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@trickvro.bsky.social
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he/him/his Please let me know how you stumbled upon me. It will be very valuable information for my marketing department. Portland, OR

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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm so jazzed that I'm about to FINALLY get to watch you make that donut.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How your email finds me:
An ugly version of Patrick Star as a keyring charm.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
(Disclaimer, I'm cis, happy to learn if I'm off base) but I think it's that it muddies the popular understanding of what GAC is. Cis men typically take T for medical reasons, or to get swole, or other reasons that aren't about being fundamentally perceived as men in their daily lives.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ah yes, the two genders: mermaids and drunkards.
A drawing of a mermaid with the Spanish caption "la sirena" on the door of a women's bathroom.A drawing of a drunk man with the Spanish caption "el borracho" on the door of a men's bathroom.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice to see you having such a great time in Australia. Miss you buddy, hope we can chat sometime. 💖
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Please, we need the ability to turn off reposts on a per-account basis. I'm having to decide to unfollow people because they're spamming me with reposts, and I don't want to turn them off globally.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hey @bsky.app we desperately need the ability to turn off reposts from individual accounts. I'm constantly getting spammed with reposts and self-reposts by people I'm following, and having to make the decision to unfollow someone whose content I otherwise enjoy.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
We passed each other this morning. I waved, and they put up a solidarity fist. A nice highlight to the day.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A blurry photo of a child sitting on a throne made of packs of Pepsi. The phrase "Your AI slop bores me" is superimposed on the photo.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Unless you're the US government, that is. Or someone else that the powerful want to protect. Then it's like, "Eh, we're gonna look the other way..."
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I hope you enjoyed your Tuesday morning, because they're getting ready to tear them down. There won't be any more Tuesday mornings.
A picture of a strip mall storefront for the home goods chain Tuesday Morning. The building to the left of it is being demolished.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You seem to be mistaking "they have power" as meaning they have official power as elected officials. That's not what anyone here is saying. Everyone knows they don't have *that* kind of power. But they absolutely have informal power that comes with having once been the president. Don't be obtuse.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oh neat, he's doing the "Barack Hussein Obama" racist dog whistle. Cool cool cool.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"I like your car!" "RANK ROO!"
A picture of a dog inside a parked car. The dog is sitting in the driver's seat and looking at the camera through the windshield.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It's been just over a year since the last update. Has she made a full recovery by any chance?
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At this rate, someday, we're going to forget what "balmy" actually means, and it's just going to become another synonym for "cold".
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"What should we call our new non-alcoholic cocktail brand?" "Oh! I know! How about Phony Negroni?" "Damn it that's brilliant, and couldn't possibly have any unforeseen cringe-worthy problems whatsoever. Full steam ahead!"
A sign advertising a non-alcoholic cocktail brand called "Phony Negroni". But the word "negroni" is partially hidden, making the sign appear to say "phony negro" instead. Oops!
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Look at all these years that have passed since Julius Caesar passed away. There are at least three.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Periodic ask for the ability to turn off reposts from individual accounts, rather than globally. I don't mind reposts generally, but I don't want *certain* people absolutely flooding my feed with them.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I keep coming back to this song lately. It has a really simple, beautiful melancholy.
youtu.be
Don't Know Why
YouTube video by Norah Jones - Topic
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
AI slop 👎
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
→ 𝓪 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓾𝔁???
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm begging for the ability to turn off reposts on an individual account basis. There are lots of people I want to follow, but I don't because they make 50 billion reposts a week, and I don't want to turn off ALL reposts from EVERYONE to cope with that.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Commander Will Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation, saying, "The beard is an ancient and proud tradition".
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I really like it!
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I think Oliver Cromwell made Christmas illegal while he was in charge of England. And I'm not saying I agree, but like, I get it. 😂
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiine.
A photo of a severely frayed charging cable plugged into an electric vehicle.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Need the ability to change content warning labels on posts after they've been posted.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Me: "Hi, could you please help me check if this particular chef's knife is in stock?" Them: "It would be an absolute pleasure sir! ☺️" Me: "Thanks..." Them: "Chef's knife huh? ☺️" Me: "Yeah..." Them: "Whatcha using it for? ☺️" Me, in my head: "??? I'm.......... going to cut my food with it?????"
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
There needs to be a massive cultural shift that makes employers stop forcing their customer service people to be bubbly and saccharine and supernaturally personable. Only entitled Boomers enjoy that. It makes the rest of us feel super uncomfortable.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Ce croissant, je l'aime !
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I think I have a couple favorite bowling shirts, and this is one of them.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
What up, moose munch!
A close-up of a box of Moose Munch, a mixture of caramel-coated popcorn and nuts with milk chocolate, made by Harry & David.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Aren't we jumping the gun by a few centuries?
A tabletop with number figurines spelling out the number "2449" in a way that's reminiscent of New Year's displays.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
"Oh, you're into fakeism? Couldn't be me."
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
youtu.be
song that plays when you encounter a caterpillar
YouTube video by Solaris
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The visual contrast here was appealing. I really love fall.
A deep green ivy bush, with an assortment of yellow and orange maple leaves loosely scattered on top of it.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
What's with that style of subtitles I've been seeing on videos lately, where each word pops into and out of existence individually as it's uttered in real time? Is that a TikTok trend? Subtitles are supposed to be an accessibility feature, but those look horrifically inaccessible.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Live footage of me hanging in there.
Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants as a plush window cling. He has a frightened look on his face.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Heads up: If you get an unexpected "Delivery Status Notification (Failure)" email, it's a phishing attempt. Don't open it. Don't download any attachments. Don't click any links inside. Just delete it. Read this article to learn more.
lifehacker.com
That Gmail Delivery Status Notification Is Probably a Scam
If you are getting delivery failure messages in your Gmail inbox, don't engage with them. Scammers are using mailer-daemon spam to spread malicious links.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Give me a bed with either DS9 Worf, First Contact Worf, or Picard Worf in it, and I would make babies with him in a heartbeat... and I would be glad I can't literally have babies with him, because he's not a great father. 😂
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Would you listen to this album?
A picture of farmland at dusk, with a vehicle's shadow on the left and the rising full moon on the right.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Why do tech companies keep giving us stuff we didn't ask for, and keep *not* giving us the stuff we *do* ask for? How is that a successful business model? 😩
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
There's gotta be better options for data deletion services out there... I heard good things about EasyOptOuts on a few episodes of the Surveillance Report vlog, but that's about it.
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I feel this a lot too...
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Patrick @trickvro.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Is there a reason you posted your comment as a picture instead of plain text?
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