truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh! I need that! *looks a price tag* But not at that price. 000
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1... or 2... or 1... or 2.... or 1... or 2....or 1... or 2.... or 1... or 2....or 1... or 2.... or 1... or 2....or 1... or 2.... or 1... or 2....or 1... or 2.... or 1... or 2....or 1... or 2.... or 1... or 2....or 1... or 2.... 000
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That ass was neato, but its now time for bedtime cuddles. 010
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*in his best goofy impression* Hyuck, fill me up, Max! 010
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Sodomize me daddy" "Oh yeah mr krabs~" (Sorrynotsorry) 000
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Top 10 men. This isnt a list, it's a directive statement. Top 10 men. 120
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me, to an exclusive top: one of us is getting creampied, and if you dont want it to be you, youll finish inside. >:U 130
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Guys, The werewolves are free! You can just take them! 110
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Carbonating and adding coca cola syrup to your hot dog water and serving it to you as a soft drink. Chilled, ofc, I'm not a monster. 000
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Twinks are overrated. I wanna see them bear butts 😍 010
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I actually had a dream where I went to a trump event... And I started booing him... And then everyone at the event joined in the booing... It was glorious. 011
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If youre tired of your period, I can make it go away for 9 months. Thats right, 9 months, completely free of charge. But I disappear too. 010
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How would you like your steak? "Well done" Sir, you need to leave. 000
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Hawk fire... I guess... (dont say it) You could say... (dont say it) I'm watching it (dont say it) Like a... (dont say it...) 100
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I dont know who needs to hear this but It's 2026. Big hairy guys can bottom if they want. 100
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Dont look at the couch... I said dont look at the couch! 000
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When youre dreaming of fucking someone in a murrsuit and you wake up air humping. 020
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Pitched a tent for you bby~ Why dont you take a peak inside~ ;3c 000
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Youre not my dad!" No, but I can be your daddy~ >;3c 120
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Having a penis doesn't make you a man. Having xy chromosomes doesn't make you a man. You're only a man if you click your tongs before using them. 120
truFitaskBe @trufitaskbe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tamed my own werewolf boyfriend and you can, too! 010