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Uptown Sinclair

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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 5h
How many gop congresspeople from San Diego?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 5h
And if you buy the yearly subscription, you get future executions at half price. And VIPs can meet and greet the gunners.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 5h
Pay per view
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What about protein? Have they tried making them with 30g of protein?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's more like Canada's. The way that Tucker reacts here is (and yeah, it's stupid to say this about a guy who's been talking out his ass for a generation) telling.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna be honest, I sorta hope this works. Because it would be nice to have one more rock solid reason for never again visiting Ohio. It's a godawful place.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's the mascot for Nighty Nights Templar. It's right across the street from the Mattress Firm. They're engaged in a price war.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna say it's a tie with Not Now, Murray.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have the tinfoil model.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I'm sure the first three witches they caught were actually witches." Seems like this should have been the point where the reporter, if they didn't end the interview immediately, would have simply faked through the rest of it knowing that it couldn't be published.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because of its age the shirt had to be washed delicately by hand several times to remove the years and years worth of accumulated semen.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you even lift, bro?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First, do as little as possible for anyone who might be inclined to vote for the Democrat party. Wait for disaffected voters to fall for a wannabe fascist. Wait for the fascist to destroy the country. And finally, present yourselves as the only alternative to a hellscape you helped create.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it would absolutely appall people to learn what percentage of self-described Christians upon hearing this characterized as cruel and unusual would reply with something like, "I don't get it. She's gonna die anyway." Or, probably more likely, "She had it coming."
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😜
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nor can I imagine going through life with that kind of gal?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I assume the sign is specifically for Trump, so that he won't hallucinate that he's on a TWA flight in 1976. I guess it's easier than writing it on your hand, Memento-style.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thing is, there are already people lining up to abandon ai skepticism for $$$. Oremus might not end up being one of them, but his take really is a kind of permission structure that we're going to see more and more. Taylor Lorenzes on a billion podcasts.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna start looking for a 3bed, 2bath data center.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really cool guy.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fear is that after interviewing Trump, Isaac will immediately walk into the Hudson, never to be seen again.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We were always his safe space." He's the richest man on this planet who is literally trying to make more space for himself and his rich friends on other planets.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Said with the confidence that could only come from being hopelessly brainwashed/braindead: "Well, then, Tom Homan's a liar or what?" That ain't the mic drop that you think it is.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna call that a nitpick, written as if it were at the top of a term paper that took liberties with the assigned topic. Hey, teach, can I have a do-over? I really gotta pass BlueSky 101.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From Breaking Bad: Tortuga's severed head mounted on the back of a tortoise with the words "Hola DEA" written across the shell.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We all know about the Dunning-Kruger thing. But what do you call it when it's an entire room full of these people?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Celestine?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any of the Kanye albums that were routinely referred to as "genius" by seemingly all of the new music press.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember Peter Jennings? Now there was a handsome news guy. Can we go back to allowing only handsome guys to be on the news. I know it seems kinda sus, but there are also upsides.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But what if the beardo is also a drunk? Might Pete then make an exception?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Signs of Decline
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Balfour Deportation
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zoosha was saying the very same thing the other day.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"As we watch Bryan watch two zombies he killed sprout fleshy tendrils and fuse into a single limb-rich entity, who else is feeling the same slow creeping panic as learning their ex who didn’t want to hear amends and their ex-close friend who’d asked for no contact were starting a podcast?"
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So many "previous engagement" apologies coming his way.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm gonna say no. No, they didn't consider her being raped when she was a child. Because read the news about Cornell.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being a whole ass lawyer now means showing your whole ass.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He later went on crazytown tv and was congratulated by the smirking hosts for putting the screws to Smith. To them, a failure of this magnitude is like getting plastic surgery that makes you look like a stone gryphon. It merely proves your devotion and purity.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liz? But yeah.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hoover guy is a sir?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where my George Hamilton heads at?
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zohran was here.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bari still believes all the bullshit that was written about her a decade ago when she was a sorta media darling.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Flamin' Moe. (Because, ya know, he's gay.)
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe: "Hey, ChatGPT, find a connection between Jack Smith and Fani Willis."
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Basic self-selection.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lock boxes struggling to remain unbreached.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Especially considering that they all actually do hate their gamer failsons.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I have to start liking Amy Klobuchar, I guess that's what I'm gonna do.
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Malipidity. Doo-Dah
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