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Claire Jones

@trillianjones.bsky.social
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Plant-based low-grade nutjob, handy in a pub quiz. Proud OU grad. @TrillianJones everywhere. She/her.

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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of COURSE Chloe Petts is playing Norwich the same night we’re going to see Ed Gamble. Fuck sake. It’s Phil Wang & Stevie Martin all over again.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Approved ✅
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I’ve forked out 14 quid one-way for a taxi to my MRI, you’d better believe I’m helping myself to a free cuppa afterwards.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every now and again I remember that there’s a Linda McCartney factory in Fakenham and it always makes me laugh.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear lord how is it October already
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pro: I’ve managed to get a cancellation, so I’m having my finger MRI’d this Friday instead of probably after Christmas. Con: It’s at a stupid private clinic that you literally can’t get to via public transport, so I’m going to have to fork out 30 fucking quid for a taxi to get there.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cheering myself up with some reduced-to-clear Candy Kittens. Eating your feelings is the healthy way to process things, right?
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So it turns out that the physio appointment I had this morning that I thought was my long-awaited assessment for my 7-year-long chronic back/ribs/chest pain was actually about the cyst on my knuckle. Anticlimax doesn’t even begin to cover it. Ah well.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, YOU forgot that your banana bread was in the oven and now it’s a bit… caramelised? 😬 Ah, it’ll be fine. Probably.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If anyone else out there belongs in the tiniest microcosm of an overlap in the Venn diagram of people who like Depeche Mode AND Taylor Swift, my excellent friend @adelemitch.bsky.social has put together this rather splendid playlist of the moodiest of both. music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
music.apple.com
Depeche Mode × Taylor Swift — Enjoy the Silence, Dress the Wound by Adele Mitchell on Apple Music
Playlist · 25 Songs
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🖤
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Dave @kirkie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God forbid they’ll ever accept or acknowledge any praise but here’s a nice review www.fermentedmetal.com/post/iron-ma...
fermentedmetal.com
Iron Maiden Pub Quiz: Michael Legge and Dan Mersh Turn Maiden Fandom into a Conversation
There are Iron Maiden podcasts devoted to news, album rankings, setlists and exhaustive musical analysis. Iron Maiden Pub Quiz does all of those things—at least occasionally...
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sniff… they grow up so fast 😢
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not me over here having a crisis because apparently my tiny baby nephew has suddenly become a fully-grown man with facial hair and is starting uni on Monday 🤯
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Grand Moth Tarkin
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Staying in tonight because I’m poorly, but we’re trying out a new vegan burger place for our anniversary din dins.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
19 years & counting ❤️ Happy anniversary @frazerdjones.bsky.social
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You really don’t fully appreciate not having a cold until you *do* have a cold, do you? 🤧
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have a very handsome husband. 😍
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wee bit choppy today
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hmm. Quite glad I bought the fancy yellow one a couple of years ago, tbh. Much prettier. Plus it had a daft lenticular thing in it, and who doesn’t love those? 😄
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Iron Maiden Pub Quiz @impq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Happy 42nd birthday to Powerslave.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was supposed to be seeing my doctor tomorrow, but he’s had to cancel. Usually, the receptionist would call me to tell me and then reschedule my appointment at the same time. Instead, I got a text about it telling me to call to reschedule, I have to speak to their stupid AI thing and tell it…
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‼️PLEASE SHARE‼️ Two spare tickets to tonight's sold out Devin Townsend solo show in Birmingham. DM me if you want them
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy September! #GreatTits 😉
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ll always remember that day because it was the day before my brother & his mates had to move out of their rental house, but they’d had a party the night before & someone had broken a window so we spent most of the day helping 3 very hungover idiots try to find a glazier on a Sunday.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ooh, look at me playing this week’s @impq.bsky.social podcast from my fancy new IMPQ+ feed. Could’ve even listened yesterday if I’d wanted to. A whole day early! Man, I feel so snooty & posh right now. 🧐
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was asked to judge a competition of people doing realistic animal noises but there were too many neigh-sayers.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That’s the first gig I went to & the last gig I went to in one picture lol
Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden with Bryan Adams, backstage at a gig.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh go on, then. We’ve got to make sure these two daftys have access to vegan beer and novelty gavels.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Zero interest in football, but I happen to know that Norwich just scored because I’ve got the back door open and there’s a southeasterly wind.
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Crafty Trillian Jones @craftytrillian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Still not 100% on the colour, but I like the stitch pattern & general shape.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We were both feeling a bit glum this evening, so we watched the Horrible Histories Prom and now we are happy again 😁 youtu.be/wJqBSSXl-2Y?...
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Horrible Histories Prom [Subtitled]
YouTube video by LittleGirlOfSeven
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wowsers 😳 (Shame about the annoying-but-necessary pole that supplies our internet)
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today is one of those occasions when I remember one of my absolute favourite amazing-actors-in-a-terrible-film scenarios - both Tim Curry and Sam Rockwell were in the first Charlie’s Angels movie 😄 Curry was camp as Christmas and utterly brilliant, obviously.
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Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s a big shock to hear of the passing of Tim Curry. Sometimes it seems I always knew him. He was of course our first King Arthur in Spamalot and opened it in the West End too. He was always our first choice and he helped us by cheerfully recording song demos. A unique talent and a fun pal.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was really hoping the Tim Curry thing was a bullshit Facebook hoax. Bollocks.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shout out to everyone else who has to arrange their WGAC TP so that no two rolls with the same pattern are touching 😎
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aw, shit. Bye bye, Dolly - you absolute legend. There never was anyone else like you. To be that talented, that funny, and that kind - what an amazing human being.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here’s some good news for a Monday night: the wild beavers that just mysteriously showed up at Pensthorpe nature reserve a while back have been seen with kits! I love beavers I do. 🦫🦫 www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
bbc.co.uk
Watch: Beaver kits spotted at Pensthorpe nature reserve, Norfolk
Cameras reveal two kits, believed to be the first born in the wild in Norfolk for 500 years.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
God I miss beautiful physical tickets.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pretty sky tonight.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Right. Let’s do this. (Option to wuss out halfway round if I hurt too much)
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’ve spent ages making this bloody thing thinking the yarn colour was coming out sort of tortie cat/chocolate marble cake, but I’ve got a worrying feeling that it’s actually looking a bit camo print 😕 Do I persevere or do I frog it?
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Still contemplating having a long walk to Dance of Death today, but I’ve had a very hurty week so I’ll have to see how I’m doing later on. At least it’s not a ridiculously long one. When I get back to the 80s they’re not going to be very long walks at all, are they? Bloody lightweights.
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Was really conflicted with mine because Benny Breeg’s amazing & I wanted AMOLAD representation cos it’s a masterpiece, but I genuinely get giddy every time I hear Moonchild IT’S SO BLOODY GOOD.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Deciding you want everyone to call Twitter "X" when you bought it has EXACTLY the same energy as a 13 year old boy at the dinner table saying to his Mum and Dad "Yeah nobody is calling me Terence any more, it's T-Bone!"
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hands up if you’ve just spent all afternoon painstakingly transcribing a crochet pattern purely from the visuals of a YouTube video because it’s entirely in Spanish. 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gotta love rental life. One of the corner shelves in our living room just suddenly fell off the wall, taking our wedding photos & cake toppers with it. We’ve been here for almost 17 years & foolishly believed it was screwed into the wall. Nope - No More Nails 👍
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Claire Jones @trillianjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Spoiler: she did not get a good night’s sleep for a change.
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