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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands

@trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social
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Ignore the shifty eyes, just watch the nifty, tiny hands wave around. Hey this could be worse, we could be watching the world burn on the hellscape that is NaziTwitter. Marine veteran, Gulf war, he/his

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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cartoonist: David Horsey
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt for Brains For @rawstory.com Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So glad that we have a government that can validate every (and I do mean EVERY) act of Russian aggression and terrorism. Truly the uniting bridge between every dictatorship in the world. Trump: Putting the 'axis' in evil since 2016.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's good to have my internal suspicions that Ed Sheeran was a mealy mouthed little bitch confirmed in spectacular fashion.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The modern GOP in a nutshell, stand where the big bucks pay you to stand and if you don't know where that is, just lie about it until you get elected and then pocket their money while in office. How is this numbnuts even polling within the margin of error?
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Triumphal Arch To learn more about my creative process, the ideas behind my work, and to see behind-the-scenes sketches, videos, and works in progress, subscribe to my Substack newsletter: nickanderson.substack.com For @rawstory.com
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This has aged like Donald Trump's dirty nappies. The leadership we need is taking meetings with 'Albania' Kushner before the midterms?
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuck you @marcmaron.bsky.social for not doing the thing anymore! :)
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the "journalism" of Bari Weiss. And yes, this is why journalism is about as respected as being a lawyer right now.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Since we are renaming things, let's rename the reflecting pool to Pond Dumbass. At least until it's repaired.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has any administration did more to prop up the Islamic state than Trump's? Make Iran Great Again is the slogan for the midterms. We no longer have several bases in the middle east, Oman is cutting deals with Iran, we are begging Iraq to go after Iranian backed militias. So much winning...
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The question is will Thune drum up the support to give her vote a true independent profile in 'courage'? Too little, too late Suze!! Maybe Tillis can give you some retirement tips while he props up your no on Blanche vote.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
RFK: I once snorted heroin off the back of a tic's rectum, they are perfectly harmless....
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They don't like it because they can't hack the "mail-in voting" firmware.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MAHA Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack (and support editorial cartooning): nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sales pitch, more like a listing of failures. Glad he's up to speed. He can add a bunch of earthquake victims to his death toll since he left a corrupt horrible regime in charge of Venezuela.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Dan Osborn @osbornforne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Check out the highlights from yesterday's press conference on Pete Ricketts ONCE AGAIN trying to buy a Nebraska election with daddy's money.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😂 Welcome to the touch of shit Mr. Kane... 🤣
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No one should use Nazi twitter but:
ICE is a bunch of murderous D-bags
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Supreme Courts says no to there being an American president and 'Hell yes' to the first American führer. This court needs to change in catastrophic fashion as quickly as possible.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We got big crimes, yo! The Trump regime makes Nixon look like a toddler getting caught stealing sweets.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I knew Herbert Hoover sir, and you are no Herbert Hoover. You're a weird amalgamation of Zachary Taylor, Warren Harding and Hoover's worst decisions. The Mega El Nino of worst presidents.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So you like gold ballrooms? Let me show you what a real man's ballroom looks like.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's good to know Trump meddling in elections didn't stop with his "landslide" victory in 2024.
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Speak Softly Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why is @jd-vance-1.bsky.social on the outs with the Trump admin, perhaps this was the start... Hey let's get Tucker Carlson to interview a child sex trafficker in prison, guys?!! Midas-like 'shit'-touch is no joke. He's got the political instincts of a lemming.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Democrats"? Try Americans, couch-fucker-in-chief.
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
6/9/2026- The American Dream www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/ju...
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"Ka$h" Patel: The buck definitely does not stop with me.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I am sure there are some Navy guys that can help you with your hip mobility issues Pete. Good Lordy.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I mean at some point we got to take him at his own word, he really, really doesn't give a shit anymore.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh yes! Please put the bald, Nostradamus and Bari Weiss together at the top of CBS journalism. I can't think of anything that shows us where "journalism" is at in the 21st century than that.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
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I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text…
Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’ @JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist.
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Groveling Cornyn Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
May the odds be ever in your favor, peasants! - Grandpappy Donnie starts off the first hunger games.
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lesson Learned Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @rawstory.com
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026: CBS: 0 CNN: 0 Fox News: 0 NPR: 0 PBS: 0 Politico: 0 Semafor: 0 Business Insider: 0
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Who knew the modern Republican party would spur a huge shift to renewable energy? Yes, by starving the world of oil from petrostates but a true shift indeed.
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This story is so much worse than Abu Ghraib but nobody is talking about it. These things are systemic and have been happening for decades, only now that Israel's world standing has fallen to the point that NYT is treating it seriously and like actual "news".
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Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands @trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Never has that answer been taken by such a feckless and transparent idiot. His words are as hollow as his suit is.
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