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TristanGreatDane

@tristangreatdane.bsky.social
252 followers 302 following 277 posts

Very Good Boy, 33, 🏳️‍🌈, Big Puppy In an open relationship with @webstergoat.bsky.social Epicurean Gainer, SW: 250 CW: 375, 6’8"

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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made yaki udon tonight using some coppa steak and sugarcone cabbage. It’s been a while since I made it so I basically had to recreate the recipe from memory and a vague notion.
A picture of yakiudon casually and recklessly prepared without a recipe.  It was good and filling.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel called out.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And the natural outcome of tonight’s indulgence.
A massive human pup with a blue pup hood looking down at you expecting belly rubs.  He has his hands on his large belly.A side view of the same pup
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Since my beloved @webstergoat.bsky.social is visiting a friend tonight I will have to fill the void some other way. In this case a nice night with a cigar and a meal on the porch. As an added bonus the coyotes are out singing to me!
A mildly indulgent meal of McDonald’s and a cigar.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was going to post this with some sort of flirty invitation to cuddle but got distracted by how it looks like the yeen is giving me a peck on the cheek.
A fat human pup with a blue pup hood looking at you intently.  His gaze seems to say, yeah I can find a spot for you on the couch pup.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Now that spring is finally here I’ve taken to enjoying the side porch shirtless. The neighbors have yet to complain….
A large (in both height and girth) shirtless male relaxing in a rocking chair smoking a cigar with a cheap Japanese whisky on the rocks in a crystal glass at his elbow.  He’s looking down at the camera wishing it was a cute pup looking back up at him.
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Rui 🏳️‍🌈🐺 @ruithesniffer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Reminding everyone that the best way to win an argument against me is by disregarding whatever I say and just call me a good boy and pet me, I will immediately forget what I was talking about
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Who’s that devilishly handsome imposter Melon in the back?
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ezi_zeke 🏮 @ezizeke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
good boy
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Made it through the trial of the flight. I’ve now officially arrived at FWA. Have some belly to celebrate!
An exhausted chubby pup splayed out on the chaise.A picture of knees uncomfortably pressed against the seat in front of him in what was supposedly comfort plus.  Harrumph
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Won an award from work last year and the reward trip started today. Who knew Florida had such varied topography? Now I’m off to enjoy the lazy river that goes through the resort.
A mound of a belly stretches out in front of you…. Beyond it is a view of the Gulf of Mexico through the window.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Putting this out there that if any mutuals want to meet me at FWA… I love to cuddle. Likewise anyone who wants to check out the cigar bar near the hotel. At the very least ask for uppies… I give good uppies.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Took these a few months back and just realized I never shared them.
A fat human pup in a pose vaguely reminiscent of the creation of Adam.  He is a very good boy and would never be led astray by a serpent.The same pup doing the universally recognized gesture for demanding treats and belly rubs.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Me with small children. Plus they are so awed with my hight they tend to stop walking to stare.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Just realized that Holly Golightly is the original manic pixie dream girl.
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A two panel cartoon of a wolf cooking with a saucepan. The first panel is labeled “Induction Cooktop.” In the second panel, he is blushing, and the saucepan is at a rolling boil and there are hearts surrounding it. The cooktop is sweating. It is titled “Seduction Cooktop.”
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Got a few new records today. Unfortunately I didn’t plan for them well so I’m once again shifting my records between the shelves to make space.
5 new records on the floor, tan carpet with the corner of a tatami mat upper right hand side.  Puppybelly wanting for rubs in foreground.
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Markus 🍊 🔜 MAW - BLFC - FurPoc @citrushyena.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If anyone from F2 wants to do a quote form for a stained glass piece, now's the time! Gonna be getting a couple of them done in the next day or two! Honestly if anyone wants a quote please feel free to fill it out! Doesnt have to be a fursona 🖤 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Much smaller.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Speaking of leaning into a more dominating side….
2 pups with blue pup hoods. One is wearing a blue latex surf suit and looking at the camera self-contentedly while the other is pawing at his chest for attention.
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vincentvv -> Furpocalypse 🤞MFF 🤞TFF @vvincentvv.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If Moxie (the soda) has a million fans I am one of them If Moxie (the soda) has ten fans I am one of them If Moxie (the soda) has only one fan then that is me If Moxie (the soda) has no fans then that means I am no longer on earth If the world is against Moxie (the soda) then I am against the world
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Traveling for work to Omaha which means I get to enjoy a second dinner on the company.
A chubby male with two chicken sandwiches stacked on his belly looking extremely pleased with himself.  He is wearing a collar about 2 sizes too small.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
In my happy place. In the hot tub, with a nice cigar, listening to the rain.
A male relaxed, moisturized, flourishing with cigar smoke floating in front of his face.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Enjoyed a soak in the hotub tonight. Plenty of room if you want to join.
A chubby male attempting to smirk seductively while relaxing in a hot tubThe same person looking pensive.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This would have been in Berlin 2010.
An old selfie of a male in a German subway from 2010.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Saw this going around and thought I would add mine.
A height distribution graph showing that the poster is extremely tall.A tall smiling man with his head turned sideways in a low ceilinged room.
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Mordekai ➡️ Furpoc @kendarvesuvius.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
What if classic #halloween monsters but #fatfur? ...well 3 furs of horizontal size and 1 of vertical. (Feat raccoonteur, ligerhobbes, xkwebster & tristangdane. Tagged individually in earlier posts)
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Mordekai ➡️ Furpoc @kendarvesuvius.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Ghoulified @tristangreatdane.bsky.social :3 (BG is a pic I took in the 00s) Gonna try coony next <3
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
How big are you? Height: 6’8” I’m a tall pup. Weight 😈: 372 as of this morning before breakfast.
A tall chubby pubby with a blue pup hood and athletic shorts.  He’s a bit sweaty from yard work and making what he hopes is a cute pose.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
First stew of fall. Nothing fancy or elegant, but it will be delicious.
A beef stew
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Had to work late tonight so ordered dinner. Two for one burritos and a dozen mini churros sure hit the spot.
A fat male in a blue pup hood after eating about 3 pounds worth of burrito.A fat male in a pup hood after eating about 3 pounds worth of burrito.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Had some people visiting a few weekends ago so decided to break out the latex. It was my first time putting in on unassisted and I managed to not tear it!
A tall chubby male wearing a blue latex surfsuit.  He’s smirking with what he hopes is a charming smile.The same male now in pup hood.  He’s still smirking but you can’t tell.The same be-hooded male attempting to flex.  But rather than make him look strong it just makes him look fat.A botched photograph from the shoot that had some pleasing ghosting from the chandelier.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Trying something a bit silly-punky-preppy this #tummytuesday.
A tall male in a blue pup hood with a sleeveless polo shirt showing a bit of belly peek.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I literally cannot put into words how happy this makes me. Also super bonus puppy points to anyone who can name where it is.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
For this #tummytuesday I’m premiering my new latex outfit that I wore to Prowl over the weekend.
A large pup in a blue pup hood and blue latex surf suit looking down at you.A mirror selfie of the same pup sans hood.  They are questioning what they got themselves into and how they will get out of the latex suit when they are done.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I had to get @webstergoat.bsky.social ‘s attention today while he was out back mowing and since I can’t really make my voice loud enough, I quickly resorted to barking at him. Still not super loud but it worked!
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trying (and mostly succeeding) to unwind after all the terrible political news this Tummy Tuesday. I do love the combination of musk with cigar smoke. And a little treat (marcona almonds) to go with it.
A large man relaxing with a cigar and a bowl of marcona almonds on his belly.  He is smoking a cigar and has a dopey expression on his face.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It’s a deal!
A heavyset human pup (very good boy type) sitting back in his chair.  The pup hood is several shades of blue.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
He called in the stick management expert. Then I got carried away and wanted three more big sticks so I felled them before they could fall on their own. Also…. damn I look fat in the last photo.
A pup out of hood standing triumphantly over his stick.The same pup making more big sticks with a chainsaw.Continuing to make the big sticksA rear photo of the pup showing just a hint of plumbers crack.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Last week I decide to buy basically the entire discography for Tatsuhiko Yamamoto mail order from Japan. Today they arrived! Listening to I Love So right now.
13 records laid out on a tatami mat.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Had some friends visiting this weekend, so I made Japanese breakfast this morning.
A Japanese style breakfast with rice, miso soup, broiled Saba, tamagoyaki and baby octopuses.The same breakfast in context of four place settings
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
So I was doing my annual oil change and guess which dummy thought he ordered extra filters last time. At least I can get the filter delivered tomorrow and don’t have to drive before that.
The engine bay of a 1997 SL320.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Yesterday a gift from my beloved @webstergoat.bsky.social arrived. It’s a custom stained glass piece from the awesome @citrusyeen.bsky.social. Now there are two pups in the house!
A stained glass pup hood in front of a window.  There is a tall pup in hood next to it to illustrate that the stained glass hood and the neoprene one look extremely similar.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Was especially puppy this #tummytuesday. Fortunately @webstergoat.bsky.social was there to give me treats for doing tricks.
Me in a blue pup hood and athletic shorts in repose on the bed.Me in a blue pup hood looking to get my snoot booped.Me on the bed all tired out after doing some tricks and getting some treats.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Had a Bat Mitzvah to go to this morning so I took the opportunity to be a dapper pup.
A large male wearing a pup hood in a light blue windowpane suitThe same male with the suit jacket removed and his head cocked coquettishly.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I was hoping to meet some bears while I was here, but somewhere the wires got crossed….
4 black bears frolicking on a hillside.The mother bear inspecting the ground.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Arrived at my parents house. It’s interesting how the view has changed from Helene.
A view from a living room overlooking the blue ridge parkway.
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Flying to Asheville to visit my parents for the week. Can decisively report that LGA terminal B is a downgrade in every way from terminal C. Not a good start to the trip.
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Webster🔜Furpoc, ANE @webstergoat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is just @tristangreatdane.bsky.social and me
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TristanGreatDane @tristangreatdane.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It’s absolutely true. Even just thinking of being called good boy has my tail a wagging.
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