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Alan Travis

@travisbl.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.1K following 15K posts

Everton FC and Wigan Warriors following beer and wine consumer. Oblong born sometime cyclist, walker and golfer. Been doing missionary work in Yorkshire for 37+ years...

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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 14m
Flu and COVID jabbed...
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 25m
Pain in the arse. My son has occasionally encountered fox poo of late. There was one in his rear garden at night a few weeks ago when we were babysitting.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 35m
I've put it on the borders, especially on the cats route into our back garden and it seems to do the job Pete. I also got a super squirt water pistol and got them with that before now. There's a new one just started to enter, so it's start from the beginning again...
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 44m
Orange peel
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 1h
Disagree.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 1h
Yes I've been via Málaga and once in a long train tour, arrived direct from Madrid and the caught a bus to Faro for flight home after a few days there.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 1h
It does for me.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 3h
Me too. On top of cheese on toast.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 3h
Have you got direct flights?
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 3h
I guess because it adds some balance and enhances the dish. It was really enjoyable.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 15h
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 15h
It was spiffing and germ free. Fuck the orange cunt and his dipstick appointments. Measles up, Polio making a comeback, dysentry off the scale and the Dow way down. The best ever fuckwit.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 18h
"Posh" Cottage Pie at the Refreshment Rooms. Brisket instead of mince, topped with a mashed potato and cauliflower and smothered in melted cheese. Terrific.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lovely
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seems to be another one opening right at the end of Viccy Parade. Looked like they were still fitting it out last night.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aye. Wonky as.... 😉
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then a couple in a couple of micropubs in NB including this Lightbulb from Verdant in Falmouth. Superb..
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had the best pint of Wainwrights Gold ever at The Ferry in Egremont. In terrific condition!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're above the law. If I was Citteh I'd fuck it off .
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best game on the planet
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crect
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Soaked up by toast
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It'll be a good competitive comp. Hallelujah!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😁😁😁
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Irwin is twice the player
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Card only
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are Seacombe now awaiting the River cruise thingy. Apparently in 40 odd years Mrs T had never been on the ferry!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crackers.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grandstand finish incoming. Some balls from this Newy team.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some defence on show here.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll tell myself not to bother right up to kick off when I'll buckle. Here's hoping for a last minute deal. I think we will make a bit of a fist of it, especially with all the "Aussies" selected.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think he's shown McDermott enough over the last two weeks to have a rethink on his selection, never mind him having the captaincy. Invisible should be his middle name, even with his hilariously big hooter.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyway, Ive no humger to watch Gorgeous George make a horses arse of it anyway...
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just checked TV coverage for the upcoming RL World Cup. Bastard Premier Sports no coverage or highlights on terrestrial telly. Fuck off.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ponga!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's dropped that.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think it was linked to their MND charity, so I'll let it slide.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't listen to the post match stuff. Rarely do unless it's Matty.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess I've never seen it from the river.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well I wasn't expecting that bastard song!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It seems quite an organised rebuild. I guess winning the GF wasn't really in their minds a few months back. He's built some spirit into them personified by Tevaga. He's been unplayable, the perfect grub these last few knockout games.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know. Some turnaround. Not dissimilar to Wakey really, but quicker like.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a pint or two in there. Doesn't look familiar.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boom!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His band played the HT show at the Aussie GF a few years ago and he did his drumming in his Newy shirt despite them being shite at the time.
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good omen is that he currently resides in Wakey!!!
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Alan Travis @travisbl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For all those marvelling at last night's Super League GF the Australian equivalent kicks off at 9am. Sky/Now/ Dodgy required. Bacon sarnie and a brew lined up for me before kick off. Sydney Roosters v Newcastle Knights. I'm hoping Knights come thru on account of my Aussie nephew connection...
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