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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

FSU is not playing as terribly as predicted. We might just survive this 😅

Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The problem with ‘following all’ on these blue sky starter packs is that there are so many people in those starter packs that you actually don’t want to follow lol

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m writing a report right now where they said they have to have four things: 1. Explanation 2. Details 3. Descriptions 4. Reasons I don’t know whether to laugh or be infuriated

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My twins started 11th grade today. I asked them what they want to be when they grow up - one said “six seven” and the other said “dead” The future is grim.

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

“I don’t fear failure” like yah we know bitch you’re quite comfortable with it

FSU football coach who loses all the time has never ending audacity

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Been having 1 shitty thing happen after another the last month+ & just as I was at my breaking point last night with the latest disaster, my childhood best friend texts me OOTB to tell me about her problems & O M G Sometimes you need a reality check because things can always be so so much worse 😳

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Just found a new email sign off that is worse than “Best,”:

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Another weird holiday… my super MAGA father is in a nursing home not knowing who he is half the time yet still remembers he can’t stand me but I’m still expected to call lol

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Some people really do wait anxiously all weekend to get back to the office Monday morning so they can talk loudly in the hallways and fake cackle with everybody

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Yogscast Joe Hickson in Banana Mask

ALT: Yogscast Joe Hickson in Banana Mask

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I knew the new Mexican spot was gonna suck when they were playing Britney and all the waiters spoke English but I persevered and there was not a single seasoning in the whole building not even salt

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You guys watching all the videos of the Europeans here for World Cup? With so many reasons to hate us, these people are finding so many reasons to love us and I keep getting choked up lol

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Has anybody ever had to put a cat on Prozac? I’m feeling really out of touch with society right now but my vet said it’s needed 💀

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

50% of my kids get good grades, keep a clean room, and know how to be civil, but I don’t think that’s a passing grade for me 🫠

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Bessent reminds me of Barry Bostwick in a Saturday Night Live skit

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Who decided 65 was the retirement age? Was it based on taxes needed? Everyone 60+ here has no idea how to be productive. They’ve all built their careers on talking slick to get out of work. The young people are trying, the old ones are not. REVERSE THE NARRATIVE!!! *Shakes fist at cloud*

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Was the timing of the DOJ going after EJC because the Bahamas didn’t allow him to go to his son’s wedding because of his convictions?

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I was having such a bad morning today in every way possible I said out loud “IS IT A FULL MOON OR SOMETHING” It literally is. I need to join a woo-woo group to keep me informed so I plan better 😭

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Blue Tsunami #NoKings @bluefuture.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Why has everything here been so much slower? Are people done with this site?

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

My first and only attempt to be part of the iPhone world is coming to an end I think. My 13 Pro Max has been holding strong on iOS 18 but they are slowing my device down so much and I don’t have the storage to update. Which phone are you guys using nowadays?

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Does anybody know what’s going on with followers? I’ve gotten almost 100 in the last few days and they mostly look like bots but I hardly post so how did they find me Anybody else?

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I just learned that Adele fans are called Daydreamers and I really want better for you guys

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

If you find an ancient avocado behind the canisters, don’t Kobe it, just walk it to the trash can instead. Green. And brown. Green everywhere. Green and brown everywhere. Brown everywhere.

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I have spent YEARS using just my laptop screen when I work from home and telling myself to invest in an expensive set up with monitors but I finally bought one of those clamp on folding screen attachments so I can have three screens and BAYYYBAYYYY lemme tell you

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Bad Blood is spiritually West Side Story does that make sense

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Has anyone put an air tag on their AirPods? Did it cause any issues? Find my iPhone shows me where they were last used not where they are now I’m irritated 😭

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

A couple yrs ago the guy I’d been dating for over 4 years broke up with me because I was too old for him to have kids & that was his first priority. Today he texted me that after the first few hours with his nephews he is overstimulated & exhausted. Look who’s too old to handle it now mwaahahahahaa

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Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh

ALT: Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Going with your high schooler to their prom formal pics and getting your pic with them and their date as if you’re a high schooler too is so weird to me but it’s becoming more and more common am I a fossil or do yall agree

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Every time I go somewhere there are toddlers I think, “my kids never acted this way” - is this proof of old age

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Somebody on here told me about the kanopy app and I don’t remember who but it is AWESOME!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

What is Duolingo actually saying right now

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

People just came to do work at my house & brought a toddler. The kid won’t stop talking (I’m wfh today) & is running around. All I see is a liability suit against my insurance. I know good childcare is hard to find & even harder to pay for, but isn’t this a poor choice? Or I’m being insensitive?

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My kid got her license and a hand me down car yesterday so she is out running the roads today in Tally Yall be safe out there she doesn’t know what she’s doing 😭

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Stop bringing your man shopping. He doesn’t want to be there and no one else wants him there either. He’s just in the way and making the place smell funky. Just no.

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I convinced senior management to hire this contractor because I’ve worked with them for ten years and they’re great just for the contractor to be unreliable and noncommittal to everything I am so burned out big dawg

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Grown ass adults replying to a calendar invite with “what time is this for” never stops amazing me

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The more initials someone has after their name on their email signature, the less helpful they are when you ask a question

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Check out the license plate I encountered this morning 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The phenomenon of people sitting right next to you in a huge room of empty seats is real and I don’t like it

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

My grandbaby is precious and people who hate cats are bad

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

What jobs would suit a kid who is really good at Connect Four

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Have yall kept up with the Afroman/lemon poundcake case? I am obsessed 🤭

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Just found out my mandatory cyber security training is overdue because when I got the email I assumed it was phishing and deleted it. But I don’t get credit for that somehow like what 🤷‍♀️

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

My shoes are sopping wet and the backups I keep in my drawer are gone. I have to be here all day just send the Giant Meteor

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Asked my teenagers to assemble the new patio chairs and they’re finally experiencing what I feel every day dealing with them 🤣🤣🤣

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

My daughter has a date with a pastor’s son tomorrow - are pastor’s kids still wild af or no

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I bought a little doodad to fit over my front facing camera lens so I feel like I have some privacy - it works, I can’t take a selfie unless I move it. However, all my facial recognition apps are still able to verify my face. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

When your teenagers are in the stage of “I won’t be civil to you unless you give me money” do you just ignore them all the time or how do you get through it

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

If the meeting starts with a warning from the attorney that you can’t talk about substantive issues or any specifics at all because it’s being recorded at someone’s request, why are we having this meeting. Bring back clandestine smokey rooms

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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

If you’re trying to hire someone for a very specific high level position and they mispronounce a key word that suggests they might not be familiar with the subject matter after all, do you eliminate them immediately or give them more time

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