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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum

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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
im so beeg i can simultaneously freeze my tits the southern hemisphere winter and melt my balls in the northern hemisphere summer
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
earth's greatest creation was women. 2nd place burrito
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
sunscreen soup call that SPF (the s stands for soup)
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy 4 years since Astrogirl released! I put 50% of my pussy into that song because y'all couldn't handle a full pussy song from me. 60% pussy at most
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i put the scream in ice cream because i replaced the chocolate chips with miniature bombs
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pepto Bismol Car Bomb
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Tsukumo Llama
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
by the time im done with it, theyre gonna be calling it Italian Divorce Soup
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i was born with a skeleton key for a nose and a skeleton for the rest
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
shit hard, piss fast, king of the world, built to last
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
skate hard and fast, save the world
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
calliope mori shotgun master
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
eating chips #fuckedupfriday
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
you could be scare. i better be
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
wonder how i become? i am of grenade
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
if you make ai art then ayyyy, I will crush your home beneath me like an bug. you will perish and worst of all i will go "eww, gross"
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
how many more listens until the song with meaningful lyrics rewrites my brain chemistry like SSRIs.
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
i could beat jesus. he was a skinny guy. im a large woman. he wont come back this time
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
they cut me off after my 14th mistletoe purchase. apparently im hogging all the lady snogging
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
sad to hear canada is graduating, that's where my friend kronii lives
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
sad to hear canada is graduating, that's where my friend kronii lives
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
blood test came back with elevated levels of whimsy and silly which are apparently both carcinogens
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
it all started going downhill when restaurants started having phone apps
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
tshirt that says I Like Girls With BPD Boobs Pussy Dick
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
i wish i was cool and Went Ham as much as I Burgled It.
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
hat that says Wishin' I Was Phishin'
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
256mb could hold a life time supply of PS2 game saves. Why does my notes app need 300
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Please stop liking the ripoff Misa Amane she is literally powered by a nazi. The real Misa Amane is right there and is only powered by a fictional fascist
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I Gave My Explicitly Irredeemably Evil Fascist Character Big Boobs And Now The Gooners Won't Stop Drawing Her Demure
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
unveiling my new gamer snack; Gamer Applesauce. filled with all the vitamins and minerals that gamers need like lead
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
gonna take a nice photo then title it Oil On Acryllic
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
totodile deserves to eat a big deli sandwich and say "them's the streets babey"
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
grapes are if fruits were soup
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
the chocotaco did more for americans than any republican so they had to get rid of her
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
*purposefully burns dinner* see, I'm a girlfail i promise. please don't leave me i. *purposefully trips and hurts my knee* i swear i can be worse. I'm sorry I'm too put together for you. I can change *gets fired from another job*
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
think how loud the uma musume school cafeteria is
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
the secret to cooking is that you can both burn and undercook something at the same time
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
i cant be in a polycule because id be put in charge of event planning and i cant do this anymore
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
no one truly deserves anything. except for life changing head from a cosplayer in the bathroom of a convention after party. i personally deserve that. and anti depressants
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
my 2nd greatest dream in the world is to kiss a pretty cosplayer. the first you ask? well. haha. not to be crass. not to speak of such thibgs when kids can see this post but. 1,250,000 dollars Australian Currency
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
why os the weight of the world pressing down on me. it should be the weight of a woman
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
my first act of office will be to make carrots less loud
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
a very important part of reclaiming a term is NOT continuing to use it in an insulting or offensive way but i do think if i personally called elon musk the f slur to his face the pros would outweigh the cons
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
im gambling my life away on 2d women but I'm kind of winning at it
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
i have the legal right to turn anyone who says the words "open world survivalcraft" into a Béchamel
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I MISSED MY OWN BIRTHDAY????? WHO DOES THAT??
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
im outside the whole foods with a whole wheel of cheese and local brewed kombucha but none of the ex-hippie milfs in ankle skirts are making out with me sloppy style, did i do something wrong
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
the
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
my entire life changed the first time a girl sat in my lap
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Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum @tsukumosana.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
stop treating social media like its a place to have conversations. it's a place for gay people to post their beautiful art and for me to say how much i want to eat their art. if youre doing it someway else you're stupid
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