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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦

@trichotome.bsky.social
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www.trichotome-design.com Shrewd, crude, devious dude dressed dapperly in the thinnest veneer of propriety. (Game designer for R6 Siege, TTRPG fan, Excel guru, weeb) Views are mine and mine alone.

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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While we're at it, I'll do the anime one too. myanimelist.net/profile/Tric...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh hey people are doing a trend! Lemme in on this... Does this sufficiently confirm my unc status?
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I may get some hate for this, but I tried Baja Blast for the first time today, and I'm not really seeing the appeal. It just takes like carbonation with a hint of lime syrup. Maybe it's just because Mountain Dew in general has always tasted too synthetic to me...
A can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My wife gave me some cute little wiener crabs. 🥰
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got to visit the old office building the other day and pay a visit to an old friend. I sorely miss having easy access to a bidet at work...
A toilet with a bidet.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made a blog post recapping what's been going on in my life over the last few years. The content is whatever, but I included a bunch of photos I've gotten from events over the last couple years, and that felt worth sharing. www.trichotome-design.com/blog/2026/9/...
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2026 Update — Trichotome Design
It sure has been a while since I’ve updated this website, let alone this blog. There’s a few reasons for that, some of which I can get into, others not so much. Still, in the interest of maintaining ...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sam hit 100 days old yesterday! Sleep deprivation side, he's been an angel so far, and he keeps getting cuter every day. ❤️ Though this is also about the point that Steph and I agreed not to post his face on social media anymore. Now I've really gotta fight the urge 😅
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So I was gonna play Siege today right after putting my little guy to bed and doing some stretches. I did both of those things, then three hours later I woke up on the floor... It's been a long week.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I heard there was a spooky gourd That David carved cause he was bored But you aren't really scared of pumpkins, are ya? Well it goes like so The eyes the nose The toothy mouth where the candle glows The jack-o'-lantern screaming Halloween yeah Halloween yeah...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Celebrating being an even older adult by eating half of a giant sucre a crème cake for breakfast. This is an excellent use of free will, if I do say so myself.
A large sucre a crème cake and tall glass of milk
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The hour has come, as so it is that I exit my French familial trauma art era, and enter my gooner law era. Such is life.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My little guy decided to wake up at 4am, went absolutely ballistic for an hour, and refused to settle anywhere but on my lap. It's now 6:40 and I'm finally able to go back to sleep for a little bit... I miss three days ago when he'd just sleep through the whole night...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I never thought I'd find myself plotting an infiltration into my bedroom in order to huff ass to confirm the presence of poop, while being frightened at the prospect of what I would have to do if I found some. Butt here we are. Alas, t'was merely the wind. My son and I may rest.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Being a dad can be very intimidating. There's a lot of pressure to live up to certain expectations, and I won't lie, sometimes I'm not able to hide how scared I am of that. In fact, you could say that I'm dreadfully apparent.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Assuming I don't design another op anytime soon, I'll say that my one regret is how few defenders I got to work on. I especially wanted to design a counter to trackers. I also wanted to make more ops that aren't trackers or flank watch, but that's just how things turned out.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Tomorrow I go back to work for a couple months. Should be fun getting back into the action. Apparently I'll also be ramping off operators (they're in great hands, don't worry) and taking on a new primary mandate. TBD what it will be exactly, but it should be very exciting stuff.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The baby won't poop Constipation sucks real bad Just so much screaming
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Something that is often a surprise to people is the nature of "ownership" designers have over their mandates. It's less comprehensive and far more fluid than you'd think. You're not deciding stuff so much as you're figuring out the best path to reach the objective you're given.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Word choice is very important. There's a big difference between: I soothed my child by going into the dark closet and patting his back until he fell asleep And I satisfied my baby with closeted backshots until he passed out
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm droning the objective.
A baby monitor watching a baby
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When you think about it, hard breachers are the most problematic operators. They don't respect hard boundaries.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Still haven't booked anything for the Osaka major, though I'm aiming for a ~20 day trip via Tokyo. Unfortunately, Sam's taking up all my research time (it's my first visit to Japan). I'd greatly appreciate any and all recommendations/invitations you might have!
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm starting to think the Internet is gaslighting me about baby farting. I've tried every leg moving technique and to date not a single one has produced results. The only things that have worked are moderate pressure massages to the stomach or bouncing him over my shoulder...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
> Does everything to soothe a baby that's been having a difficult night > Finally give in and pour 70ml of formula > He drinks 5ml then passes out immediately
SpongeBob boi meme
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Setting a sensible bedtime for this kid is real hard when the sun comes out at 4:30am. Yet another thing that will be much easier to manage come wintertime...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've been spending the last while trying to figure out what my baby's poop reminds me of. Today I got the most pungent case to date and had a breakthrough. It smells like rancid apple cider vinegar. I apologize for sharing this unsavory information.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Looked outside my window and the view literally has a sepia tint right now. Feels like I've been transported to Hollywood's version of Mexico.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Glad to see this patch came out. I've been eager to see how the community would like it ever since I saw it in the schedule. Balancing cooked, in my humble opinion. (I take no credit for the record, except maybe for the Rauora buff. I did ask them for that at some point.)
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It was a long night.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
95% of TTRPG campaign titles come in one of 5 flavours: Noun of Noun Noun of the Noun Noun's Noun Adjective Noun Noun of the Adjective Noun
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me: Alright kiddo, it's bedtime. Time to sleep My son: youtube.com/shorts/hfwdm...
youtube.com
#voiceactingpractice #voiceeffects #voiceover
YouTube video by Voice Of A Dying Giant
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My wrist is too sore to play video games because I've been rubbing my little guy all night. Burping a baby is tough work.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Taking care of a newborn has amplified my respect for single parents and stressed the value of having a support network. Handling this little guy is tough enough for my wife and I combined, and we get to give each other full night's rests. I couldn't fathom doing this solo.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yesterday I got to have a long chat with my stepdad about politics. Glad he's pivoted out of the MAGA cult, but he seems convinced that everyone will just collectively stop supporting Trump now because he's obviously too crazy. I wish I had that kind of optimism.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
For the last week, Sam has chosen 4-6am as his "wake up and choose violence" period. It's the latter portion of my shift when I'm starting to lose energy, and at least a couple hours before Steph's wake up time. Impeccable timing kiddo. Reeeally appreciate that.
static.klipy.com
Ron Weasley Doll: Why Must You Hurt Me?
Alt: Ron Weasley Doll: Why Must You Hurt Me?
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My lil guy pulled a full ahegao face then let out the biggest fart in his life... Maybe preparing his food in a waifu cup was a mistake...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
PLEASE HELP MY SON IS A FART MONSTER 💀 IT JUST WON'T STOP Good heavens this boy is stinky...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One month milestone! Lil guy's even got a decent bit of hair on his head now!
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'll never fully get the inherent biological impulse to flail wildly to the point of self harm. I mean, I can understand the logic behind its origin evolutionarily, but there are just so many situations where it's way more detrimental than helpful...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#montrealcomiccon2026 is the first one I'll be missing in a long time, though I've got a pretty good reason this year. Someone say hi to Greg Baldwin and David Kaye from little Sam and I. I'll get my Avatar & R&C merch signed another time.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me: Alright son, we've fed and changed you. Now we just need you to relax a bit so we can put you down to sleep for the rest of the night. Son:
A very alert baby
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I swear, getting this child to fall asleep in the early morning is a true test of patience. I've been at this for over an hour and every time he gets 95% of the way there, he'll suddenly go back to fully awake. Every. Damn. Time. At least stealth games trained me for this...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy Canada Day from our happy little family. (The outfit is still a bit big for him, but we couldn't not use it.)
Two doofs and a baby doof in celebratory Canada outfits.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The universe refuses to let us have plants in our home. Fungus gnats, every single time... Fuck these little guys. I hate them so much.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Newborn gameplay loop: Hungry > Needs to be burped > Needs to be held to avoid reflux > Needs changing > Immediately hungry again > Repeat Can we please introduce sleep into this cycle? I would very much like to rest...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Proud of how our changing station has progressed. If I can offer one bit of advice, invest in disposable pee pads. Saves on a lot of cleaning in the case of spontaneous leaks. We also keep them under the bassinet/crib sheet to protect the mattresses. Worthwhile investment!
A diaper changing station
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Air bubbles have to be one of the most annoying parts newborns. Food and diapers are straightforward and mostly consistent, but trapped air? It can happen anytime with no warning. One second your baby is chill, and the next they're crying up a storm, all because of a random fart.
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The fact that formula tastes like a flavourless meal supplement shake and smells like fish food is a missing link moment that I'm not sure I like knowing...
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Justin Loranger-Ahluwalia 🇨🇦 @trichotome.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sam has now officially sneezed directly into my eyeball. That counts as a newborn milestone, right?
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