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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my girlfriend's building is coin laundry and mine's an in-unit, so she'll occasionally do laundry at mine to save money. tell me you're dating a blue collar without telling me meme because I just found a drill bit in the laundry

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

they don't tell you how much of adult friendship is sending each other pictures of dinners you cobble together

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

these days it's taking all that i fucken got not to fall down the endless yaoi/yuri hole and not come up for air til everything sucks less but yknow we gotta do it scared, do it bored, just do it, whatevether the fuck

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

man dreams are weird. why did i think i had to build a perfect lego shadow the hedgehog to get into the movies and why was i so upset that I couldn't find the pieces because they were lost in a bunch of other people's lego sets. damn i was so mad they weren't helping me find my pieces

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

chao... my stalwart stomach flu companion.... she's been napping and purring more in my bed since i got sick and i have to assume she thinks the cuddles are healing me

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don't run for my health, I run because I'm a walk & yapper and I'm dating someone a good 7 inches taller than I am

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There's "local bands" and there's whatever the hell the frontman to a three band bar concert showing up to park dodgeball is

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is a public apology to chao for bonking her tiny baby head on a drawer handle when I scooped her earlier. 10,000 years of jail for the me

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

trying out a new brand of canned pate for chao's wet meal. tremendously disconcerted by how closely it smells to my favourite branned of tinned meat

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Me and my roommate ordered two xl pizzas like two days ago and over the course of eating the occasional overcheesed pizza meal these last couple days, I am beginning to seriously question my lactose tolerance

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

my soda is a filthy liar.... colour of delicious bubbling wenge, but there is nary but a drop of syrup in this concoction to flavour it. ts is like drinking a brown sparkling water.

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

After a con my brain conks me out really early because it thinks it needs to set up a booth at 8 am. Anyways it's 7:30 and I'm off in my PJs to pick up an ice coffee ig

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My Norwegian 6 ft daywalker of a brother in law is made of bones and paleness but he's also a marathon runner so watching him house a plate and a half of pasta at the Italian restaurant is fascinating

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

apropos of absolutely nothing i'm craving a barley tea rn

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

self aware kpop fans are funny as fuck. I was at a trinket trade when the friend of the person on the picnic blanket beside me returned triumphantly with "I HAVE TWO KOREAN MEN" and brandishing photocards they'd bartered for. Yeah dawg that sure is two random korean men

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Picking the delicious squid morsels out of my haemuljeon like a bird pecking for worms

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

five am and the unmistakable sound of a ping pong ball batted via cat paw announces that i have a new bedmate for a while

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Fun fact I work from my bedroom office and it's east facing, so unless I wanna work in total blackout curtain darkness or eye blinding brightness I can't work in the mornings

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

i uh. i saw a screenshot of this. and had to make fanart

calligraphy done in black and red ink that reads "The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you."

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i dont really follow fifa but last night my feeds were FLOODED with hatsune miku bc of the japan v brazil game and i think that's beautiful

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

dipped back into minecraft on a whim, promptly forgot that the only mod that persists in every iteration of the game I run is the one that turns every fox into my buddy sean's foxsona. which is a teal fox in proper hi-vis OSHA compliant gear.

screenshot of a minecraft game. It is taken in a taiga biome on a lake, and there is a fox mob that is teal and white dressed in bright yellow safety gear

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Look I used to be a country music hater too. Take my hand, friend. There's far more than just stadium country out there

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

they want me to hate you, iceberg lettuce but could never. my beloved crunchy water....

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

after a lifetime of fresh steamed blue crab i am sad to report canned crab is even worse an experience than crab sticks made from the standard powdered whitefish

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

bought a new bigass jar of zatar seasoning, time to roast the hell out of every veggie i encounter

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Listen if I look up and see a spike in cargo pants queers around me I'm frantically searching for what local music thing is happening. Last time I ignored the signs I missed a mountain goats concert. I believe it was bbno$ this week

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

what they dont tell you about mold induced stomach flu is that you will be in a state where any whiff of fermentation can cause a nausea spike, BUT you need to fill your body with probiotics to help fix things. You know. Stuff like probiotic yoghurt. The type that smells the MOST of ferment.

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

listen it's been years since i could reliably say I've been in the destiel fanspace but every few years Benedictions updates and I'm back in the fucking building

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

a lot of pretentious fine dining is bullshit but I still DREAM of that scallop cooked in shell with sea urchin butter I had once in 2023 in a random restaurant in Hovingham, England

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

absentmindedly eats a vitamin gummy instead of a weed gummy from my various gummies zone and wondering why it's taking so long to kick in

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

i gotta.... i gotta make a nother speaghertti it will fix everything in my life

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

god i would give ANYTHING i have to taste the original KFC's fried chicken. the type of shit that Harlan Sanders fistfought underpaid teenagers for the honour of. God what was that chicken like

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

i probably should not be doing this but i'm ngl every now and again I will take an eddie and start work on a commission. When it kicks in, I'm done for the night. This is what we call reasonable work ethic.

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

in a scrambled egg phase atm where i want to eat nothing but soft buttery eggs but GOD the cholesterol. gotta limit my eggs per day

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

i need to ask the youth how many aura points i lost by devolving into coughing fits several times on the phone with my tax accountant

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

covid test was negative but the dry cough and the fucked up sinuses tell me I am once again crawling and begging on my knees at the feet of Daddy Buckley's. Tragic. Unavoidable.

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Waiting patiently when ones partner takes off your fishnets because now she's sat at the foot of the bed untangling them with all the focus of 2 adderalls and a box of tangled Christmas lights

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

save me umeboshi onigiri, save me plum jelly donut

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

At an intimate concert in a little indie housewares and tchotchkes shop. With the occasional whoosh of the streetcar acting as percussion, this feels like Toronto condensed in a moment

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

In the wake of the pain of peppercorn passing suddenly, I can't help but laugh at the audacity of pet urn pricing. I saw them give me an option of an engraved ROCK (like from the ground) for three hundred dollars. Idk if it's on purpose or not but it sure as hell shakes you out of the sobbing

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

did gym incorrectly. back ouchy. no idea how i achieved this considering i stretch before workout and mainly use the rowing machine

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

why do owls always like they're mewing? I'm out here getting mogged by a great horned here

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

girl at the weed shop almost forgot to card me because we were having a wholeass convo about the "back in my day..." beverages that clocked me at a minimum of thirty

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

man tumblr's bonkers some days. i woke up to find that a post i'd made about pranking your mutuals by sticking the PLU stickers on fruit to their shirts got too big and someone's in the reblogs telling me to put bullets in my terf brain. like. ??????????? where are you getting literally any of this

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Extremely Canadian date moment: sports bar, pwhl on the tv, molsons Canadian in hand and the stereo is blasting Alanis Morissette

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