Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 9hWe've got some food that the dogs won't eat, so I brought it down to the river for the birds. There were no birds here when I sat down five minutes ago. 130
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Say what you like about this absolute fool of a Took, but he's the only one of our animals not currently costing us a bloody fortune in prescription medication every month. 0141
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In small wins news, we've found a way to get Tess to eat the hypoallergenic food, and she is back to taking her tablets without a struggle. The relief is immense. 1210
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me: Ugh, all this cosy season bullshit. It’s just marketing nonsense. My dogs: 3322
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Uh oh, the Lauren Branning unit has become aware. Shut it down, shut it down now. 0204
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When your mammy sends you to be shkelped and it’s suddenly very autumnal. 1121
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I sang "Oh fluffy boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling" for him, but he still declined to eat his breakfast. 1321
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This impatient post has yielded good results, in that I feel less impatient about Smidgey's lack of appetite. Thanks, cat people. 040
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Oh what, am I in the way or something? Is there a puffin over there?" 080
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Husband was trying to get a nice shot of some low rain clouds over the fjord, and this joker keeps getting in the way. 2231
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When you see a picture like this, you know this is the best dog, and also that they are gone. 0292
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So proud of myself. I've spent two hours trying to rescue a butterfly that was determined to fly out the ONE window in our kitchen that is too high for me to reach and does not open. But look! Like a smart crow, I fashioned a tool. 191
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026BBClanders and VPNers might like to know that all episodes of Interview with the Vampire and the Vampire Lestat are now up on iPlayer. Lads, treat yourselves to a bit of extremely hot television made with love and care. You've earned it. 2135
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I am apparently a monster for offering him the nutrients he needs to survive. How dare I. 0100
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Absolute Louvre-of-Bluesky levels of Youtube commenting here. Well done, this deeply fun person. 010
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Joachim Trier, the modern king of "hey, we can miserable in summer too!" 130
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A SAFETY PIN? On Miranda Priestley’s jacket? Groundbreaking. 120
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Look! I attached hooks to a blackout curtain and hung it from the gutter outside our patio door. Instant shade in the kitchen! Delighted with myself. At least until someone here explains to me that this is a terrible idea. 2130
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Tess kindly graced us with her presence on the walk today, and will now be spending the rest of the day asleep. 1110
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Didn't drive fucking quality for Starbucks Korea, did it? 010
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Just popping out to get a takeaway for the kids' lunch. 251
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Also, lads, I bought the tiny e-reader. It‘s the closest thing to the It Follows clamshell you can get. 180
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I gobbled up Experts in a Dying Field in two sittings. Highly recommended. Bualadh bos. 260
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Didn't see them much for a few days because of the rain, now suddenly they are massive gawky fluffy dinosaurs with big long limbs. 072
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I obviously don't understand what "album of the week" means. I always assumed it was supposed to be a recommendation. 140
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Introducing armcat. It’s the cat that lies on your whole arm! For hours! Prevents doomscrolling, smoking, and snacking! Armcat! So inconvenient! 2183
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Our ancient cat is so often RIGHT BEHIND ME when I turn around that we've started calling her "It Smidges." 170
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Maybe tell your staff not to sell them a pile of booze during the flight as well. 1122
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026In momentous dog health news, Tess came out for the walk TWO DAYS IN A ROW. This means her anti-inflammatories are really working. Of course, yesterday we met a friend of ours who was doling out actual roast chicken, so I suspect Tess thought that might happen again today. It did not. 2162
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Watched The Palm Beach Story (1942) last night. Fantastic film (bit racist though, obvs). The MPV was Claudette Colbert's suit, where every single stripe is perfectly pattern-matched to indicate a woman who knows EXACTLY what she's about. Absolutely incredible work from Irene's team. 151
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I don't even know what kind of tree this is, but it currently looks and smells incredible. 180
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I was trying to get a nice photo of him with the springtime foliage and he just kept shouting at me to throw the ball. He's so mean. 2182
Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026A big dog flipped him over on the beach this morning and he hasn’t been happy all day. 2151