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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@triplezero.bsky.social
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Trying to be better tomorrow than I am today. Sports, especially football and cricket; movies; World War 2; politics; and whatever else catches my attention. He/him. I'm Scottish. Swearing is part of my culture.

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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
Jeffrey Combs' guest appearance in Babylon 5
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love walking up the high street on my way home when I'm minging.
There are three kids walking down the royal mile in this photo, but it took it cos of the Ponyo graffiti someone left on the bottom of a phone box.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A screenshot from Nish Kumar's Instagram of Sorkin on the red carpet for the premiere of his new film.

"Why are Sorks and me the same colour? Did he hit the" Indian uncle" button at the spray tan place?"
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, Instagram, I will not be engaging with this godawful advert you thought it appropriate to push on me.
A screenshot of a sponsored advert from militarysignaturearchive pushing an autograph of Luftwaffe gerlneral, Adolf Galland and. prominently featuring multiple swastikas
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is something almost impossible to properly describe about seeing SKÁLD live. From the opening moments of Ek Skal Ríða, it felt less like watching a conventional live band and more like being dragged headfirst into some strange, ancient ritual. You might not entirely understand the journey they’re taking you on, but within minutes you’re completely on board with it.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I went out in Glasgow tonight and had my ears melted by a French folk group doing Norse inspired music, and a Mongolian metal band. This is a world of infinite wonder and I am incandescent that the least interesting and most boring people in it have dedicated themselves to it's ruin.
A black and white picture of The Hu. The Hu in silhouette performing Wolf Totem. The Hu performingSkáld performing.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All hail the third admentment.
A screenshot from Grindr.

"You open to hotel fun?"

"I have my own place so not really?"

"It's actually against military rules to visit private shelters during OCS missions. Hotels are the only allowed exceptions. "
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man in a corner at a party meme, but with a napoleonic theme.

The man in the corner is a a rifleman thinking "They don't even know I can fire three rounds a minute in any weather." in a reference to Sharpe's Eagle.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beating Spain isn't for everyone.
Scott McTominay celebrating one of his goals the last time Spain lost a competitive match.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heartbreaking. The worst person you know...
A screenshot of a video Jacob Rees-Mogg posted headlined, "The English are a mongrel people, not an Aryan master race."
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna tell people that these were the Pet Shop Boys.
Andy Burnham and Ed Milliband posed as if they're an aging 80s pop act.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
6 revolting white men in identical khaki pants and green polis standing by a sign for the FBI Academy. They're all thinking "I hope no one finds out I fuck dogs."
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jon Parshall talking about AI through the medium of strategic bombing...
An extract from Jon Parshall's book, 1942: Crux of War.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got a new doorstop.
A photo of the book 1942: Crux of War by Jon Parshall. Futurama meme:

"Why does Parshall's 1942, the largest book, not simply eat the others?"
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All I know about the NFL, I get from reading Why Your Team Sucks. For example, this by @drewmagary.bsky.social stuck in my head and now I feel clever.
"Stroud was last seen panic-puking a pick-six into a phalanx of defenders while getting tenderized by K’Lavon Chaisson in a playoff loss to the Patriots. On that all-time NFL Folly, Stroud looked like a preschooler trying to hit a half-court buzzer-beater on roller skates while being mauled by a bear."
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a doubtful claim, Wisden, for I believe the only batter in the women's game better than her is Beth Mooney, and I think she's a top-5 all format batter across men and women.
A screenshot from Wisden claiming "Smriti Mandhana is even better than you think she is."
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A smiling Field Marshal Montgomery of Alamein
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That was the Daily Star and Charlotte Church. Which is not to say the Mail is at all innocent of this, having behaved in much the same way with the then 16-year-old Kendall Jenner.
The Daily Mail perving over a teenage Kendell Jenner.The Daily Star's infamous spread where they wanked themselves off over a 15-year-old Charlotte Church, while at the same time moralising about the Brass Eye Paedogeddon episode.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good to see Michael Huskey turning out for Leicestershire today...
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A cassette titled "Recordings of Charlie Kirk screaming in hell set to black metal"
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkmas!
Simpsons safety record meme with "Days without Charlie Kirk saying something racist" changing from 364 days to 365.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ruben van Bommel is his father's son.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The CPL is serving some great highlights this week.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Alas, Jonny Bairstow no longer believes in the spirit of cricket.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pakistan are getting Bearsted by England and their players have been set up to fail by mismanagement by the PCB, but Salman Ali Agha's one-hander in the slips is a thing of beauty.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shubman Gill making another appearance in this thread with an excellent diving catch in the covers during India's recent series in Sri Lanka.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Hundred is bad, but this crowd catch was good.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I bet Jahzara Clacton could see her house from up there.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Faf Du Plessis is 42 and still takes amazing one-handed diving catches all over the world on the regular.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ludicrous superman boundary catches are not just the preserve of the IPL. The Madhya Pradesh League has their share, too.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Australia captain, Sophie Molineux robbing a boundary with a dicing catch in the covers against Bangladesh.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Haven't updated this thread for ages. Here's Jacob Bethell leaping like a salmon in the gulley against New Zealand earlier this summer.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes, Baltimore baseball catch was good, but have you heard the news of our Lord Glenn Phillips?
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love a Beaufighter, me.
A Bristol Beaufighter carrying a honking great torpedo.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's still Lake Ontario on Google in the UK.
A screenshot from Google maps showing Lake Ontario is still Lake Ontario.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Virgin Bismarck

Only known for one mission
Sank an outdated battle cruiser with one lucky hit
Disabled by outdated biplanes and was then obliterated by the Royal Navy
Knocked out its own fire control radar when firing in HMS Hood
Is claimed to be the "best battleship of WWII"

VS

The Chad USS Nevada

Introduced the "all or nothing" armour scheme to the US Navy
Was the the only battleship to get underway during Pearl Harbor; the crew beached her to prevent her from sinking
Fought in the Aleutians, France, Iwo Jima, and Okinawa 
Survived bombs, a torpedo, a kamikaze strike, and two fucking nukes
Was used as a target ship for four days, still refused to sink
Finally was sunk by a torpedo
Earned seven battle stars for her WWII service
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I like this guy in the replies...
Some cunt replying that he tried bluesky for a week, then left cos he "judged it to be even more toxic than X." Surprise! The cunt's a Ricky Gervais fan who loved the critically panned Alley Cats.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A Simpsons, "Bart, No!" meme, with Bart labelled as notorious punner and McKelvie associate, Kieron Gillen.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A t-34 looks at a pc monitor, then directly at the viewer as if it's saying "what on earth?"
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A story in three parts, showing that Sunrisers displeased the gods.
The top run scorers at the recent Women's T20 World Cup, showing Darcey Carter of Scotland in 5th place having scored 208 runs at an average of 52.Darcey Carter's game log in this year's Hundred. She batted three times, the last time on the 16th. Sunrisers were bowled out for 91 in the final today. SURE COULD HAVE USED ANOTHER SPECIALIST BATTER AT THE TOP OF THE ORDER, COULDN'T YOU.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No. Peak eclipse was a lot like most evenings, tbh.
A picture of the sun during what was billed as an eclipse.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
John Wick's "Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back" line in the form of a "Now..." album cover.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The "did I offend ya?" rut he's settled in is extraordinarily tedious, but it was the golden globes weinstein stuff that showed me who he is. The sanctimonious, hypocritical “You did it! I didn’t – you did it!” he tacked on as if he hadn't repeatedly worked with Louis CK and, well...
Getty images:

"Harvey Weinstein's BAFTA Nominee Dinner In Partnership With Burberry And GREY GOOSE

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 06: Ricky Gervais (L) and Cuba Gooding Jr attend Harvey Weinstein's BAFTA Dinner in partnership with Burberry & GREY GOOSE at Little House Mayfair on February 6, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Getty Images for GREY GOOSE)"
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Go on then
Criterion picks!

The Third Man
Ran
The Spy Who Came In From The Cold
Infernal Affairs
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The plot's ringleader has been Wolf's nemesis for some time...
Naomi Wolf's infamous tweet of "No! No!!" in response to a teddy bear helping out at a vaccination centre.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Simpsons 'don't make me tap the sign meme.

"If you don' t want me to speak ill of you when you die, don't be a cunt while you're alive."
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Perfection.
A team that lost all 38 games. The full, glorious season. Highlight is defenitely back-t{-back 9-0 and 10-0 losses to Bournemouth and Place. Least bad result a 1-0 home defeat to arsenal.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can do worse.
A futi centurion team that simmed 2 points and a -177 goal difference.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Easier than some of these games.
A futi centurion team that simmed 101 points.
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gaze upon the full claustrophobic horror a street with bins on it. Feel the same sense of nihilistic dread that I do every day.
A quiet street in Edinburgh. Ten wheelie bins can be seen.
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