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Ernst

@trashtulpa.bsky.social
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35 | he/him | Self actualized disaster and professional sleepy bitch.

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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've been watching The White Lotus and she was right. Those gays... those gays were trying to kill her.
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💀BearPosting OG🍂 @ministerofbears.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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kanokoga.bsky.social @kanokoga.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
(rkgk)
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ムギマナ @uruseshirane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How Elizabeth looks after being fully drained of stabilizer in The Substance is how I feel.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Big O… Big O… Big O! Flash Gordon energy for the intro and globs of Batman: The Animated Series, vintage toku, and homages to Giant Robo for the episodes. One of the Toonami staples when I first watched it. 📀: / Otaku Última Generación 14, 2000
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Never fall asleep with your phone in your hand. You'll open a bunch of apps and repeatedly try to voice and video call people.
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Utinga life in death @puraketuba.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 06/07/2026
TNG "Interface"; Data and Riker stand in front of an LCARS console with Doctor Crusher sitting in the background, with caption: No one has ever reported so complete a sensory experience.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I like My Adventures with Superman, but I can't wait for Kara to be more adjusted to earth.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hmmm. Yes.
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Little Edie Dancing in Grey Gardens
ALT: Little Edie Dancing in Grey Gardens
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I saw a live feed of people performing Hamilton in Roblox earlier today.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh, nice. I can see my followers again.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love mechs. Have I watched a bunch of mecha anime? You better believe I haven't!
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
sharing the Hygogguga once again (hangs to @shadefish.bsky.social)
a hybrid of the gundam Hygogg and lancer Tortuga
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The app is doing that thing again. I can't see like 90% of the images.
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Shiny Skunk ✨🦨 🔜 FurPoc @shinyluvdisc.gay · 02/07/2026
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💍B51(ビゴイチ)💍 @begoichi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
💍💍💍
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bring back the lobster tanks at Walmart! I want the store to stank!
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
the fella I'M rooting for this month
watercolor illustration of an armadillo in a desert themed jersey posing with a soccer ball
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
時々伸びる鼻。がんぼるぞい。 translation: A nose that sometimes grows longer.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My tiny 🤏 pussy 🙀 is starving 😋 for a real strong 💪 man! 👳‍♂️ Are you that strong 🏋️ man 🤷‍♂️ who can satiate my 🥵 hunger and desires? 😼 Click to find out 😻💘👉
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love those videos where it looks like a duck is laughing and they dub an evil laugh over it.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Some people act like I'm weird for not liking the cream in the center of the Oreo. But it's just too much, too sweet. I'll eat a few regular Oreos if we have them and I love Oreo Thins, but double stuffed can rot.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A brown bunny sits behind a black standing fan in a corner of a carpeted room.
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toshio @toastitos.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Love my friends.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My mom has been known to watch one of those really long YouTube ads just because it interested her lol
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reach for the stars… but if lettuce is available, priorities are priorities 🥬
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't understand why algorithms keep showing me game of thrones stuff. I DON'T GO THERE AND I DON'T WANT TO
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When asked why I'm masking I say "It's not about germs. I'm trying to cut back on sucking wieners and this mask really helps"
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Who are you on the guys trip? The one who brings beer and snacks The navigator The activities planner The one that's there just to relax The one that goes missing
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In these hot times do not be afraid to get yourself a comically large drink from the gas station.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Of course I would have to pee the moment I rolled over and got comfortable
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We had to put glammaw on probation because she keeps trying to sneak the 2 year old into drag shows when we allow overnights.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
God. This is the second video TikTok has shown me of ai generated seahorse people. Basically this seahorse lady is about to put her eggs in a seahorse man. But there's a twist! That's not her seahorse husband! And the husband walks in on them. Anyway. They're like way too horny about the egg thing.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I wonder how Sonic would feel if I ordered a Route 44 sized cup of nothing but Nerds.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Are there any records of what toppings famous serial killers liked on their pizza?
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I need a sweet treat. And by sweet treat I mean soft serve ice cream.
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CloverMatcha 🏳️‍⚧️ @clovermatcha.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Image of some Deoxys defence’s sprites. Captioned: “WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET DEOXYS DEFENSE
LIKE TO SLAP ITS BALD HEAD SHARE TO SLAP ITS BALD HEAD”
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh, to be loved like a small group of tiny shrimp in someone's aquarium.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm feeling icky and nasty. Had the shivers for a bit. I keep thinking this fever is gone and then it's right back doing something new.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I couldn't deal with the urge to bite my nails so I let myself bite one as a treat.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Did you know that the color of a guy's lips is also the color that he'll suggest you paint your bathroom when you two move in together?
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Cricket @strangereigns.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Little Menaces - Bug Tea Party - Star OOAK handmade art doll #artdoll
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Taking a moment to think about the wordle. I'm sure I know the word. I'm sure it's at the top of my brain but what is it.
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Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think I've had to go pee three times in the last hour. Which has to be a record for me.
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