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Florida Man

@trs1998.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of irony, thoughtful policy dialogue, doggos, and the Oxford comma.

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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 39m
Thank you for exploring this phenomenon. It’s maddening. Platforming obvious bullshit isn’t fair and balanced, it’s nihilistic and devoid of value at the expense of the Republic that allows these companies to operate freely.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 2h
Nuance is endangered out in the wild
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 2h
…”wOrK lIfE hArMoNy NoT bAlAnCe”
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 2h
These people have brain worms. JFC
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 4h
Look, I’m a supporter of the Jewish people, but this clown show of a gov’t in Israel is completely out of control. The United States is the head they’re standing on to keep from drowning and it’s got to stop.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 19h
This is like watching someone slowly drown
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 23h
I‘ve tried and I cannot yet wrap my head around the idea that people were still taking this monster at face value in 2024. How does that happen? Are people that gullible? Is telling people what they want to hear really that powerful? It’s amazing to me.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 23h
Look at those meatheads
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well…I got bad news. (Dunking on Hegseth, btw, not our service members)
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wtf is happening in this video? He’s crawling like a large invisible man is riding on his back.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s different, see, because Trump was chosen by God. He’s not a godle-, er communist fascist Marxist.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the Florida Man stories are true if not worse in reality, and the spirit of Florida Man is my muse only. Ha.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A favorite rhetorical device of conservative chuds: Someone else is (allegedly) doing something, so that gives me cart blanche to do the same thing without repercussion.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And what if everyone contributed just a very small of money so that everyone could use the…brain gym…at no additional cost? Wild.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pardon the frontier gibberish. I was typing and not paying attention to a conference call at the same time.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would estimate it as 35% having soggy lettuce for brains (MAGA), 35% caring deeply about fixing this mess, and the other 30% some degree of oblivious to the world around them for any number of reasons. You’re not wrong about the map, though.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. And those things are also true about 35% of this country’s population—or to 1 and 3. at the very least.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the way
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My family—both sides—has a proud lineage of service tracing all the way back to the Revolution across all major conflicts. As such, this story makes my blood boil. I’ll not write on the internet what I really think of these buffoons and posers.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Agree. And if legacy Media™️ hadn’t spent a decade coddling the MF explaining away or both-siding the idiotic shit that comes out of his mouth, we might have gotten to a breaking point much sooner.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whatever it takes to declare martial law that will hold up in court.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did RFK Jr fail out of medical school or something? Of the many things that makes him bizarre, his fixation on burning down medical institutions has to be at the top of the list.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
”Cover“ as in video TV coverage not “cover“ as in reporting. His actions can be reported on without platforming his 1st person bullshit. The Media™️ is no hero. It is materially responsible for this mess and needs to correct course 10 years ago or right now, whichever.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They understand the power of “sending a message”, so I hope the next Congress extends the same courtesy to them.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s time for The Media™️ to sack up and quit covering this MF. This is yet another instance of normalizing destruction of Constitutional freedoms. It’s never too late to do the right thing.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Date”
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This sounds hyperbolic, but there HAS to be accountability for the people in charge of this nightmare. We cycle through these fits and starts every few generations and pretty much every time, the perpetrators get off the hook in the interest of mending fences. Let’s send a message this time.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Feels like pretext but that’s fact-free speculation
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably the same energy as when he used to troll pageant dressing rooms full of underage teenage girls by his own admission.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
beängstigend, was auch immer er im Schilde führt
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super awesome how we’re speed racing an abandonment of the post-WW2 order while concurrently circling the wagons for Israel. I’m not at all anti-Israel, but this is insane. They broke it, they can buy it.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Given that we’re talking about Russia here, are there are any clues we should be watching for to ascertain “true” origin (BSL-3 vs BSL-4)? Or we all just along for the ride until it’s either contained or loose in the wild?
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stating the obvious, this doesn’t pass the sniff test at all.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GD bobbleheaded ass sniffer
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t get over how goddamn stupid the crowds look at these things now. It’s a side show. At one point it was mostly just racist Boomers. Now it’s…whatever this is.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The crowds standing behind him keep getting weirder
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
According to Trump’s telling, some large percentage of humans are at all times walking around gobsmacked. And that’s true, but not for the reasons he thinks.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Socialism for me, not for thee
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my new favorite ironic insult
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I‘m old enough to remember when Hunter Biden sitting on a board was the high water mark of political corruption. I’m guessing it’s going to be a smash and grab between now and January before a degree of oversight (maybe) returns.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He needs to have his feelings hurt. He’s directly participated in this decade-long reign of terror.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pushing frontiers means operating in volatile, low information space.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I definitely didn’t have “Trump doxxing Tom Cotton“ on my Saturday bingo card. Holy shit.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, I’m just glossing over the fact that the President just doxxed a Senator from his own party. Wild.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I understand year-round daylight savings will increase the likelihood of your child being run over on the way to school in the morning, but we can’t forget about the PGA here”
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to joke that Daylight Savings was mostly for old guys who like to golf. Turns out it was accurate. 🤷‍♂️
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rove, in large part, created the cynical environment that allowed for Nazis to step out of the shadows and flourish. Not just him, of course, but if a banquet was thrown to honor the architects, he would be at the center front table.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also as a practical matter, this feels like one of those actions that passively encourages people to self-select out.
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Florida Man @trs1998.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Focused on the work” of selling out our country and stealing anything he can get his hands on.
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