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T. Torrest Author 💙📚

@ttorrestauthor.bsky.social
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Bestselling #GenX romance author here for the #resistance, books, movies, 80s & 90s pop culture. Lifelong Jersey girl. 💙💙💙 I swear a lot. I also follow back unless you’re a weirdo. Here’s a FREE BOOK: rb.gy/r0z4i2 #BookSky 💙📚 #Romancelandia #resist

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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My husband and sons ended up having to work today and can’t attend No Kings. I’m a total introvert but I’m still thinking about going by myself. It’s too important to skip. If I can do this, you can. Get your asses out there.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’ve learned that I can pretty much eat what I want—if it’s within reason and in moderation—and I will maintain my weight (40 lbs. over ideal, but still). OR I can cut out all sugar and alcohol, limit my carbs, force-feed myself vegetables, and increase my protein… and I won’t lose a goddamn pound.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Idk if I can watch this show. First of all her name is BELLY and correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the love triangle between her and two brothers??? Like girl are you really gonna tear a whole family apart? Other men exist.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Wait for it:
youtube.com
The Sopranos Opening Credits (A Full House Mashup)
YouTube video by UniversalPolymath
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I so get this.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Being able to just READ your own stuff without the critical eye is the best feeling! And then sometimes to find yourself *stunned* at some of the words in front of you, like, "Holy crap, I did this???"
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
🛼📼🕹️☎️🌈🦄
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
TFW I've been on the phone for 30 minutes w my bank to try and find out why I suddenly can't sign into my account as the rep talks in circles about how I never set up the online banking that I've been using for the past 15 years:
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
(But Spawn also really digs Led Zeppelin, ELO, Beatles, KORN, Stevie, and Dreamtheater, just to name a few of his other influences.) He’s still playing music to this day, currently putting a new band together.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Popping in to add that my 19 year old got into music *because* of Billy Joel. When he was 8, he was messing around on a keyboard and declared out of nowhere that he wanted a piano. I said if he learned the intro to Angry Young Man, I’d get him one. Guess who got a (thrifted) piano 1 month later?
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I hope Matt and Trey plan to go even scorchier. #SouthPark #TheHeroesWeDeserve
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My new button maker came today. I may never leave the house again. #GenX
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
From your lips…
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
#booksky
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It's a bit of a ride, for sure. Thank you!
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Me too, obviously! LOL ♥️
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Thanks! I agree!
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
#Booksky 💙📚 #Romancelandia Find out what REALLY happened to the king and the queen of the prom... #Playlistpitch of all the #BillyJoel songs that inspired this book: bit.ly/4f3j9MR #IndiePubbed #Published Book link here: bit.ly/3GmIYdQ #Unagented but looking, and #AmQuerying future works
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
𝘓𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭. 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦, 𝘴𝘦𝘹. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬, 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺. A WAY TO GET BY is an effed-up romance spanning 1969-1985 starring Brenda & Eddie from #BillyJoel 's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant." Soundtrack: bit.ly/44FVJYN #PlaylistPitch #A #NA #WF #ROM #P but #unagented and #Q
They started to fight when the money got tight and they just didn't count on the tears... Italian restaurant table with 3D book cover of T. Torrest's A WAY TO GET BY and a Polaroid picture of Brenda and Eddie
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy... "That's just how it is."
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Stop travelling to America. It’s not safe & your tourist dollars shouldn’t support fascism If you’re American, stop going to Florida They built a concentration camp in 8 days They’ve opted to kidnap and detain thousands instead of housing the homeless, feeding the hungry & providing healthcare
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Here’s the difference. We voted Democratic so even people like this could be helped. SHE voted Republican so everyone BUT HER would be HURT. #FAFO
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Yesssss! That’s a great tagline. I’d totally center my entire promo around it. Love it! Adding your book to my TBR! xo
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Hands up if you were a clueless 80s girl who yelled, “Oh my god I have that exact poster!” during this scene and then wondered why Sam had it hanging in his bedroom. 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Am I… Am I your sister?
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Really twisted to wake up to a VERY LOUD booming noise this morning and having to panic-rush for a window to assure myself that it was thunder and not nearby NYC blowing up.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I mean, there are only about 3 dozen pretty fucking solid impeachable offenses at this point, but this one’s air tight. I say go for it.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Dumbass incompetent bloodthirsty motherfucker
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Time to get one-clicking, everybody!!! www.romancebookworms.com #StuffYourEreader #StuffYourKindle #Booksky💙📚 #Romancelandia
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Because the people who love you like you better this way. Trust me.
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year. The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year. Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
Time to drop the really big bomb:
@realDonaldTrump
 is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.

Have a nice day, DJT!
Elon Musk

Mark this post for the future. The truth will come out.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Meet USA's newly-assigned head of Terrorism Prevention. (Terrorists, don't read this.) www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Points were made. #Booksky
"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books?" Why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
FOLLOW UP in case anyone needs to know: I was NOT allowed to simply return to my maiden name at DMV without a **court-issued** 1. Divorce decree or 2. Name change certificate. Meaning I have to file with the court to return to a name I never filed to remove in the first place. Yay paperwork! Not.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Yeah, but this song gets stuck in my head all the time even when no one posts about it. Along with the Monchichi theme and HONEYCOMB’S BIG. YEAH YEAH YEAH. IT’S NOT SMALL. NO NO NO.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
JESUS CHRIST THAT DUMB FUCKING HAM SANDWICH JUST MENTIONED THE TRANSGENDER MICE AGAIN
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Honorable mentions: lots of space around their Christmas tree and high-end products in their bathroom.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
What’s the lowest bar for “wealth” that you can think of? For me, it’s always been people with a clean garage. (Not just uncluttered, but like the walls and floor are sparkling. A room where I could actually probably sleep in there and not get skeeved out.)
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Wait, what??? *runs to netflix*
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Judy Blume made me feel like I was supposed to be excited about getting my period.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Was just coming to suggest this. It’s almost Jersey tomato time!
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
(Literal) palate cleanser: The deli Sloppy Joe sammich I’m currently eating.
Sloppy Joe sandwich = roast beef, turkey, Swiss, cole slaw, and thousand island dressing on rye
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
#GenX remembers the original Clippy.
Cartoon typewriter with eyes, wheels, and arms; caption says, "Somewhere in the deep recesses of your memory is this thing."
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a man sitting on a couch with the words " that 's a shame " written below him
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words " that 's a shame " written below him
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Sure, let's just let people starve. I hate it here.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hello, I was not looking for this today.
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T. Torrest Author 💙📚 @ttorrestauthor.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
ME IN 1985: I can't wait to see what the world will be like in 40 years. ME IN 2025: I miss 1985. #GenX #BackToTheFutureLied #IWantToGoBack #WheresAFluxCapacitorWhenYouNeedOne
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