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TroytlePower

@troytlepower.bsky.social
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he/him Podcaster, Writer, Doodler kinda neurodivergent, kinda queer, and very excitable TroytlePower.com GeekToGeekMedia.com

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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When I first read The Hobbit, I became genuinely anxious about getting challenged to riddle duels. I still don’t like reading this scene. Not knowing the answers the narrator calls obvious stress me out, even though it’s been three decades and it hasn’t come up once. @rangedtouch.bsky.social
Photo of a page. 

"Both wrong," cried Bilbo very much relieved; and he jumped at once to his feet, put his back to the nearest wall, and held out his little sword. He knew, of course, that the riddle-game was sacred and of immense antiquity, and even wicked creatures were afraid to cheat when they played at it. But he felt he could not trust this slimy thing to keep any promise at a pinch. Any excuse would do for him to slide out of it. And after all that last question had not been a genuine riddle according to the ancient laws.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Cody Rhodes as Guile except I made his hair real big.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
AFOC
A screenshot from Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines of a vampire feeding on a cop NPC.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Update: I unlocked act 3
Me leaning into frame in front a tv showing a completion time of 58 hours and 53 minutes.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
So many good ones, but this was always the one for me.
The poster for Hook, sans any text.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
They had to take up 2/3rds of the state just to give him a seat.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I got a haircut and I love this shirt because it matches my glasses which I also love. Yay.
A bearded guy with hair doing a sticky puppy thing in a bright floral shirt with colorful glasses pulling a silly face with purple lights in the background.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I was excited to check out the Valor Mortis playtest, but I had to turn the resolution down to get it running on Steam Deck. Like way down. ... okay this was a goof but then playing like this actually ruled.
A screenshot of a gloomy lamp and hanging vines from Valor Mortis, but so pixelated it looks like it's from 1994.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
A teeny tiny ladybug landed on my glasses and we were friends for a while but then I had to go inside so I had to nudge the teeny tiny ladybug off of my glasses and I miss my friend.
very very close up, overly vibrant picture of a happy lil guy wearing a pair of colorful glasses with a tiny ladybug on them.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Of course an extremely dumb, off hand joke has become my most viewed bit. Of course. Anyway, sequence breaking in Silksong is neat.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'm choosing to believe this is not in error.
Icky's post, except the jpgs for all the games except Mario Kart are broken.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
spider
just a lil guy chillling on a floorjust a lil guy chillling on a floorjust a lil guy chillling on a floorjust a lil guy chillling on a floor
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Oh sweet, Codenames is going to fix years of JK Rowling being absolutely evil with a single blog post!
A skeet from @codenamesgame.bsky.social with reskeets and replies disabled, linking to a blog titled "Why we created the new licensed version of Codenames"
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Donkey Kong Bananza is fantastic. I love how much it plays with music, the horrors of capitalism, digging to make your own pathways, and the mechanical differences between different materials. But also, play indies.
Fretless, a music based rpg. Pipistrello, a Zelda-like about modern capitalism Everdeep Aurora, a game about digging a hole. Ruffy and the Riverside, a platformer with a focus on materials.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m nothing if not easily swayed.
Metroid Zero Mission on a switch 2. Dimension 20 in the background.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The vibes are vibing.
Gunbrella on a switch, Brennan Lee mulligan on a tv
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Ooh, I also finished Star Trek VI, started F9, and watched way too much wrestling. Speaking of, please enjoy a toony Tony Schiavone.
A pencil drawing of a bearded man in a suit holding a microphone labeled AEW
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Starting up Star Fox Adventures for the first time ahead of @playalong.bsky.social’s season, and I’m blown away by the opening. It starts with terrible Star Fox style gameplay, then immediately gives you a ba-da-dun as you pick up a key. It’s like they wanted to troll Star Fox fans.
Blue fox lady celebrates finding a key.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I have a dumb, ugly dog I absolutely love named Meeko
a post it note doodle of "Hatsune Meeko"
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Just for a point of comparison, about 30% of people think that NASA faked the moon landing or that vaccines implant microchips.
surveys about conspiracy theories from https://carsey.unh.edu/publication/conspiracy-vs-science-survey-us-public-beliefs
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Welp, I'm going to keep going physical on this one... but I did pick up a few other games. Oops.
three virtual game cards: Maneater, Gunbrella, and Neo Cab
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
... damn it.
This same stupid game on sale for 5 bucks the day after I ripped open a physical copy I spent 20 bucks on.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Backlog shmacklog.
A goober looks cross eyed with a switch in front of their face showing Digimon cyber sleuth.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I ain't here to diagnose you, but, in my case, that's a surefire indicator of
spongebob magic meme, but depression.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I feel like you're trying to tell us something, but I just can't figure out what it is...
a screenshot of this absurd post with an embed that is a rt of another post with an embed, and all of the embeds and embeds say the same thing.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Red Faction Guerrilla runs great on the Switch 2, and smashing some authoritarian military checkpoints feels particularly good today. #NoKings
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
@tftblpod.bsky.social hosted some Mario Kart tonight… this game is just delightful.
A photo mode screenshot of Mario Kart World, with Koopa, Wario, Toadette, lakitu, and Luigi all being goofs.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
oh hell yea.
The cast of Titan Takedown from Dimension 20.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I've been playing Date Everything! Visual Novels generally aren't my genre, but I've been having a blast with this one. I'm hoping to have a piece on it up at @geektogeekmedia.com today, but in the meantime:
A discord chat

Troy says: So far I've had sex with a bed, role played with a dominatrix safe, tried to fuck ben starr as a door, and gotten talked off by a mysterious man in my air con vents
oh, and a butt plug made a human burrito out of me before talking me through getting myself off

Mike says: And then you started the game!
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Me: Starting up BotW on a Switch 2 in handheld mode at maximum brightness settings while sitting in the dark:
A very HD Link shielding his eyes after a quick, century-long nap.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I’ve been working in the shed this morning, and in the process fell down a strange product photos rabbit hole.
A woman in heels stands in front of a garage shelf. A different woman in heels stands in front of a different garage shelf. Yet another woman in heels stands in front of a third garage shelf.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
No WiFi downloads in sleep mode is a weird back step.
Switch 1 setting “keep wired connection active in sleep mode”
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I swatted a fly with an electric fly swatter and it felt so fucking exhilarating and then like 2.7 seconds later I felt so fucking bad about it so here’s a tribute to the poor fly who heard me yelling “FUCK YEAH” as he perished. Sorry little dude.
A doodle of a scared cartoony fly.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I got new glasses! Not only are they a new prescription after six years, they also aren’t blue light blocking, which means outside no longer has an Xbox 360 piss filter! It’s pretty!
A bearded goober with bad skin rocking round glasses splattered with color.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
a rdr2 kill count of 1,149 people.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I’m embarrassed at how long I spent in photo mode just now, but I’m more embarrassed at how excited I was to figure out the dye system and make my little guys look like a doofy fantasy power rangers squad *before I even remembered that there was a photo mode I could then play with*
Four goobers wearing similar colors, in a tilted photo.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm destined to be the weirdo friend who doesn't really understand what's going on but will show up anyway.
results list, including chandler bing, jughead jones, ed from shaun of the dead, xander harris, etc
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I searched bing to find out, and the AI told me how to turn it off! Huzzah!
instructions for turning off copilot, delivered by copilot
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Was in a big Star Wars mood for gaming this weekend. - Started Empire at War. Plays surprisingly well on Steam Deck. - Got a lightsaber in Jedi Knight. Neat - Pretended Everspace was in Star Wars. It's not, but still good. - Some Kirby and Pikmin with the kiddo. - Also played more BG3 and Seafrog
star wars empire at warstar wars jedi knightbaldur's gate 3seafrog
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
An apology:
Notes app:

This is tough for me to talk about.

Ive been a Nintendo fan my whole life. Some of my earliest memories are of Mario Bros 3 on the nes, and most especially of wandering across Hyrule in Zelda. 

I’ve owned the nes advantage and the super scope. I spent hours playing pokemon and links awakening DX by the light of a wormlight. I worked at GameStop when Guitar hero and rock band ruled the world. 

Video games and video game accessories are important to me. With all that said, I feel it’s only right to come forward with an apology. While on a break at work today, I recorded an upcoming episode of my playthrough of Oracle of Ages. 

I’m close to the end of that game. I’m pretty sure that the dungeon I’m in is the last. In the prior episode I recorded I beat the midboss… and got no reward. It opened a new part of the dungeon, sure, but no item. 

Today, I used a key I found in that new section of dungeon to open a door off in a corner of the map. There were some enemies in the room with the locked door, but since it was nowhere near the midboss I didn’t expect much. Inside, was a chest. And inside that chest, was the power glove. 

And this is where the apology comes in. At no point after obtaining the power glove did I say “it’s so bad”. 

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. 

(Please listen to The Power Play-Throughs Podcast)
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters for the SNES.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I went cold turkey on Blue Prince when I rolled credits, but I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
1 three squares in front of a face. “Shoot”
2 theee squares in front of a face. “Dang”
3 theee squares in front of a distorted face. “AARRGH”
4 an overhead of the 9x5 grid from blue prince with a speech bubble coming from a square “I have to peeee”
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
These were on the same car. I got whiplash going from “I’d probably enjoy this person” to “I want nothing to do with this person.”
“Don’t be a cuntasaurus”“Back the blue”
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Everything makes me think of her* * @gailsimone.bsky.social
A stuffed animal on a thrift store shelf, except instead of an animal it’s a stuffed slice of deep dish pizza with a happy face on the side.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Don't tempt them!
the key art for WWE 2K Battle Grounds
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hey, but wait…
Troytle’s attributes: big horny clown who is cursed and feral but not baby or stupid.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So... they are saying that if it weren't for Trump 75% of the population would have died in the past 100 days?
a population graph, showing the 2024 US population at 340 million.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Another very legitimate photo has hit the internet!
A very real MS13 tattoo on Trump's right hand.
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TroytlePower @troytlepower.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hang on… Computer, ENHANCE!
Trump with his fist up that time he almost got shot. Wtf he got ms13 tattooed on his knuckles!?!
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