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Jay Charles

@trjf.bsky.social
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WTF
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do you mean to tell me your mouth was not watering when they tried to give you an extra two months of food with a 25-year shelf life for free?
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm inclined to chalk it up to incompetence instead of intentional wrongdoing, seeing as there hasn't been a constant national discourse for over a decade about exactly what Paterno did wrong and exactly how fucked up it is to glorify him
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fun Fact: Pill Bugs are crustaceans, like lobsters or crabs, but people get uneasy if you eat 6 oz of them
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy Scott Frost Day!
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ornithomimus anyone
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Dude only had 2 Gordie Howe Hat Tricks in his career
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Only one way this ends
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
At first, I wondered if Warren Zevon would've opposed this, as it could be seen as cheapening the value of every sandwich. On balance, I think he would have wanted this, though he would have sternly cautioned us not to take this beautiful gift for granted.
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Underrated part of this: band kids/cheerleaders who go to Ohio State, Bama, UGA... they know they may end up in a championship game. The junior/seniors in the IU band or cheerleading squad... can't imagine they ever thought they'd be on national TV, let alone a championship broadcast
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Miami commits personal foul. Ref reaches for the flag, but out of the eye sees Cignetti's piercing gaze. A message appears in his head, clear as day, as if it were written on the inside of his eyelids: "Don't call it. We don't need it." Slowly, the ref puts his hand in his pocket.
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Do the opposite of Clay Travis" is very, very good life advice
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Kennesaw State 19, Jacksonville State 15 Math checks out
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"Please, Curt, be merciful!" "... this *is* mercy."
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana will make your Jared Leto movie watching decision easy for you by scoring a morbillion points.
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
So, now we know Indiana *can* score a point every 5 yards if they want. We therefore must conclude that it is only by the magnanimous grace of Curt Cignetti that the Hoosiers - who get 468 yards per game - didn't average 93.6 ppg. They could have if they wanted to.
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The teams can agree to a running clock for the 2nd half, right?
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
2025 Indiana is to 2025 Oregon as 2022 Georgia is to 2022 TCU That is an insane analogy that is 100% true
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Oregon two-step game plan: 1. Who came closest to beating Indiana? 2. What would Penn State do in this situation?
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Proposal: Whoever wins each conference must fly to the Super Bowl directly from the #1 seed's local airport, regardless of when the #1 seed lost
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
She has no mouth and she must scream
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
FOTR: When Bilbo disappears, off-screen ADR goes "fuuuuuck" TTT: When Gandalf the White reveals himself, Legolas quietly whispers "... fuck" ROTK: Eowyn: "I AM NO MAN" Witch King: "fuck"
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This quality is why One Battle After Another went so hard
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I'll start the bidding with the entire cast of RuPaul's Drag Race, Ryan Lochte, and Orrin Hatch
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Should have gone with "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"Well, the QB's got one shoe on his plant foot and they gave the other one to the left tackle - but every now and then they try to catch the defense shoegazing and run it up the gut from this look." "Real savvy move to give the left shoe to the DT. Free Safety has right, of course." "Of course!"
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Patrick Mahomes has played in every Super Bowl *except 5
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Their brain got smart but their head got dumb
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Never forget the first Orange Bowl: Bucknell 26, Miami 0
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Jay Charles @trjf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
"The defender did utilize a knife; however, the ball was tipped at the line, and therefore there is no penalty for stabbing."
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