Reposted by TristanGreatDane

If Moxie (the soda) has a million fans I am one of them
If Moxie (the soda) has ten fans I am one of them
If Moxie (the soda) has only one fan then that is me
If Moxie (the soda) has no fans then that means I am no longer on earth
If the world is against Moxie (the soda) then I am against the world