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Big Gay Poodle

@treppan.bsky.social
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Treppan, 38, They/Them (or "Dog") Barking around the Bluegrass (Lex KY) Former telecom worker. Gardening, nature, computers and games. In a polycule with other weirdo furries and one normie that tolerates us. Ask about my AD, I guess?

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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, that's a term for the symptom itself, and you can get the same thing from either a problem with bloodflow, chemicals or nerves in the eye or optic nerve (shows in only one eye), or as a variant of typical migraine aura (both eyes). I did a rendition of one of mine a while ago to show a friend.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saw a guy on a certain app with all of these in his profile. Truly impressive lack of self-reflection. (There were also like 5 more about "gun furs" and a few more variations on these themes, and the rest of the profile is exactly as sad as you'd expect, even without kink-shaming.)
An image composed of two clipped screenshots from a popular furry friend-finding and hookup app, showcasing groups literally side-by-side that say: "Libertarian Furs" and "Lonely Furs" on the first row, and "Libertarian/Conservative Furries" and "Tired of being alone" on the second row.
  
Of note, the "Tired of being alone" group's icon is a hyper-detailed wolf with glowing eyes and a rainbow flame aura staring directly at the camera, it looks exactly like something you'd see as a wall-hanging in a trailer park or those motivational facebook tough-guy memes lonely dudes post.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
haha yay ... We actually had her farm done in like, a couple of single-hour sessions, but we were all out of plastids and argon and farmed those on other days, oops. Actually one of the easiest farms for a new frame in a very long time, and people still threw fits because it's on The Zariman.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Found some Dead Wife pictures of @mervyn.online from like 3 years ago...
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This completely normal scene didn't have any impact on you?
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what we found in one of those those oases. I love these dumb animals.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Downtown Lexington, KY, very late on a Sunday night. Strange seeing everything so deserted and empty. There were a few little islands of life and noise, here and there, but we could go minutes without seeing another person or car.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went on a stupid little coffee date with a stupid little animal on its lunch break earlier. <3 (🦊: @mervyn.online )
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BARKING @ FRIENDS Since we were busier IRL last weekend and on the day itself, we're considering doing a little After-Birthday Discord hangout with online friends tonight? (Maybe again late Saturday night, too?) Jackbox, friendslop games, Tower Unite, idk. If any mutuals wants to join, hit me up? 💖
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me?! My birthday?! aaaaaaaaa barkbarkbarkbark arooorooororooooo
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I posted a bunch of pics in reply to a friend but I need everyone to see how our cats have grown from skrunkly little creatures into big old beasts. I love them so much, go look at the thread.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Meanwhile, Goblin has grown into a truly fucking massive beast, is smart as hell (most of the time), can jump to or climb anything, is scarily fast and dangerously sharp (her claws are huge, including her opposable thumbs). She's playful, sweet, cuddly, and is obsessed with Mel. The Perfect Beast.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Princess, in the intervening decade-and-some-change, got much bigger and healthier, then smaller and wiry again, and her eyes don't work so great anymore (iris atrophy), but at least she's a mean old bitch who steals chicken and attacks Goblin. Still, she loves Marie to death, and she's cute enough.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can probably see why we named this skrunkly little thing Goblin, back in 2018. We were headed out to grab late-night McDonalds after Mel finished an art stream and she came sprinting up to us as we left the house. Waited there for us and never left, brought her in during a storm days later.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here's Princess when we got her home from the shelter, back in 2014. Marie and I fell in love with her at the booth for the Winchester Humane Society while visiting the Beer Cheese Festival, we couldn't resist those eyes, and had no idea she'd grow up to be such a weird old bitch.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Enamored by this picture of @mervyn.online, last Saturday, looking somewhere between a shot from a proof-of-life ransom video and a two-time Hugo Award finalist bestselling author of niche erotica and queer horror. Or an incompetent, kind of slutty bank robber. idk, all of the above are kinda hot.
A picture of some kind of girl-twink, from the waist up, in harsh red lighting.  
She's wearing a purse on her hip, with a thick strap crossing from her shoulder between her breasts, partially obscuring the text on her shirt that says "go for it."  A shock of wispy, curly, dyed-looking hair (though the color is hard to discern in the harsh, red light) is showing beneath her most striking feature:  an opaque, paisley-patterned blindfold-mask has been pulled fully over her head, obscuring everything from the neck up, though a chin, nose, and glasses can be inferred from the dramatically-shadowed topography.  She stands in a very neutral pose, as if trying to show no emotion, or perhaps being held at gunpoint?  Who knows.  
All that can be seen of the environment is a wooden floor, semi-gloss black walls, and two ominous-looking black-framed doors, one closed directly behind her, and another open at the edge of the view, showing more wooden floor in the hallway beyond.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck, I was out getting drunk and playing skee-ball all night with my friends and partners and forgot to post this shit I made years ago, dammit.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I hate AI slop products but sometimes the advertising "photos" are so fucking funny. Holy shit.
Clearly AI generated slop pic advertising a banner that says "We Thought You Liked Dudes" and a bunch of golden discs on strings hanging from nothing.  The scene is a "classy" looking party at a nice office or house with high ceilings, wall sconces, potted plants, and a piece of furniture that is somehow a kitchen island, sideboard, and bar?  The supposed homosexual is standing in front of the bar, looking like the sexy imaginary older brother Mark Zuckerberg jerks off to.  He's surrounded by hip-looking silicon valley type people.  The hip part is important, because one of the guys seems to have been amputated below them, and is a full torso resting on top of the countertop between the whiskey decanter and a bowl of bread balls or some shit balanced on top of some restaurant menus.  The woman next to him is clipping into the bar, one leg (and an extra calf) in front of it, one disappearing into the wooden surface, pussy firmly straddling the edge of the counter.  She holds up three whiskey glasses in both of her right hands, toasting with the other two guys mentioned so far.  Weirdly enough, everyone else in the picture looks... normal?  Huh.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh, that's gonna be packed tonight, huh.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hey, it could be this!
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Experiencing an issue but nothing's wrong. :)
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Absolutely dogshit picture I took of a very distant lizard on our neighbor's front steps. It's still kinda cute.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@meldritchhorror.bsky.social: "There are five.. no, six things in my 'this is Treppan to me' tag, on Tumblr. Four of them are dogs, and two are about bagels." (one of the 'dog' things is this image)
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's That Time Again, WADDAFIGHT
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Was putting together a playlist of Will Wood music to share with Tye (and other friends) since we're going to a concert in a few weeks, and I couldn't resist making a ridiculous custom album cover to go with it.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Screenshot of partially-typed message that says:

"Bunch of kids at this outdoor cafe place all started howling together (literally saying 'AwooOOO~') and Naruto-running,"

For some reason, the auto complete ribbon suggests "Naruto-cuckold."
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sorry to be a Gamer™ but I'm actually pretty jazzed about this. Like, it's just a video game, but it's a video game that I love, and it takes an unbelievable amount of work to get to this point. I could be embarrassed about the amount of time put into this, but I'd rather be proud of it.
Screenshot from the game "Warframe," showing a kneeling Gauss Prime frame with a variety of cosmetics, still sparking from Redline, with a Perigale Prime strapped to their back and an Incarnon'd Laetum in-hand.

More importantly, there is a panel to the right featuring the True Master emblem, that reads:

You have earned the mastery rank TRUE MASTER (30).
Rewards:
Relay Blessing
True Master (Emote)
True Master Sumdali
True Master Chat Emoji
+3 Umbra Forma
+15 Loadout Slots
+30 Riven Mod Slots
+500 Daily Standing Limit

and a button that says Continue.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
lmao
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Could be worse! Could be a lot better.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Gay Beer (Pride Y'all) from West 6th.. We got more but I didn't take pics, oops! Las Sambras, Unicorn Kisses (x2, tasted more like Baklava than Skittles?), and Mighty Monarch (Hench4Lyfe!) from Ethereal. Burl Cider, Kildare, Liquid Swords 3, and 1850 from Burl. Cider made by former Pivot brewer!
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Beer Menus of This Weekend (West 6th, Ethereal, and Burl Brew)
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Addendum: These fucking things also suck.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
More Beers
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Grabbing beers and seafood with Merv and Mel! This is a "Nitro Pride Y'all!"
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I've started going through and posting a bunch of old porn of my fursona on my AD, which has been fun! The vast majority of Treppan art out there is NSFW, with the exception of goofy things like this. Should I start sharing those here, even though they're doodles? 🎨: @meldritchhorror.bsky.social
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The conservative podcaster pooltoy from the movie "Airplane," moments before springing a leak from his neck.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Somehow the entire American media and the dumbest third of the country has devolved into whatever this is. A bunch of dudes obsessed with Independence and Masculinity drop everything to talk about this shitty old man like he's the world's most beloved Special Little Boy.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A flared base is important! :)
A store display with several bottle brushes branded "Safety 1st."  The brushes have a typical bottle-brush or toilet-brush like head, but the brightly colored handles look suspiciously like butt plugs, and the base of each is a flared suction cup, furthering the "this goes in your butt" impression.

It's hard not to get some particularly vivid mental images about what a creative and enterprising individual might attempt.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Holy shit why is this Haunting Ground strategy guide $250
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
jesus christ
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
New burger place (literally called "Burger Joint") at the mall is actually fucking good, god damn. Closest thing, flavor wise, to Bad Wolf, a locally beloved restaurant that closed recently.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
These are more recent replacements for the other one, all of which Merv got for me because they're too sweet and gay and know how important weird little things are, and they're a coffee obsessed nerd. I have a slight obsession with this local style of ceramic work, they're a delight to use.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Two old favorites of mine that were lost, the handmade one more recently, the other many years ago. Technically, the second one here is a pic of a very thoughtful replacement Mervyn found on eBay for me as a surprise when I was telling them about the original being shattered by an old roommate.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Haunting.
Screenshot of a Nextdoor post with some details redacted.

Redacted Name, Redacted Neighborhood, 2 Days Ago

We are afraid of spider. We are professional in organization. There will be 3 of us. Call or text XXX YYY 12133.  

(Number was partially redacted but the last section left visible to show that there are too many digits.)
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hey, if you're using Chrome for any reason, Friendly Reminder to type this in your address bar: chrome://flags ... and then search "Gemini" and "AI" separately, disabling all the features you don't want to see. : )
A screenshot demonstrating the chrome://flags menu, with various options disabled, such as "AI Mode Omnibox entrypoint" and "Prompt API for Gemini Nano."
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I wrote a guide for getting Pokemon Z-A to work in emulation without crashing constantly, and I love the feedback I've been getting (between occasional dogpiles of silent downvotes or people saying it didn't work when they skipped instructions).
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