh. i said any woman. not me. you're free to admire me, just don't make it my problem.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you're going to admire any women, don't be so pathetic about it
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you are much too old to act like this. behave.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i had thought that was more sweden's domain.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
( nodding along. she won't speak, she's not involved so she doesn't really have anything to add. but it's nice to hear her friend stand up for his beliefs ! )
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ALRIGHT. enough of that. canada wanted to bring up something, and i expect it to be more insightful than anything you sex-depraved perverts have said so far.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i agree with the italians. for once. the only way to get proper understanding for sexual safety is to directly talk about it.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
( no she did NOT !! she was being dirty !! ) how kind of you, she'll appreciate that. you're a dear. you must let me know when the weather is right. i wanted to go on a holiday soon anyway. get away from this continent.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
good. you're smart, you can handle him.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
maybe, but don't be stupid. your greenhouses are much more suited to your climate. besides, you're so ... big. you don't need to worry much about space, i'm sure. ( she looks him up and down. she means the land. the country. probably. ) good good. i might bring nina along, then. ( her bunny !! )
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hi darling. don't listen to anything antonio says without a financial advisor present.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
antonio, do not bother my little brother with your awful advice.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no, i won't be doing that. my greenhouses are much more cost - effective and efficient for high intensity usage than yours. ... but i might come over for the ice skating. the weather in my place doesn't properly allow for it much anymore. and you've always been very hospitable, dear.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
mhm, you're very right. it's been too long since the weather's been right for skating. though, i hope winter won't be too harsh. not good for the tulips.
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𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞-𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐞𝐬 @bellalotus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
men get hotter when they're on the brink of collapse !
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ugh – no, i'm not. just wondering.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
right. that's okay, i can bring some drinks then. who else is coming ?
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you never relax, do you ? yes yes, i'm alive and well. ( she means it in a lighthearted manner ; she's happy to see her friend ) sure, but what even is that ?
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
alright. what's everyone yelling about now.
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femke van dam @tulipfields.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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