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Triple Steak Guy

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They changed the Google lady voice. Where's my traffic wife
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love 'em or hate 'em, you gotta agree that there's lots of shows on TV
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's always funny how many people at work tell me that I'm doing a great job and they're so happy that I'm there. Meanwhile I know internally that I'm trying to do the lowest possible level of effort.
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
VMI's red and white uniforms have activated James Franklin's "destroy Maryland" programming subroutine
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They say it's an international day dedicated to him
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kubo, you madman, you've done it again
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Had a dream that I warged into a dog's body, and detected some guy had nefarious intentions, so I started barking and trying to jump and bite him. When he started trying to strangle me, as my vision grew dark, I warged back into my human body and then ripped his jaw off with my bare hands
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i guess all the money is cool, too
picture of a garmin fitness watch showing a vo2max value of 59
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Somehow managed to pop an entire chunk of tartar off the dog's tooth in one piece on the first attempt
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Drank 1 beer with dinner last night and then had a dream that my childhood neighborhood was 9/11'd by a 777
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love oxygen
picture of a garmin watch displaying a vo2max value of 58. a black and white dog is visible in the background
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Put that thing down
black and white aussie mix dog asleep on the couch with his head on my lap, a single paw sticking up in the airdifferent angle of same dog to call attention to how elevated his foot is above my leg
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I tried a new flavor of sauce but didn't like it. At least nectarines are in season now
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That funny looking guy better score quick
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Luckily I have a lot of experience watching teams, who have hopes of a breakthrough performance, utterly faceplanting when all eyes are on them
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Even putting the goal aside, everyone looks like they are rarely on the same page with each other. Passes either off-target or being sent to someone who didn't expect it
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm sure a lot of people have already said something to this effect, but I probably eat anywhere from 50-100x more Mexican food than English food
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Luckily he's so sleepy that he can't even hear the fireworks
black and white aussie mix dog curled up asleep on the couch
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I also have a chip in my balls
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
holy fucking shit bro
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
holy fuckin toledo what a shot
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
oh ho ho the goalkeeper nutmeg
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this is some truly nasty penalty kick work
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The sleepy angel
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He will never consume so much oxygen
picture of a garmin watch displaying a vo2max value of 57 in the "superior" range. a black and white aussie mix dog is lying on the floor in the background
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Not that I have allegiance to either team, but it would be really funny if the only game they lost was the one he attended
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I ate some peanut butter even though I didn't really deserve it
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lmaaaaooooo
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You use different areas of the inside of your shirt for different things. Front of the collar for scratching your nose, the sides of it for scratching the inside of your ears, obviously. Since those areas will probably be dirty, you have the inside of the tail for scratching your eyes
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I will never become "festooned"
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
yeah
picture of a garmin watch displaying a VO2MAX reading of 56
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm allowed to have bougie dinner twice in one week if I want
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I accidentally splashed myself in the eye while eating spicy ramen, but, thanks to my powerful blinking ability, I survived
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If you are a perennial and you don't at least attempt to come back in the spring, you will not be allowed to enter plant heaven
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I was wondering why I hadn't seen a guy online or in real life in a while, and then I saw a swiping app profile belonging to a woman who was formerly his wife, so I guess that explains it
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
When you're not petting fast enough
black and white aussie mix dog on the couch, head plopped on my leg and looking right into the camera
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Falling asleep thinking about how nice it'll be to eat breakfast in the morning
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
たとえ100回チャンスを与えられたとしても、『ガンダム 閃光のハサウェイ』第2作のエンディングクレジットで流れる曲を当てられるはずがない。
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Becoming old and rich in order to find a real life Gigi Andalucia and have her listen to J-core albums from 20 years ago
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i GUESS i can watch an overtime game 7
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"I haven't gone out to eat in a while, I should do that tonight" -me 30 minutes before I make dinner at home
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Children Of Men scenario except it's for the last known jar of Lao Gan Ma
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Golden kiwis are back, and the gym finally got a trap bar with long sleeves. Expecting to get flattened by a dump truck soon
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
lol owned
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Most likely the egg will hatch on April 23rd
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I just suffered through the worst conference call I've ever experienced. The meltdown would've been awe-inspiring if it weren't for the fact that I was taking 1000 damage per second of secondhand psychic damage.
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
卵が産まれました。
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The doves seem to switch off egg-guarding duty about an hour before sunset
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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm using the big piece of chicken like a squeegee to wipe up all the remaining sauce on the plate
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