Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026City’s back 4 here is absolutely criminal. Can someone enlighten me as to why they still haven’t signed a right back despite needing one for about 3 years? Approaching Everton levels of negligence. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Watching my beloved (went to the club shop in the stadium in May) Deportivo La Coruna here against Elche on their triumphant return to La Liga and I fear the visitors may have won shirt of the season. 101
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Come to the Hare and Hounds up Werenth Low for the Eclipse and swear I’ve just seen some fella try and look at it through an empty pint pot. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This All Ireland final is absolutely fantastic viewing. If only the Fiddlers was still open to watch it in rn. 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina getting a live singer belting out their national anthem whereas Spain got some shitty brass band. Yet more blatant FIFA corruption. 100
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026To the deviant I’ve just seen in Victoria tube station wearing a 3 piece suit and carrying an umbrella I genuinely hope you melt you big freak. 020
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Konsa looking a liability yet again here. Definitely conceding another if he stays on the pitch, Jimenez has bought and sold him so far. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I thought Southgate was bad for not making a sub when one is blatantly required yet here we are. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Shocked, truly shocked, to see the South Americans have been up to no good overnight. Who’d have thunk it?! 100
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Chappers and Mamdani a real dream team coming together on 5Live this afternoon for this lefty Sunday afternoon sports radio fan. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Daniel Storey’s road trip/video diaries over on instagram are really making me shake with envy. That boy is living the dream right there. 110
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Just remembered my Mum asking me yesterday if The Wire was “the one with Robson Green in?” The crossover we never knew we needed right there. 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026With the way results will inevitably go today, Everton deserve to finish below Leeds for persisting with two of the most inept full backs going forward in the league all season. A truly horrendous watch week in week out. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026VAR is just a complete lost cause isn’t it? Nobody wants this, surely to God. 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Note to self: never ever attempt to drive a car in the middle of A Coruna ever again. 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Jesu fucking Christ. Just never handball in a million years is it? How can something be so good and so shite at the same time? 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The BBC need to wake up and stop making Masterchef an hour long. 45 mins max. Get a grip lads. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This Theroux manosohere thing is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. What a gang of pathetic virgins. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 07/03/2026That is either one of the best or one of the worst finishes I have ever seen 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Absolute tragedy that Shaun Keaveny doesn’t have a regular slot on the Beeb. Some bloke. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Some of the worst people imaginable will be waking up now and slowly realising that result wasn’t a freakish nightmare and actually happened. I love the smell of hope in a morning. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Morning lads 🍀 @reformuk.bsky.social & @labouruk.bsky.social 240
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 23/02/202665 minutes in here and Everton still persisting with 2 deep lying playmakers who can’t make a 10 yard pass to an open teammate. Dreadful game. Frankly outrageous that these two sides both have a whiff of Europe on the basis of this so far. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 18/02/2026This Arsenal head loss has just registered on the Richter scale. Absolutely hilarious 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Yet another feather in the cap of Dry February is that you feel vindicated in avoiding the pubs when they’re inevitably full of some of the worst people alive (Rugby fans wanting to teleclap the Six Nations). 211
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Stumbled across some mental things in my time but finding out Anthony Le Tallec and Florent Sinama Pongolle are cousins is right up there. 100
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Comfortably in double figures of passing through Wolverhampton station in my lifetime and can confirm it is once again greyer than a pigeon’s arse. The streak continues. Thank Christ I’ve never actually had to get off. 000
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Can’t wait to get Vox Pop’d in the Horseshoe smoking area after 5 pints as Gorton and Denton constituency becomes the centre of the the British political universe for the next 6 weeks. 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 18/01/2026A real sliding doors moment earlier when I let Joanna choose what we could watch and she choose a 90’s RomCom starring Gwyneth Paltrow where a missed Tube has enormous consequences, and I ended up missing most of this frankly insane AFCON final. 280
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Watching Mykolenko playing full back on one screen and Nunes on the other has got me ready to dust off my boots. Absolutely abysmal at the old association the pair of em. 100
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 04/01/20264 days into January and Everton still starting Premier League games with Mykolenko at Left Back. Absolutely criminal. 100
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Tell you what, married life is seriously surpassing expectations. 120
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Watching Bullseye here for some reason. “Just been nice to get away from the care worker for a while, our Leanne’s electronically tagged.” 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Starting to worry about our plans to meet in the pub at 2 given the “you can log off now” email still hasn’t landed despite it usually dropping at 12 noon. 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 20/12/2025“How do they know who their dentist is?” will forever be my all-time favourite sitcom line. RIP Joan 🍺🚬 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Broke the seal on some Christmas cheese earlier. Mango Chutney Red Leicester number from Aldi. Absolutely sensational start like. 100
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I know it’s all largely capitalism’s fault but there’s some jobs out there that I genuinely can’t fathom how the people that do it sleep at night. Parking warden at a hospital is straight in at number 1 I reckon. Genuinely knocks me sick. 010
Triggs @trigg5.bsky.social · 05/12/2025For anyone wondering why the Aussie run rate really picked up the last half an hour or so it’s because gubbins here woke up and flicked it on. Enjoy the wickets as I’ve now turned it off and try and get another hour’s kip whilst absolutely livid. What a healthy way to start the day. 100
