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Travis Hawke

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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian Clough used to say his OBE stood for "Old Big 'Ead". Jim Ratcliffe is "Shortchanging Inland Revenue".
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#totp 2000 - thin gruel so far
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've learned today that Reform donors are patriotic entrepreneurs with no hidden agenda, whereas Labour donors are ecowarrior activists and Marxist trades unionists
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pretty much all classical music can be summed up as a bit of boring shit followed by the thirty seconds of advert good stuff #proms
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Middlesbrough FC @mfc.co.uk · 12/09/2026
WHAT A GAME, WHAT A WIN!!! 🤩
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friend of mine quit the RNLI a few years ago. One reason was, he was fed up with all the light hearted racist bantz. Funny old world.
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fella on R2 Jeremy Vine complaining about "do gooders". Does that make him a "do badder"?
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#totp not AKs finest is it?
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bram Stoker on British newspapers: "the smuts"
So I told him I would simply write an account of our visit, just as if I were doing a descriptive special article for The Daily Telegraph. He seemed not to notice, but remarked that the smuts in London were not quite so bad as they used to be when he was a student here.
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So many questions but let's start with What ends are she worried won't meet; Who the hell "draws down" savings; and Why hasn't she got on her bike and looked for a better paid job?
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's time to unfollow someone when they start posting what they think they might have for breakfast
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#totp saw jilted John a few years ago
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well played Gruaniad sub eds, very well played Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada
Paper products among hardest-hit sectors after trade negotiations broke down, with 25-50% tariffs estimated
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#5Live news presenter: Russia / Ukraine peace talks appear to have stalled #NoShitSherlock
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Local garden centre is gearing up for Christmas already #ffs
It's August and the Christmas tat is on sale already
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is genius
"Pork Battenburg" - puff pastry wrapped sausage meat and tenderloin made to look like a Battenburg cake
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Best deserved Oscar ever
The Academy Award (Oscar) for The Wrong Trousers
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Authentic Banksy in Bristol
Crudely written graffiti saying "DONT PISS HERE" inside a love heart. It is on a wall of a short, narrow alleyway in BristolFurther down the alleyway someone has written "PISS HERE xx"
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Going to guess that an awful lot of MPs wouldn't want their actual education results published and compared to their CV / LinkedIn profiles
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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80s_Rewind @80srewind.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
45 YEARS AGO - On this day in 1981, a new entry at No.26 was... Tainted Love by Soft Cell #Eighties #Music
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Soft Cell - Tainted Love (Official Music Video)
Music video by Soft Cell performing Tainted Love (Video).© 1981 Mercury Records Limited
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can every place I go, every website I visit and every service I use PLEASE stop requesting I rate the experience or complete a customer satisfaction survey? I've even had a "rate this experience" after completing a customer satisfaction survey, and that's taking the piss
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bit premature, lads #VoteBinface
Blue sky #1 "Trending" shows "Farage wins Clacton Seat"
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Anna Tanczos @scicommstudios.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trying out my new animation promo video for the first time. Would love to hear what you think of it ...any comments welcome 😊 youtu.be/ORhNDKCvyow 🐡🧪⚗️🧶🧬💊 #Cinema4D #CompChemSky
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Science Visualisation - Academic Animation.
YouTube video by SciCommStudios
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Anna Tanczos @scicommstudios.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've been super busy so the #AlphabetOfMolecules has paused at K but here is some more new #CoverArt for rscbooks.rsc.org : Electrochemical Insights into Bioinorganic systems🙂 🐡🧪⚗️🧶🧬💊 #Cinema4D #CompChemSky
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Someone's just tried to sell us very expensive matcha flavoured tea. Really? Tea flavoured tea?
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80s_Rewind @80srewind.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
45 YEARS AGO - On this day in 1981, still at number one was... Ghost Town by Specials #Music #Eighties
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The Specials - Ghost Town [Official HD Remastered Video]
You are watching the official remastered HD video for of ‘Ghost Town’ by The Specials. A timeless classic, which originally reached the UK number on in June...
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Faisal Islam wandering round Manchester asking people if they've heard of "Manchesterism" and not one person said "No mate cos you've just made the word up"
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#totp not great so far, is it?
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Past his best, Messi
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Reform UK's Zia Yusuf is currently delivering a speech accusing his party's critics of using language that will put his colleagues' lives at risk. In other news, here's Zia Yusuf two months ago
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Chris Packham's shirt is going on quite a journey tonight #Evolution
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#totp I really used to like Billy Brag. But this is thin gruel, this song
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#totp one of the few g'n'r songs I can tolerate, this And only cos it was in a terminator movie
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#totp not Paula's greatest, this
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wholly endorse this message, especially: ✅ 🇬🇧 Whitbread (Premier Inn)
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Morning all. An ice cream van stands on a foggy beach in Whitby, North Yorkshire. Saturday July 7th 2012. Photographer Darren Staples.
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Animals were a fantastic band
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"God save the Quee...ing" #ENGDRC
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Last Landmark, painting by Jen Orpin. Forton services, M6.
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
#IVCNOR about time a ref made them put the ball in the actual corner arc
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I bought a .44 Magnum solid steel cast And in the blessed name of Elvis I just let it blast Till my TV lay in pieces there at my feet And they busted me for disturbin the almighty peace Judge said What you got in your defense, son? I said ‎fifty-seven channels and nothin on
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Penelope Keith was High Sheriff of Surrey
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#paneng about bloody time
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nice touch from Ed Davy there #PMQs
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Travis Hawke @travishawke.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The way Andy Burnham seems to be walking into Downing Street is very distasteful. Anyone who lambasted the conservatives for electing a PM with 0.05 % of the electorate but are ok with this should be taking a look at themselves right now
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