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TreeRatTabletop

@treerattabletop.bsky.social
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I make painting videos and scream at the police! Catch me on YT and Tiktok.

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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Garage had some rotten wood, it seems. Don't worry though, my balls broke my fall.
2 holes to the left and right of a horizontal wooden beam, where my legs both fell through the roof, sending my groin to the land of wind and shadows
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't believe your boyfriend is 100 people 😳
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That really whips the llamas ass
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it too late to get really into winamp skins
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If i leave a vm I'm punishing you for not answering
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We need more adorable tabletop stuff, hell yeah
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Found a post in the wild that my teenage son made. Just stumbled upon it and recognized the username and av he uses. In a sea of hate, he was saying something kind, empathetic and grateful. Just being the kind of person I wish I was at his age. My chest feels like it's bursting and my eyes are red.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I also work better when I'm full.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've only ever tried himbo sauerkraut.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They could change it to II days, which is one more day, because it's a sequel. Also it's roman numeral for 2. Why aren't these people paying me.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*one more time* starts to play barely audibley from the basement
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Very cool! My kid still has the mindset that every moment he's early is a moment robbed of autonomous joy so he'd leave at the last hair of red, but still a great idea.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just had to, painfully, clean up after my dog after she did her business in a bunch of stinging nettles. I'm not saying all dogs shouldn't go to heaven, but there should be a purgatory where they need to work off their sins.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I literally just finished my last book, opened BlueSky and read this. Bet. Never read one of his before, recommendation?
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just heard a very little kid mispronounce pigeon as pythegarion. Listen, you're not sticking the landing on this one, admittedly, but if you ever need an OC dragon name for a fantasy novel you're absolutely set.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine not disrespecting the "lore" of warhammer, lol. I play the game and paint the dolls but it is the most unserious shit.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin -Sherk
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
my new favorite youtuber is this guy, who does a perfect 'tim heidecker in on cinema' but real somehow
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I feel like i can smell the street and hear the rain
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What about her hips? I've been led to understand that hers in particular would be incapable of misrepresenting such things.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Last day of vacation: "Gods lose me longer to swirl and drift in this swell of joy." Flight just got canceled: "I miss my bed i need to shit get me out of this fucking rat-hole."
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Maybe a bit off topic but if you could at some point consider recommending some poetry books or compilations... I keep finding random recommendations to be very disappointing but everything you post is so very ✨️ My Jam ✨️ and it's hard to Google "no, actually meaningful poetry though"
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't always know where to go to get good info from the best people to present it - thank you!
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Insurance in Canada might beat out the USA by a mile but it's still dumb af. I *love* sending a doomed claim to die on the shores of BlueCross so I can parade it's corpse before the throne of CanadaLife. Behold the dead, will you now summon the courage to honor your oath my Lord? Very efficient.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The playful whimsy of my dog fills me up.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've reported multiple people for threatening to murder trans people and none of them went through. You said butthole though? Better call the shadow demons from Ghost to drag you to a Christian hell.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
For sure. There's a reason every video game poster was orange and blue for like a decade.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That rust by the blue pops so hard
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My therapist. He's been getting under my skin lately, I don't think he's actively listening to me he just keeps going on about the opera and his obnoxious foodie opinions but I'm the one paying for the hour dammit!
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Behold, FAT CAT cults3d.com/en/3d-model/...
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was looking for cat model for a kitbash and this fuckass model made me laugh so hard it gave me the hiccups
A 3d model of a "cat"
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hot damn, that linework pops off the model - great job!
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That's a haymaker of a compliment right there! Thanks Holly.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I forgot to mention, there's a hole in the middle under the orb there because the guy I'm painting this for made a base that's a puck speaker. This things going to attach onto the top of it.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Pride! Finished this up. #warhammer #pride #punk #kitbash
Warhammer terrain piece, painted and kitbashed to be more punk. A woman center stage has a rainbow Mohawk and a guitar that shoots flame. Warhammer terrain piece, painted and kitbashed to be more punk. A woman center stage has a rainbow Mohawk and a guitar that shoots flame. Close up shot.Warhammer terrain piece, painted and kitbashed to be more punk. A woman center stage has a rainbow Mohawk and a guitar that shoots flame. Rear shot.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
These are great! They pop.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When your kids are old enough to be on the same social media, the bonfire is extinguished and the age of low-key horny is ended.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Lots of people haven't died.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I just got really depressed about a thing but then saw new goats album. Well. Alright then.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I've never had such a shift in the way I view someone from neg to pos as Robert Pattinson. I used to view him as an unserious clown, distasteful and tedious, but at this point I'd be happy to wash his hair while he tells me about his handheld spaghetti and VA work.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I can't get over this frog. I had to come back and look at it again.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'd watch Robert Patinson sort his kitchen junk drawer but I hear you
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
People attacking you from a neutral state is definitionally an escalation from neutrality, so, if they've escalated, then why can't you?
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just saw a grown man on his knees say a prayer on the quad blaster at the Y like a 6 year old kneeling at their bedside
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My dog is repping the aura
A mostly black lab mutt, wearing Hello Kitty sunglasses, looking cool
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This is outrageously good my man.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It looks like it just realized you were looking at it's bum, and annoyed, is reaching back to cover it and glare at you.
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
That's crazy good progress, you must be so happy with yourself :)
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Love the idea, thematically, of this falling to a single rat with death touch. "Sorry, the great wall of the planes got bit by a rat and died of dysentery."
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TreeRatTabletop @treerattabletop.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It's so deepset after years of disgust I feel the same way for a brief moment when someone is talking about things where it's appropriate even, like bird watching. "The female of the species demonstrates..." EXCUSE ME those hardworking bird queens are WOMEN thank you ve-what am I doing
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