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@tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social
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Lvl 35 Gay Boy. Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband. Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🍉 psn: tsamasaurusrex switch: sw-7089-7863-3009

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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 3h
We’re on a tour to see Mt Fuji and why is the driver blasting the most random early 2000/10s music? We’ve had Linkin Park and Eminem so far 😂
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I felt so cute today and then Terry just pointed out there’s a stain on my shorts that makes it look like I’ve shit myself and now I am S P I R A L L I N G 😵‍💫
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’ve launched an AI model at work and everyone is being encouraged to use it, and I’m just there like
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Greta Thunberg: How Dare You!
ALT: Greta Thunberg: How Dare You!
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Didn’t realise my ID card for work was on display and an old lady said she used to be called Potts and she got bullied and hated it 💔😭
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pret not being open until 10 on a Sunday is, frankly, a hate crime
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s a kid waiting for the bus with a full size Hyrox backpack, covered in those velcro patches of, like, flags and “athlete”… he’s maybe 11…
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First day in a new store with a new team today, so I guess I need to temper my sense of humour until I work out who’s cool and won’t run to HR when I make a horrifically bitchy comment, or a “that’s homophobic” joke about a minor inconvenience
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Abi Stevens MCM Ldn R-12 @abistevensart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was in a bad mood so I did some Dungeon Crawler Carl sketching! #DCC #Mongo #Donut #BigTina
A grey digital sketch; a bust of a velociraptor called Mongo from Dungeon Crawler Carl, looking kinda mad. A cat head silhouette with a sparkle in one eye peers over his shoulder (it's Donut, about to cast Magic Missile). A little 'status' window above reads 'status: appalled'.Another grey digital sketch, this one a half-body of a T-rex with a big happy smile and closed eye. She holds a wand with a star on the end in one hand, and a big feather boa. There are large sparkles dotted around her. This is Big Tina from book 5 and 6.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andy Burnham:
The famous Irish reporter saying “Don’t take unnecessary journeys” altered to say “Don’t have unnecessary barbecues”
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No spoilers but the absolute correct queen won Canada’s All Stars and I’m so happy
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whyyyyyyyyyy am I wide awake?!
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Do you know how hard it is to do the Mic Drop choreography while holding a tray of coffees? Cause it’s really hard.
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today is a busy day
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fucking nailed it 💪🏼
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Guess who forgot they had a presentation to do at 11 today and so has spent the last two hours at work in a caffeine induced fever dream pretending they were still in uni 😅
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Be who you want, present yourself how you want, dress however you want, just please practice basic personal hygiene and wear deodorant 😭
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ok, I’ll bite What Pokémon type am I?
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rewatching Canada’s Drag Race S1 and the judging of the first episode is so out of pocket! How you sending the two best looks on the runway off as safe?!
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bory, we need to have a chat, because sleeping til 9 instead of 8 is not a lie in…
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Went to BTS last night and it was honestly one of, if not the, best concert I’ve ever been to. The showmanship, the staging, the atmosphere, just unreal. Genuinely feels like one of those cultural moments that you get to brag about like “yeah, I was there” 💜
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For some unknown reason, I woke up at 04:45 and then couldn’t really get back to sleep and now I think I’ve realised that it’s cause I’ve got a sore throat and slightly blocked nose and this is NOT ok
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hotel hair dryers where you need to hold the button down for them to work should be illegal
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had some news this morning that has me feeling very very conflicted 😐
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Obligatory Edinburgh zoo visit animal photo spam incoming
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
From the Mandani I saw him I fell britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’ve just spent an hour with one the IT team at work trying to fix an app issue. In that time he: - asked me for my name and store no fewer than 6 times - copy pasted the script they use directly into the chat without changing any details - referred to me as [BA Name] twice
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh great, a thunderstorm just as I need to leave for work… joy…
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Might be my song of the summer open.spotify.com/track/5bj7A1...
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A Twink and a Redhead and a Mother
Grant & Ash, Trisha Paytas · A Twink and a Redhead and a Mother · Song · 2026
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I need to go clear some weeds in the front garden but also the sun is exactly on it rn so I don’t want too However, if I wait til later when the sun is at the back of the house, I know I’ll be too apathetic to do it, so I do need to go get started soon…
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not to be too descriptive, but it’s so hot in our house that my balls are currently leaving sweat trails somewhere around my knees
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I don’t think there’s a single window in the house that isn’t open rn
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am so indescribably sweaty rn
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s a beautiful day and I have to go to work. And, I already know that work will be DEAD because of how nice it is. So, there’s that.
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Tokyo Disneyland website is the most archaic, confusing thing in the world and I am not a fan at all
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michael. @cumkinggg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
she knew she ate that
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just reoriented our living room and now I am SWEATING 🥵
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ve run out of coffee beans and there’s literally no other coffee in the house so I’m just going to sit here on the sofa and be sad about it
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Today is def a jock day
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My top three space movies, for no good reason: Star Wars A New Hope Star Trek First Contact Project Hail Mary
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
rapidly approaching 24hrs awake
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm in two separate purchase queues rn and if one of them doesn't let me in soon I may scream a little bit
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If I don’t get tickets for this after staying up til 3 I will fling myself out of the window
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m trying to stay awake for a presale that opens at 3am our time and if I don’t get tickets and it was all for naught I’m gonna be so pissed off
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Can’t work out if there was just thunder or someone dropped something heavy nearby…
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Also, this fucking SLAPPED Just a dumb, funny, low stakes, fun action movie, and the gratuitous ab/pec/bicep/pit shots where *chefs kiss*
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No but why did the lighting at Cineworld lowkey eat?
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I feel like I’d make more sales if I could wear this instead of needing a shirt over the top
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Feets
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Feel like every morning when I wake up, my right knee is borderline locked and takes about 5mins of horizontal yoga to un-lock it
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t s a m @tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
On a scale of 1-10, the queer neurodivergent levels here is a 15
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