haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Spoiler Alert: Godzilla suckin’ on Ghidorah’s monster c*ck 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The problem with Verity is that for all its sparkly and game actors, it gives you nothing for two hours. Digger arguably has the opposite problem. 010
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reading The Honourable Schoolboy. We love stories about folks reading documents, a beautiful word called CROSS-REFERENCING. 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026On my Ken Russell bullshit. Lisztomania is out of control. 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My AI Agent can’t tell if this was written by Rob or Rob’s AI Agent 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Your Julie is your handler, but some are rarer than others 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PTA and Wes Anderson perhaps achieved a greater synthesis because their similar attempts are rooted in community and family, positive associations. 010
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think one of our most annoying filmmakers tried to make a personal contemporary picture with $160m, but it’s a fraught endeavour depicting the corrosive lack of subtext we’re all living through. 110
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Goodman is phenomenal with the one note he gets to play. Cruise is dialed in. They are electric in scenes together. 110
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My impression of Digger is that Inarritu is yelling at himself not the audience. It’s ONLY a movie about how it feels being an artist when the world’s burning. The reviews largely reflect a feeling of being attacked. 120
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think Tom Cruise paid for the bad press as a 4d chess move that ends with him holding a little gold man on Oscar’s big night 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know elves likely wouldn’t be covered by the Geneva convention or such as nutrmberg but it sitll makes me safd 010
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The M— Mash is a beautiful part of Transylvanian culture and if they can’t understand that, I feel sorry for them 010
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ha-Chan, Shake Your Booty! Rinko Kikuchi, performance of the year. Luminous motion picture. 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Careful y’all, pretty sure Choosin’ Texas is a Ringu situation 010
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Very silly picture. Maybe Cruise’s silliest. 1988 is an alien realm. 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Slow start until Bryan Brown enters the picture in total flow. 100
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m officially ill. Officially eating a massive abc seafood order and watching cocktail. Cruise has normal guy hair in some scenes and it’s weird af. 100
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So you can bring a gun to a job interview but not an iced coffee?? Make it make sense 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Stepdad Pornography at number 1 on NYT best tv shows of the 21st century 010
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Obviously should have waited two years to skeet but couldn’t risk it. Will simply skeet again in two years 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Undemanding 90 minute horror comedy, thoughtfully constructed. 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The prank is actually far more complex than originally anticipated. They leave an open juice box at the corner of the door 💀 001
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ahh fuck, just got doorbell ditched by my eight year old neighbor boys 210
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Asking myself how much deep BP has to dig to end up here 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All I’m saying is The Paper and The Scissors ain’t doin it 000
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Taking bets on which postcancelled / no longer bankable / known to be unpleasant middle aged male actor signs up to work with Tilly Norwood first. 200
haunte! @tromber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I never watch those kinds of movies but that one is really good 000
