Sign in

Trumpbert

@trumpbert.bsky.social
99 followers 8 following 732 posts

A parody of Dilbert satirizing Scott Adams' support for the quintessential pointy-haired boss and all things Trumpy, authored by @authorFreeman.bsky.social. www.Trumpbert.com www.AuthorFreeman.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 1h
New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice What we can do: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #OscarBelgal #AbolishICE #ICE
Alice and Dilbert yelling at ICE Thug.

Alice: You shoot a man in his car that has his five-year-old child in it, and then have to gall to claim that the child was “unharmed”?
Kavanaugh: Are you worried the child will suffer emotional damage?
Alice and Dilbert: YES!
Kavanaugh: Do you think it’s possible it will grow up to become a psychotic killer?
Dilbert (suddenly worried where this is going): Maybe…
Kavanaugh (to ICE Thug): Put the kid on your recruitment list for 20 years from now.
 
After-text: “And maybe also our short list for Presidential candidates.”
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How America would look if we put the worst of the worst in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/worst Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #webcomic #election
MAGA: We had a great rally for Trumpbert last night!
MAGA: It was so organized. He bussed us in from all over so we could shower him with adoration.
Wally: I heard that afterward he left you stranded in the freezing cold night with no campaign personnel around to help you.
MAGA: Yeah, but what’s a little frostbite? I only lost a couple of fingers.
Wally: So you’re still going to vote for him?
MAGA: Of course! He’s the only candidate that cares about us.

after-text: Come for the Covid. Stay for the hypothermia.
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also by me: this screenplay adaptation of the #UrsulaLeGuin #Earthsea novel, THE TOMBS OF ATUAN. www.AuthorFreeman.com/atuan Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #election #covid #pandemic
Trumpbert: I have devised a brilliant tactic to win re-election!
Trumpbert: I will stage a series of massive, unmasked rallies of my supporters.
Boss: Won’t that cause many of them to catch the virus?
Trumpbert: Yes. But based on its incubation period, it won’t debilitate any of them until after they’ve voted.

after-text: My god, he does pay attention to the science.
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election
Trumpbert: My re-election is assured! My idiot opponent has agreed to a contest I will surely win: who can tell the most lies in one hour.
Boss: I don’t think that can possibly be the contest.
Boofbert: Actually, they’ve both been invited to be interviewed on the TV program 60 Minutes, where truthfulness would probably play better.
Boofbert: But at this point in the campaign, we’re pretty much “pot committed” to the lying thing.

after-text: Not to mention being nut committed.
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE most weekdays. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #cyclospora #salmonella #RFKjr #cdc #fda
Wormbert reports to Trumpbert and Boofbert.
 
Wormbert: Ever since I gutted the company’s food safety division, we’ve seen record numbers of employee hospitalizations due to food-borne illness.
Wormbert: The parasite population has never been stronger. Soon, every human will be a bedridden feeding ground for bloodsuckers. 
Boofbert: Um, do Trumpbert and I need to worry about that?
Wormbert: Not at all. We consider you to be honorary bloodsuckers.
 
After-text: “And only technically human.”
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
Wally: So Trumpbert caught the virus. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Dilbert: The best case scenario is that he’ll emerge from the experience chastened and humbled, and will start taking the virus — and reality — more seriously.
Alice: The worst case scenario is that he’ll use his recovery to bolster his authoritarian strongman facade, his followers will take masks and distancing even less seriously, and more of us will die.
Wally: I guess it’s a bad sign, then, that Worst Case Scenario is the security team’s codename for him.

after-text: Their other code name for him is Putz I Least Want To Die For.
030
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What we can do: www.ManyHands.team Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
Trumpbert: And finally: vote for me! Believe every word I say! Tell me everything I want to hear! And take up arms for me if I don’t win!
Trumpbert: Thank you for coming to this indoor, mask-free, close-quartered fundraiser.
Trumpbert: Oh, and by the way, I have the virus.
Trumpbert: You might want to get yourselves tested.

after-text: “Or actually, don’t get tested. That would only make our numbers look worse.”
030
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #covid #pandemic
Boss: Sir, you really aren’t looking very good. I think you might have the virus.
Trumpbert: Impossible! Only weaklings get sick, and I am strong!
Boss: Sir, it’s not weak to get sick. It’s human.
Trumpbert: Human? Who says I’m human? Anybody who says I’m human is a dirty rotten liar!

after-text: To führer is human.
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic
Dilbert and Alice confront Trumpbert and Boofbert.

Dilbert: The V-Dem Institute has labeled this company a backsliding democracy.

Trumpbert (anxiously): Yes?
Alice: While Human Rights Watch said we’ve taken a “decided shift toward authoritarianism.”

Trumpbert (anxiously): Yes?
Dilbert: And Amnesty International just called for your Fascist secret police to be abolished. 

Trumpbert (anxiously): Yes?
Alice: What do you think of that?
Trumpbert (triumphantly): Yes!
Boofbert: He’s playing Dictator Bingo.
 
After-text: “Now I just need the Pope to declare me the Antichrist.”
021
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My official position is now that we're in Hell. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This was the start of my Pointy-Haired Boss switching to the other side. Unlike in the Dilbert world, there are far worse things than Pointy-Haired Bosses in mine. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fascist said “Blrrrrch...” Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #MitchMcConnell #FreeMitch
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. Also by me: this screenplay adaptation of the #UrsulaLeGuin #Earthsea novel, THE TOMBS OF ATUAN www.AuthorFreeman.com/atuan #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #veryStableGenius
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. www.AngelIslandNovel.com FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #veryStableGenius
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was, of course, greatly exaggerating his mental capabilities. Reposts from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #veryStableGenius
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #midterms #votebuying
001
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#JustSaying: It was a Muslin Democratic Socialist who finally released this information, undisclosed by Republican and Democratic mayors before him, about the literal fallout from the 9/11 attack that's killed more people than the attack itself. #911Day #WTC www.cnn.com/2026/09/09/u...
cnn.com
What we know about NYC’s newly released 9/11 records revealing officials misled public about air safety | CNN
New York City released over 170,000 pages of documents revealing officials repeatedly misled residents about the toxic air quality levels after the September 11, 2001, attack on the World Trade Center...
101
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These quaint pre-Epstein File strips. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #KamalaHarris
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How America would look if we put a bunch of sex offenders in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/offenders #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #KamalaHarris
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He was right, which means the work of engagement, education, and enlightenment must continue. Also by me: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY: www.AngelIslandNovel.com Reposts of strips from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #election #KamalaHarris
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection most weekdays. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #webcomic #TrumpArch #ArcDeTrump
031
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Jolly Green Giant is polling well for 2028. Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Back when the world made sense. Now it needs more of our help: www.ManyHands.team Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #election #Biden #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For better or worse, he might be our last normal president. Also by me: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. www.AngelIslandNovel.com How America would look if we put the worst of the worst in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/worst #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #Biden #ThankYouJoe
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was fun while it lasted. What we can do: www.ManyHands.team Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #webcomic #election #Biden #JoeBiden #ThankYouJoe
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Any Ursula Le Guin fans here? If so, check out my screenplay adaptation of The Tombs of Atuan: www.authorfreeman.com/atuan
authorfreeman.com
The Tombs of Atuan - Author Freeman Ng
This is my screenplay adaptation of Ursula Le Guin's The Tombs of Atuan, the second book of her MG/YA Earthsea Trilogy. In it, I try not just to make a good movie of the story, but to do it in accorda...
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What we can do: www.ManyHands.team How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE most weekdays. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #crypto #scam
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What we can do: www.ManyHands.team How America would look if we put the worst of the worst in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/worst Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #webcomic #BLM #defundPolice
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Funding Democratic victories: www.ManyHands.team Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com Reposts of strips from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #BLM #defundPolice
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Enabler's remorse. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE, most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #BLM #defundPolice
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Instead, we're abolishing the FTC, SEC, and FBI and DOJ fraud units.” Reposts from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. Also by me: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #defundPolice
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #webcomic
040
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Antifa Derangement Syndrome Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com How America would look if we put a bunch of fascists in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/fascists #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #antifa
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter #antifa
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#ICE caught in terroristic lie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uy5... How America Would Look If We Put a Lawless Secret Police in Charge: www.authorfreeman.com/ice
youtube.com
ICE Agent's Narrative CRUMBLES as Civilian's Video Tells the True Story
YouTube video by TYT Sports
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection weekdays. Also by me: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. www.AngelIslandNovel.com How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #ICE
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ICE caught in terrorsistic lie: www.facebook.com/reel/1043077... How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice
facebook.com
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ICE caught on camera: www.facebook.com/reel/1043077885109139 How America would look if we put a lawless secret police in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice Reposts of strips from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
030
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Revealed in this week’s news: Trump returned from last month’s NATO summit by secretive means due to security threats, using a fully loaded Air Force One as a decoy. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
030
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Never forget What we can do: www.ManyHands.team Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #GeorgeFloyd #BLM #BlackLivesMatter
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The AdWords of #kleptocracy New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. The opposite of kleptocracy: www.ManyHands.team #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #webcomic #insidertrading #truthsocial
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fascist Said What? (www.FascistSaidWhat.com) How did JD Vance respond when reminded he once called Donald Trump “America’s Hitler?” A. I didn’t sell out. I was acquired in a leveraged buyout. B. So-fa so good. C. A man is allowed to dream, isn’t he? A free fill-in-the-blank style party game.
fascistsaidwhat.com
Fascist Said What? - Trumpbert
Fascist Said What? is a FREE card-based fill-in-the-blank party game (like Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity).
100
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What we can do: www.ManyHands.team Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic #hydroxychloroquine
010
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Reposts of strips from my first-term collection most weekdays. New strips every Sunday. Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank style party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How America Would Look If We Put a Lawless Secret Police in Charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/ice My fastest growing Trump regime scrapbook has been "How America Would Look If We Put the Worst of the Worst in Charge". Half its content was ICE related, and I've moved most of it into this new scrapbook.
authorfreeman.com
How America Would Look If We Put a Lawless Secret Police in Charge - Author Freeman Ng
See also: How America Would Look If We Put the Worst of the Worst in Charge How America Would Look If We Put a Bunch of 8-Year-Olds in Charge How America Would Look If We Put a Bunch of Scammers in Ch...
000
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE, most weekdays. Also by Freeman Ng: FASCIST SAID WHAT?, a free fill-in-the-blank party game. www.FascistSaidWhat.com #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #lgbtq #iran #epsteinfiles #economy
020
Trumpbert @trumpbert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How America would look if we put a bunch of scammers in charge: www.AuthorFreeman.com/scammers #dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #covid #pandemic
020