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Paul Skenes' Outie

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Jared Jones' Chest Hair on Twitter. | Pirates baseball, The X-Files, and an endless supply of sarcasm.

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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
As a big fan, I can't do it. I barely acknowledge seasons 8-9, let alone the revivals. And remakes never hold a candle to originals.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Did anyone tell Amy there can be pie, she just didn't have to eat it? I mean, pie, I get it. Was the fluff at least good?
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Found this out recently. Used a former employer's email address from years ago lol.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a blue mug that says good on it
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I hate when restaurants don't list everything. For me, it's usually surprise cilantro (which I simply dislike), but WAY worse when it's something someone is allergic to. Glad you're OK and your server tried to at least do right by you.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Ya know, lady, sometimes I forget how eloquent you can be. 10/10 no notes.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Yup, sound booth was just as drunk as he was.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The Emmys host should be able to get show names right. Maybe this will help Nate Bargatze. #GilmoreGirls #emmys
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a picture of a forest with the words gilmore girls written in white
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Said to my SO that he's literally sitting there to make a very expensive statement.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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two men are talking and one of them says " i do not think it means what you think it means .. "
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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a woman in a green and purple dress says " i put a spell on you "
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
People are saying it will be the best pizza party.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
He gave up, what, 3 HR? Has to wax everything off.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Oh hey, he's already on the "MAGA" list, so I automatically blocked him.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Balls.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
🤘
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I wish my boomer parents were pissed. They want to "Wait a year to see what he actually does." I'm not allowed to talk about politics.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Still have to imagine many people hear us wondering the same thing. 🙃
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Guess we know he added that one in! 😂 First example that came to mind. But every once in a while the word sneaks in somewhere on TV.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Related: There are instances in pop culture of characters saying jagoff where neither the character nor the actor was from Pittsburgh or Chicago. Example: Joe Montegna/Dave Rossi in Criminal Minds.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I'm sure the Clairton mill is thrilled, though.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The soldiers back there defending Rump's remaining hair.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Like hell they don't. There a reason I got mine before these turds took office.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Aw, Chuck. How could you hate Beck? I had mixed feelings about Bronte. But overall the end was good.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Duck.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Well said. And thus completes the cycle of pain. Unfortunately as Pirates fans, we're doomed to repeat it!
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Actually, that would be a masochist. Properly, Ben Cherington would be the sadist here. Gotta be proper about our torture, after all.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Needs The Great Outdoors to be complete.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
So tired hearing about how my innie can't get any run support. Poor guy.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
"...Her name is Bambi?"
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So it was you. Look what you did.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Same tbh.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This. youtu.be/H5zy6LE1l6k?...
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Flo and Joan | 2025 Opening Night Allstars Supershow
YouTube video by TheMelbComedyFest
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
No idea what this means, but it's a beautiful use of words.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So this is...Canada?
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Looks like a Captcha I can finally get behind.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Cat dad jokes.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
You obviously don't know my baseball team.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
But did the Oxford comma?
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Put him back in the pen now that Burrows is up.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I've got some bad news.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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a crowd of people sitting in a room with the words she doesn 't even go here
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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a man in a suit is playing a violin while another man plays a double bass
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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hermione granger from harry potter says that sweet enough now if u 'll excuse me .
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Reminds me of this episode of SVU. 🤢 (Watch the video) m.imdb.com/title/tt1863...
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"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Bang (TV Episode 2011) ⭐ 7.9 | Crime, Drama, Mystery
1h | TV-14
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Neither of them is that fit. Do better.
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Paul Skenes' Outie @trb024.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
To be honest, not much.
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