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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I hate u spookies
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i was inspired or something and i had to make art. and i make art that means something ok. so much time and effort, you have no idea...
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
that must be why everyone wanted to touch the hem of his garment and stuff hehe. I think naked jesus worship is a good idea. let's look at some pics
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
raging against the machine
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it was just plastic it melted :/
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I dont know what this thing is supposed to do but it was a hundred dollars. I have no money now ... this all people ever do to me
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
got a floating desk prototype, I get at least $1 million, right?Just out of really nice wood. u wan it
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
he said walk away too but he was just scratching the box. he can eat thru that
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Did you figure it out yet?This dog is going to have to pull me out of a vortex.This pot holder doesn't work /there is a big hole in it.Thanks dad!
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
omg evil twinks from outer space 🛸
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i wouldn't mind having a robot friend if that's not too sad or weird. i might scream at it or something... :/ hope not.
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
None of these pics turned out well. Give up. Bob Loblaugh's law blog
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I was just talking to the nazi at the gym...
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This sandwich 🥪 took 4 hours
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
where's my head at
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
keldeo
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dont tell anyone. I like fashion but I'm always naked
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I found em! Stoner adventures. I'm going to white castle ... for 1 slider. Dunno what that is. Lil burger.
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I call this a chillum. That's what my friend called it... and... uh. Glad I did, I guess. It wasn't purple space dust... it was just gunk. Anyway. I have to return a vaporizer in a monsoon.
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Idk who these guys are... Giant Dog and Whore
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Come put your dick in my mouth daddy 🤪
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
😈
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
💦🙃🐌
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Why are they accepting that? Unacceptable!
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
this is so bad and i'm wasting time playing around.... awkward? question mark. lost dog in a room.
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He's not very smart is he. No one in this picture is. I'm so annoying and I'm dying, and so are you
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dont i have any shame? Compartmentalize golfish Who?
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Omg what did i just do My head is pounding Did i eat the poison? Slow down This isnt real. I dont live here. I am dissociating. I refuse to accept this.
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ok. I've been eating mushrooms. I don't think they're going to make me trip my face off. Maybe sugar high, munchies, accidental lead consumption... Idk.
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
awwww Snoball the Gorilla Snot
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
please god jesus where are my headphones
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brandon @trim5alpha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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