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Trustworthy Vizier

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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
*raises goblet jovially* To His Majesty's good health!
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think your concubine has been plotting against you, m'lord... No, the sexy one. The one that likes red too much. I think she's planning to poison your wine
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
*HIC* It's good, isn't it? *HIC*
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I've actually been brewing my own wine recently. (rolls big barrel into throne room)
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Here comes the aeroplane!
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This bottle of poison? Pay it no heed, sire. I am going to use it on your enemies
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
(pretending to drink from the cup) Dude it actually tastes good
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Here's a drink. No funny business I promise
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Liver problems? Nonsense! There's always room for a drink, Your Grace!
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
May I pour it into your mouth sire
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Your Majesty, I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty? I think you're thirsty!
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
No wine for me, Sire - I am thinking of my health.
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You may rest assured - the eunuch has been dealt with.
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
But what of the insurrections in the north, Sire? It would be unwise to leave them unchecked...
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Your Majesty, drink this. It's good for you
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's gotten awfully hot as of recent, Your Grace... If only there were some way of quenching our thirst. Ah! I think I've thought of a solution!
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Trustworthy Vizier @trustworthyvizier.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A splendid idea, Your Majesty. How about a drink to celebrate?
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