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Wil Jordan

@tuba1060.bsky.social
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Lawyer, gamer, Disney Adult but not a weirdo about it, Michigan fan, SoCal resident. Mostly tweet (post?) about Magic: The Gathering, Lorcana, college sports, and pro wrestling. He/him.

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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Disney Castle: You Hate To See It
Alt: Disney Castle: You Hate To See It
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I figured he thought another year of success would set him up for a top end big ten job. I love him at UNM, but I just know he’s going to infuriate me as the Wisconsin coach for the next 15 years.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We need to come to terms with the fact that consumers will always come second to shareorder value in WOTC and Hasbro‘s eyes. And among the consumers, the priority is scalpers and “investors” first, non-consumers who might buy cards someday second, big box casuals third, enfranchised players last.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is legit one of the best artistic concepts for a SL I think they’ve done. 10/10 concept abs execution.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We cannot allow Kike Hernandez, a career .230/.300/.400 slash line utility player over 13 seasons, to continue to transform into Mickey Mantle in the playoffs.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That was the printing I had as a kid!
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Callis Family has some serious big meaty men with them, Cage, and Archer.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Isiah Setenga is a serious dude
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jerry Jones is The Emperor of Mankind confirmed?
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My cassette collection is limited to G1 molds/designs, but man the addition of Stinger, Cubbie, and Bolts only in studio series molds is really making me question if that will need to change.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I kinda appreciate the honesty of saying “it means things we claim to not like”.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goddamn what a game. Onto game 4, and an extra helping of blood pressure meds. Go Padres, #LFGSD
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite of these was an old Madden one. “They’re putting up a lot of points today. The team that scores more points usually wins the game!”
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FFS now polymarket is advertising parlays (sorry combos they’re totally a different thing and this totally isn’t gambling). We’re so cooked as an economy.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s wild the “billionaire” president is wearing the same entry level suits I was buying as a starting out lawyer because they were cheap and (at the time) decent quality (the latter has changed in the intervening 15 years).
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spooky season Lego build. Mayor Manor from the new Midnight Valley line. Really clever design and fun build, some great little details.
Lego Mayor’s Manor (front) Lego Mayor’s Manor (rear)
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t wait to hit a god pack with all bulk rares.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh damn
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s such a fun show! We saw it down here last year.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bryce what the fuck man.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yall did a great job with the pairs. With basically all of them you can very cleanly follow the change in their lives that resulted in who they are, while still retaining the core of the character we know.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both my buddy and I had no PR card in our Reality Fracture kits. Shop replaced them (and second one had blue Chandra as the PR card so alls well that ends well) but damn good job on quality control WOTC.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently homeboy needs that shitty Michigan weather to be competent.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lake Elsinore is beautiful this time of year. He’s not worth of El Paso.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mine got about half the product. No CBs and only some of the commander decks, but at least they got fat packs, regular boosties, and PR kits so they can run the events.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was a partial restock yesterday. Good news I saw in time and finally got my Mason Miller jersey!
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s Fucking Go San Diego!
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder if this is a generational thing, because man as a Wings fan, not having the Blackhawks or Avs in my top 3 is wild.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Johnny, I’m begging you for all of us, please get McAfee to run through a gauntlet of painful Jackass stunts. It’s for the good of America.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I’m a 5, maybe a 6 if I’m locked in, as a player, probably a 2 as a brewer.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the biggest Streisand Effect moments in years. Nobody outside of the people in the building would have known about this if these dopes hadn’t made it a thing.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s very fun and seems fairly casual friendly. Single player mode is good with a lot of gameplay options. If you’re playing on PS5 the online play is good, if a little homogenous in terms of who sees heavy play. I can’t speak to the PC version but I’ve heard it’s notably worse than the PS5.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think an underrated stupid detail are (a) the double American flags, which kinda look they’re on top of another set of goalposts and (b) what appears to be the Swiss flag next to them.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Off the top I thought it was beautifully animated. Narratively I wasn’t 100% clear at what was trying to be said/accomplished, and it felt more like a standalone thing than linked to the movie, but it was compelling throughout. Would be very happy with a new series in that style.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A helvault!
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is funny for all the obvious reasons, but also yet another example of the egregious level of Not Ball Knower Vance and his team are. A rally, in Iowa, on Saturday, right at the start of College Football season? Hell I’m surprised they got 90.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There were a few other plays later but this was the first when I texted my dad “oh I really like this play design”
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unacceptable that M was having trouble running when all 11 were within 5 yards of LOS. Clearly we should be firing Whitt and Beck over this.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Carr to Moa for a pretty TD in the corner feels like a vision from a few years into the future.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was that roughing the passer too? Could have been a HB pass coming, prob should call it to be safe.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m only slightly sarcastic when I say I don’t want a called RB run the rest of the game until they play straight up. Maybe we lose but we can’t let the safeties just sit in the box and play with one hand behind our back.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sure another run into a 9 man box will fix things
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goddamn what a catch by Andrew Marsh
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m fascinated by the non-use of Marshall. Seems like an obviously useful tool being left in the toolkit.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My go to with zucchini is grilled with olive oil and some kind of fancy large grain finishing salts.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I believe the papal writings are his anti-AI speech specifically
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Likely last Pads game of the season for me. Let’s get that W!
Petco Park at start of game
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wonder if the guy throwing out the first pitch knows he looks like Tony Hawk.
Tony Hawk on the moundHey it’s Tony Hawk!
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s so many big name goblin legends that feel like they could have gotten a pair. Squee, Slobad, Krenko, Mons, Daretti. Disappointing that couldn’t even squeeze one in.
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Wil Jordan @tuba1060.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bold choice to release no sets the rest of the year but I appreciate it as an overstimulated collector and player.
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