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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seriously, all the other games in the series have some vaguely bat like creature. And then you have whatever Book of Revelations end times dragon monster this is, and you realize "Oh shit, when they say Dracula is the devil in this game, they FUCKING MEAN IT. That is Teh Satan!"

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Me, thinking to myself: Man, it sure would be nice if my tiny little blog where I write pedantically about movies had some more readers... The spiteful Monkey's Paw of the universe: *Curls one finger #RIP Tim Curry (1946-2026)

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Tesla is the only car manufacturer brave enough to ask the question "What if the futuristic concept Audi driven by Will Smith in I.Robot was designed by a moron with nothing but MS Paint and a 30 second description"

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I was just gonna say that's the house from "The Disappearance of Mr. Davenheim" But no, turns out, that's another building. But both are modernist buildings in Surrey, so it's very understandable

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

...Why does this look like an extremely minimalist level of Donkey Kong?

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It will never stop being funny to me that Count Binface is the legally distinct version of Lord Buckethead, with the same person in the suit, due to copyright to the character, itself a Darth Vader parody There is a chance Farage gets beaten by the political equivalent of Creme Betweens!

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

People joke about victorian people going mad from tasting a modern dorito, but there's a very real likelihood people from before what, the 1930's hearing that we keep lamps lit all day, and wondering what the fuck we did to our bodies to somehow not look like the ghouls from Fallout New Vegas

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The new superhero dynamic duo to take the word by storm. Grottman and Throbbin'

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

And the best thing is I know you're actually quite close to a certain doctor, for when you're finished with the build!

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Ha! I'm finally an inspiration!

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

And as the Doctor himself is very keen to remind us in "Blink", you cannot kill a stone. So she may well be effectively immortal, with no way of moving or walking or interacting with the world around her. So she's at the mercy of whoever is caring for her... and her boyfriend won't live forever.

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I mean, imagine you're out in the russian woods, freezing your задница off, and suddenly you see this gliding towards you, brushing away its tracks behind it, iron teeth spread in a vicious grin. I'm just saying, my first thought would not be "Dear God! Her legs! They're so bony! AAAAAH!"

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I asked google about the character Saldovar in Fallout: New Vegas, near Nellis Air Force Base, and why he uses a bolt action rifle. Google proceeded to correct me that his name was SALDIVAR, and that the boomers use bolt action rifles. They don't, and Saldovar does not exist. I made him up.

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I know nothing about dressage, but I can imagine a battle horse would also be pretty high-strung. It does, however, make all the classic animated villain horses really funny, realizing "They look dark and sinister looming and their owners are evil... but there's FUCK ALL going on inside that head"

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Goku has fed him a senzu bean, which healed him and we have seen him eat. He presumably only needs water to survive, but he can, demonstrably, eat if he wants to, and take up nutrients from it.

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I never planned, when I started my silly little blog some ten years ago, that it would ever go viral... But I DEFINITELY didn't plan on one day opening my statistics and realizing there's a link to my blog on fucking Pathology Outlines! That's the wrong type of "viral", guys!

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Stop! If you see this post, repost with your cat(s)! Severus

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

“and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.” thirdrowcentre.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/grou...

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

It’s not just a double barreled surname, it’s a damn pump action. Then you have Alexander Siddig’s real name, which is an entire broadside.

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Travis Tee @travis-tee.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Typical. People keep wishing for a world more like Star Trek, and the great monkeys paw if the universe gave us O’Brien in the DS9 episode “Babel”.

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