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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Prissy cadaver says what?
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I visited my local elections headquarters yesterday and picked up a ballot. Filled out and dropped into a dropbox this morning. I’m way ahead of schedule but no fucking way that I miss this midterm. 
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
grotesque and shameful
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fucking traitor
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we need some very creative hackers to disable the livestream....over and over and over.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Awwww, the tippy-tappy of his nervous feet.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And if you are of the right age, be sure to get the new formulation pneumonia shot. It packs a punch, but so worth it. 
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leopards, faces...something, something.
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best nickname I’ve seen for him is “prissy cadaver”
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tell him naur.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fuck the couch fucker
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love this about you.🤩
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m going to be out of state through October and November, I’m worried about being denied my right to vote 
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Natalie, dat you?
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(vigorously rubs hands together) Here we go! 😃
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My man looks like Mel Gibson headbutted a wasps' nest
my man
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So just his usual fluffers
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's none of his fucking business
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Guess I don’t have to hold it up anymore. 😁
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It will be glorious, and my pup will learn to be part of a pack for the first time in his little life.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'll be away from home anyway; off in the wilds of another state, housesitting and watching after goats, chickens, dogs, and cats all by myself. I'll relish the solitude and being able to relinquish expectations about this particular holiday.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Heckuva job, trumpy
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Acrobatic pelicans
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ummmmm, “decimate” in the military sense means to kill one out of every ten soldiers. So he’s preserving 90% of Iran’s military force? Brilliant. 🧐
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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey @grahamformaine.bsky.social, let’s try this again: Stop. You no longer have our consent. It’s not up to you. You need to leave. NOW.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Alex, I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500 please.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Brilliant!!
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
As a Washingtonian, I can tell you that the poster for the Washington state exhibit is correct. All we have here are elk and Amazon boxes.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Guy with small head and PhD (ex-husband) not smart either
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We're very disappointed in Glusenkamp...she behaves like a DINO.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
christ what an asshole
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Soooooo Nazi
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Maybe Vance doesn't know this part of history because it's in one of the books his administration has banned. The difference between the Watergate era and now is that back then, Republicans actually did something about a law-breaking president. Today, they only roll over for their cult leader.
New York Times story: Vance Downplays Watergate and Compares Himself to Nixon
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Agreed. Monkfruit tastes a lot better, but you don't see it as a sweetening ingredient very often.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Davey seems like a really good guy and I'm glad you're in his corner. Great interview...BUT!....as a long time cyclist, I was dying to know what happened to his bike? Did someone watch after it for him? What kind of bike? Road bike? Gravel bike? E-bike? Cyclists want answers, man!
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We need fighters. You gonna fight? Then sit down.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The duckling was antifa and died only to make trump look bad.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I spent the whole interview, wondering about his bike. Did someone secure it for him when he was taken away?
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is hysterical and the only way I can stand to listen to "him". Thank you for your service!
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bravo! 👏
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why does he look so huge? Is he wearing bulletproof clothing?
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well, fuck, I have a Roku TV
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There was someone stationed in front of the grocery store this weekend, collecting signatures for the same petition. I laughed and told her that taxing millionaires is a great idea
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hat? All I see is that brilliant megawatt smile.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ll happily watch videos later if there is a specific lightning strike
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That’s why I am driving to see family in Montana this summer, instead of flying. The cost of gas is gonna kill me, but it won’t be nearly as stressful as flying.
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I love this and I hope you do a follow up story, I would love to hear how they fared
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He has always been a short-fingered vulgarian
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TeeTee 🖕🏻🧊 @tswanson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It looks ominous
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