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New Major Order | Ministry of Truth
Production of Maelstrom Tanks for civilian and military use is proceeding on schedule. Now, deluxe features offered as incentives for early investors must be fabricated. The Helldivers are ordered to dismantle 5,000,000 Automaton Tanks to repurpose their engine cooling systems as climate-controlled cupholders, and harvest 25,000,000 Chargers to convert their carapaces to vibration-insulation panels.