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Moe (he/they)

@trollteeth.bsky.social
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I’m only here because Twitter died. Troll Teeth is my band (Electric Talon Records). For legal reasons—a parody account, nothing I say here is my opinion

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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you throw a bunch of old, rotting vegetables in a part of your yard—eventually some shit is going to grow there…
Garden in my yard
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New shirts
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A very cursed thing to be the condom being sold in the clearance section
Trojan condom being sold in clearance
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Delicious looking donuts
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Went to a protest yesterday in Philly and saw multiple cop cars parked in the bike lane
Dumb idiot cops parked in the bike lane
Another photo of dumb idiot cops parked in the bike lane
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Murdock is a grey pitbull laying on top of my clothes
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mamdani with laser eyes standing over Trump — text says “America’s mayor”
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The “Come and take it” battle flag from the Texas revolution but instead of a cannon, I have replaced it with a sub-sandwich
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
When ever someone knocks on my door when I didn’t order food or invite anyone over TF you knocking on my door for… go away…
Jesse from breaking bad from the scene where he is paranoid due to the meth & stress and is hallucinating bikers coming to kill him
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just Troll Teeth doing our thing
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
“We’re not racist, we just want to protect Britain” — who the fuck shows up wearing a shirt like this then?…
A twink looking dude wearing a shirt that has Palestine & Israel crossed out with the word crusade at the bottom with a picture of king Baldwin from the movie kingdom of heaven
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
His 1978 book Which Way Western Man? was republished by National Vanguard Books in 2003. Some quotes from this book include:
I am not naturally a man of violence, but there is one thing from the thought of which I shrink more than from violence or its consequences, and that is the thought that our people may not rise to throw off the death that is being clamped upon them.
The point is to reveal organized Jewry as a world power entrenched in every country of the White man’s world, operating freely across every nation’s frontiers, and engaged in a ruthless war for the destruction of them all.
Let me preface what I am about to say by declaring frankly that I am prepared to accept violence on the part of our people. The Jews’ hold on our throat is not going to be relaxed until we break their grip. Hitler felt that he had to take to the streets. All normal approach to his people was barred. Today, we are confronted with much the same situation here.
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
50% of all the duo lingo wealth is concentrated in less than 1% of duo lingo characters
Screenshot from duo lingo of an exercise that says I have zero money
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
If you like Folk Alternative—go listen to my solo album. Wrote all the songs then made my normal bandmates do the backing instrumental stuff. The songs are all depressing as hell 👍 Trollteeth.Bandcamp.Com
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Moe has a shirt on that says “My dads is a war hero” with a soldier pointing a gun at two people lying on the ground in hand cuffs
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
My couch throw pillows…
Picture of my couch where two pillows are. One says “be gay” and the other says “do crimes”
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We need to talk about Wisconsin…◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Not going to arm chair QB this guy, but… Maybe instead of paying a guy from a random IG ad, you use some of the money you made from whatever hustle & grind nonsense you did to pay for like… therapy? Maybe a nice hobby. Chicks dig guys with hobbies… Build tiny warhammer dudes or plastic gundams
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Outside, hanging with the dogs—Murdock doing dog things
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“Why aren’t you on Facebook?” Facebook nowadays:
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’m fat and deserve two dinners…
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The rallying cry of the revolution—“go birds”
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
“You kids want to see some really bad advice?…” If shit hits the fan—sitting down is gonna get you hurt or killed.
A Reddit post saying “sit down. Do not engage” “this needs to go viral:  to go viral:
We are being informed that this Saturday, June 14th, Proud Boys and other Trump brownshirts plan to infiltrate the anti-Trump "No Kings" protests, attack the police and destroy property, to falsely justify Trump sending in the National Guard.
If violence breaks out at your protest, SIT DOWN.
Leave only the provocateurs standing.
Please share far and wide.
DO NOT let them provoke you!”
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
South Jersey is in a tornado watch… So I get to break this out for my daughter to help her understand the difference between watch & warning
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
“Rationalist” … so yes, at least one cult involved here.
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
How busy could an airport be, Micheal?
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Baby geese I saw at the park
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I won $5 from a free lottery ticket
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
MF trying to bring this filing shit back — Trump 100% thinks John Wayne is the greatest actor ever
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sir, a second vigilante who allegedly shot someone due to an unfair system has hit the American consciousness
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Another one
Cultish by Amanda Montell
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Book haul from today
Parable of the Sower graphic novel adaptation The Zapatista experience by Jérôme Baschet
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Ok but which gorilla are these 100 dudes fighting?
Album cover for the Gorillaz Demon Days
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The US has a long history of extraordinary rendition, Asad in Syria made a bunch of money being a torture site for the CIA as did a bunch of other places — but they’re just out in the open with it now and people don’t need to FOIA request anything because you have Trump just admitting to shit
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
One bit of pride I have is my mustache is stronger than my dad’s — that’s a weak ass mustache compared to mine.
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The evolution of man — terrible, patchy beard, shave my face for aprils fools day (students thought it was funny, because they’ve only ever seen that facial hair), got rid of the mustache and as of April 12th…just some scruffy stuff growing back…
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
No hair era Moe
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Quote post you from another era Hair era Moe with some monks while in Cambodia
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national defense group chat
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Moe (he/they) @trollteeth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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