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Tristan

@tristannuvola.com
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3m
Shotgun wedding
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 2h
It's called feelings, perhaps you've hurt of it.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 2h
Zombie attractant.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 2h
Yeah, generating humans with AI has alway creeped me out. I just assume there's someone out there that looks like whatever is generated.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 2h
Epic.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 2h
I wasn't going to skeet but then I got high.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
Lie, Maze, Tee. At least I got a free shirt.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
177102872825
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 6h
fuuuuuuuck
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
Cochon Butcher is the place to go.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
The cored apple pipe, also a classic.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
i imagine you're putting in most the effort in that relationship
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
cash me if you can
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
We should start a fight and show them how it's done.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
The vine bark
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
Rusty trombone
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
Is it Friday yet?
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 3h
Sounds like the valium I took that knocked me out for 29 hours.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 4h
Not today, I have my contacts in.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 4h
So sweet!
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 4h
#facts
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 4h
Green text on bluesky is a vibe
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 4h
Looks delicious!
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 4h
Waiting until Halloween for best reanimated object?
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 5h
free luigi
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 9h
watch them take that blue checkmark back
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 10h
about a quarter of it to make the jukebox spin
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 10h
about a dallas worth
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 10h
Panting through the greenery.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 10h
that's the way to alpha centari
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 11h
sounds deep from behind
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 11h
handsome boy
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 11h
i bet i could face plant a mexican pizza
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 11h
that's what i hear
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 12h
where?
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 13h
too busy stargazing
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 14h
youtu.be
Monster Factory: Yoba Skywalker Starwars goes to infinity and beyond
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 14h
she's shouting something about ethan allen
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 14h
lick it before you stick it jerry
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 16h
Fair, I just wanted to make sure.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 16h
youtu.be
Inside China's Poorest And Most Drug Addicted Area (#236)
YouTube video by Sabbatical
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 16h
Which side is the ass?
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 17h
youtu.be
The Best Scrabble Player is GENUINELY insane
YouTube video by s0ngbird
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 17h
alternatively, working ez to make it look hard
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 17h
Shouldn't shock anyone that ass wipes stick together.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 17h
You can be both ya know...
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 17h
You ever wonder how many great songs we missed out on when Shannon Hoon died?
youtu.be
Blind Melon - No Rain
YouTube video by BlindMelonVEVO
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 18h
no but i gave it a like
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 18h
Luckily the ones that like blood only feed once a day.
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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 19h
youtu.be
Lykke Li - Sick of Love (Mura Masa Remix) [Video]
YouTube video by Lykke Li
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