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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Whoever named Zapdos' ability Flash-Pop Flapping instead of Flashy Flapping doesn't deserve happiness.

TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Need motivation to lose weight? Go to an old folks' home. If you're the fattest one there, well, there's a reason for that.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Pokemon Day should always be on a Monday. Think about it.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

How to tell you're a dad? The pharmacist says to "take these pills with a meal" and your immediate response is: "Who's Emile?"

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Giving someone the middle finger and telling them to "sit and spin" is the weirdest insult. You're the one offering to put your finger in my butt!

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

"Unlike when you put two bare feet together, this isn't a case of two halves making a hole." - TrustYourPilot, 2026

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

What's your favorite fantasy series with murder, magic, rape, incest, and dragons? Mine's Harry Potter.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

If I had a nickel for every time the word 'ejaculated' appeared in the Harry Potter books, I'd only have 2 nickels. But it's weird that it happened twice.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

There's a Pokemon card called Rocky Energy coming out at the exact same time as Project Hail Mary. Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

We're a week away from the phrase 'fist my bump' taking over the internet.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Didn't expect to wake up this morning and see The Pokemon Company making a 67 joke, but here we are.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I forgot to post this when it was relevant, but Pokemon TCG Live was recently (almost) at version 69420.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

If Bruce Banner was hit with Beta Rays instead of Gamma Rays, would he have turned into The Cuck and not The Hulk?

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

If boob cleavage is acceptable, butt cleavage should be too. #LegalizeCrack

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Every other Trading Card Game: "You drew 3 cards?! That's nuts!" The Pokemon Trading Card Game: "You only drew half your deck on Turn 1? What a loser!"

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

When does the head stop and the face begin?

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

In a world full of anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers, I’m surprised there aren’t more pee-is-stored-in-the-ballers.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I’m really glad the villain in that Marvel movie had the same powers as the hero. #ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If your last name is Tickles, don't name your daughter Tess.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I wish the Saturday Night Live audience clapped longer when someone unexpected shows up. #ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If your girlfriend’s name is Bella, be careful calling her name near a dog park.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

In the Pokemon world, a Mukbang has a whole different meaning.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

All I want from the Harry Potter HBO TV show is an 8th season where they finish their last year of school, rebuild Hogwarts, and Harry trains to be an Auror by tracking down the remaining Death Eaters.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

She's a 10 but she deleted Thunderbolt to make room for Thunder.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If you're being paid minimum wage, remember: Your boss would give you less if it wasn't illegal.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If all your exes are crazy, remember: The one thing they have in common is you.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

It’s 2026. We can put a man on the moon but we can’t stop a baseball game from getting rained out.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Normal People: Get married because they love each other. YouTubers: Get married so they can create a 10-part series on getting married.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

There’s a Pokemon with two cannons on its back. There’s a Pokemon called Toucannon. They are not the same Pokemon.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Is he a good listener? Or does he not have anything interesting to say?

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Everyone has a voice. Too bad it’s how many people are listening that matters.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

What's a former nun's favorite Linkin Park song? Breaking the Habit.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

There’s a tennis player with the last name Tsitsipas. I’m no expert on dyslexia, but I have to imagine there’s someone out there who thinks it’s pronounced ‘Titty Pasta’.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Win America’s Got Talent, get $1 million. Judge America’s Got Talent, get $20 million. Fame > Talent

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Remember: They don’t make movies about the pilots who avoid the birds. Be the pilot who hits the birds.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

My favorite thing about Christoph Waltz as an actor is his range. He can play a soft-spoken menacing guy

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Leafeon would’ve been the perfect name for Celebi.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Night Emissions would be a great name for a band that only plays after dark.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Suns out, guns out Skies out, thighs out Sticks out, dicks out Leaves out, cleaves out Suns out, buns out

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

On a planet with 8 billion people, 1 in a million isn’t very special.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Thanks to inflation, a million dollar idea isn’t a very good idea.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Marriage should be treated like a sports contract, where you both have to decide to renew it every few years.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

How to quickly end a blowout baseball game: Step 1 - Position player pitches Step 2 - PP intentionally walks the batter Step 3 - Runner on 1st walks off the bag Step 4 - Runner on 1st is tagged out Repeat until game ends. No one’s stats are harmed and no one’s arm gets blown out.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Do Birds pity us for not being able to fly? Or do they live in fear that one day we’ll take flight?

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

The Walking Dead: Dead City doesn't get enough flack for being the dumbest TV show name ever.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Spend $80 on a paid game, nobody bats an eye. Spend $80 on a free-to-play game, everybody loses their mind.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I know Tom Holland and Zendaya look young for their age, but this headline just seems mean.

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The amount of card bleed on Pokemon TCG Live since the launch of Mega Evolution Base Set is insane. Too many cards in-battle have the Mega pattern, and every card in this pack was a Mystery Garden!

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TrustYourPilot Pokemon TCG @trustyourpilot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

For the 3rd time in 10 days, Pokemon TCG Live players are forced to re-download the entire game in order to get the latest update...

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