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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I know I have the tiniest influence in this (or any app) because I’m not as attractive and funny and smart as the people I follow on this account, but I can’t be the only person who thinks it’s absolutely fucked that POTUS is making deals with Putin about oil and the news is prioritizing Selma Blair

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The President of the United States of America is striking a deal with Russia, but the top news story is about Selma Blair being arrested after a flight disturbance.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He likes to sit with me while I’m playing the piano, but I’m starting to get that listening to a Tori Amos record is not at all the same thing. Either that or he’s staring me down to tell me that this if what our SUPPOSED to sound like.

Cat sitting on a piano from across the house.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why bother having a record player if I’m not spinning this one on the regular?

Disco theme from Friday the 13th Part 3.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of my least favorite things about working on site is that I’m in an open workspace plan and can’t just scratch my ass without an audience.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ok but I’m honestly shocked that the “I’m Gonna 3D Print Your Vagina” song didn’t beat out Yvonne Elliman’s bop about food sex.

Truant’s Apple Music Recap for September ‘26
Top 3 Artists:
Nine Inch Nails
Tame Impala
Ben Folds Five

Top 3 Songs:
“Casserole Me Over” (Yvonne Elliman)
“The Eye” (Free the Robots)
“Danceteria (Remix)” (Madonna)

Top 3 Albums
Ben Folds Five - Self-Titled
The Avalanches - Wildflower
Tame Impala - Liberian

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Spell your name with songs: Sex Is Not The Enemy (Garbage) Terrible Lie (Nine Inch Nails) Everything Counts (Depeche Mode) Victor Should Have Been A Jazz Musician (Grace Jones) Easy to be Hard (from the musical Hair) New Born (Muse)

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I didn’t decide to celebrate my four day weekend by getting naked in my pool…

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Unpopular hot take: In the year of 2026, drive thru windows should be exclusively dedicated to people who order ahead using the app. If you want to have a full on conversation, you can go inside.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

How is it that the Pocono mountains area seems to be a more diverse and queer-friendly destination than OCMD and most of coastal Delaware?

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You would almost forget that this lovable and adorable creature is also an agent of pure chaos.

Gray cat lying on his back on his window throne giving a stretch

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Omg the good gym is closed so I’m doing it in the one with no a/c and no sauna or steam room for after

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Going to attempt a 22 minute run soon. Send good vibes.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’m trying to keep modest with my towel, but there’s a breeze that’s tickling my taint and I don’t hate it.

Wet underpants on a pool deck after being worn into the pool, indicating that the photographer is no longer wearing them

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wax Wednesday! (It’s been a minute) Now spinning: Kylie Minogue - Tension (The Extended Versions)

Album over for Kylie’s Tension Extended Versions

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I should be high but I don’t feel like getting out to grab anything.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Reminder: I have a giant privacy fence so I can get into my pool in my underpants. It’s not my problem if you install a trampoline against said fence and now your fuck trophies can see in my yard.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My lock screen is my son playing basketball. Not sharing any pics here until i can make my account private.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I haven’t worn my contacts in a few months (they’re not disposable). After putting them in for a half hour, I remember why I stopped wearing them.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Fit check… except I’m awkward and suck at selfies

Guy in a pair of short brown shorts in a black t-shirt. T-shirt has stylized graphic of people dancing next to a red circle. Caption advice image says “Defiant Jazz”

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The amount of gray hair that somehow falls on me when I’m getting a hair cut is a hate crime.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Love when a cooking show advertises that they’re highlighting vegetarian meals they’ve made and the first two examples have meat in them…

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

On the plus side, the “Right in front of my salad” bit is having a renaissance

The icon, taking her chances with getting Butthole COVID

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Forgetting to put on sunblock before getting in the pool so I can keep my dermatologist on her toes

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I keep seeing people referring to MTG groups and just realized it’s Magic: The Gathering and not Marjorie Taylor-Green.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’m deeply regretting the decision not to take today off.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

At a family gathering a few years ago, someone referred to my husband as “your friend”, yet I was the asshole for reminding her that she was invited to the wedding AND that she’s met our child. Just popped in my head while I’m getting ready to start my usual Wednesday bullshit.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I feel ancient enough without hearing Fun. music featured in a medication commercial.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

Disco Stu, holding a brandy while singing “back away, not toast disco lady”

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I’m doing public again although I will most likely hiss if anyone makes direct eye contact with me

Male-presenting person in a dark blue shirt that says “The World Needs More Pride” and shorts that are light colored with a floral print.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Wax Wednesday! Now spinning: !!! - Shake the Shudder (2017)

A record spinning with the stylus landed on “Dancing is the Best Revenge”

!!! (Chk Chk Chk): Shake the Shudder album cover

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My company’s corporate Pride board keeps asking me why I don’t want to participate in events anymore and then hype a flagship event for Pride where the key note speaker is a straight guy telling us that we should relax and get off social media.

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I don’t really do “out in public” these days so this is a big step for me

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Pumpkin Spiced Truant @truantsays.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Wax Wednesday! Now spinning: Jake Shears - Last Man Dancing (2023)

Jake Shears’ Last Man Dancing record and side one label. Album is on marbled peach vinyl

Album cover for Jake Shears’ Last Man Dancing. Depicts the singer in short red shorts and a white tank top in a trashed living room that, frankly, gives me a little anxiety

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ChangoATX @changoatx.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Stand twelve claws down and PROTECT THE DOLLS #Pride

Trans rights pride Porkemon Houndoom protecting Togepi

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