Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I've been watching The White Lotus and she was right. Those gays... those gays were trying to kill her. 010 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026How Elizabeth looks after being fully drained of stabilizer in The Substance is how I feel. 100 0
Reposted by ErnstSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Big O… Big O… Big O! Flash Gordon energy for the intro and globs of Batman: The Animated Series, vintage toku, and homages to Giant Robo for the episodes. One of the Toonami staples when I first watched it. 📀: / Otaku Última Generación 14, 2000 1716754 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Never fall asleep with your phone in your hand. You'll open a bunch of apps and repeatedly try to voice and video call people. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I like My Adventures with Superman, but I can't wait for Kara to be more adjusted to earth. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Hmmm. Yes.static.klipy.comLittle Edie Dancing in Grey GardensALT: Little Edie Dancing in Grey Gardens 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I saw a live feed of people performing Hamilton in Roblox earlier today. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I love mechs. Have I watched a bunch of mecha anime? You better believe I haven't! 000 0
Reposted by ErnstKeter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 03/07/2026sharing the Hygogguga once again (hangs to @shadefish.bsky.social) 220751 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The app is doing that thing again. I can't see like 90% of the images. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Bring back the lobster tanks at Walmart! I want the store to stank! 000 0
Reposted by ErnstGwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 01/06/2026the fella I'M rooting for this month 4917230 0
Reposted by Ernstがんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026時々伸びる鼻。がんぼるぞい。 translation: A nose that sometimes grows longer. 021541 0
Reposted by ErnstUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My tiny 🤏 pussy 🙀 is starving 😋 for a real strong 💪 man! 👳♂️ Are you that strong 🏋️ man 🤷♂️ who can satiate my 🥵 hunger and desires? 😼 Click to find out 😻💘👉 431112323 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Love those videos where it looks like a duck is laughing and they dub an evil laugh over it. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Some people act like I'm weird for not liking the cream in the center of the Oreo. But it's just too much, too sweet. I'll eat a few regular Oreos if we have them and I love Oreo Thins, but double stuffed can rot. 100 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My mom has been known to watch one of those really long YouTube ads just because it interested her lol 000 0
Reposted by ErnstSan Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Reach for the stars… but if lettuce is available, priorities are priorities 🥬 024054 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I don't understand why algorithms keep showing me game of thrones stuff. I DON'T GO THERE AND I DON'T WANT TO 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026When asked why I'm masking I say "It's not about germs. I'm trying to cut back on sucking wieners and this mask really helps" 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Who are you on the guys trip? The one who brings beer and snacks The navigator The activities planner The one that's there just to relax The one that goes missing 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026In these hot times do not be afraid to get yourself a comically large drink from the gas station. 110 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Of course I would have to pee the moment I rolled over and got comfortable 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We had to put glammaw on probation because she keeps trying to sneak the 2 year old into drag shows when we allow overnights. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026God. This is the second video TikTok has shown me of ai generated seahorse people. Basically this seahorse lady is about to put her eggs in a seahorse man. But there's a twist! That's not her seahorse husband! And the husband walks in on them. Anyway. They're like way too horny about the egg thing. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I wonder how Sonic would feel if I ordered a Route 44 sized cup of nothing but Nerds. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Are there any records of what toppings famous serial killers liked on their pizza? 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I need a sweet treat. And by sweet treat I mean soft serve ice cream. 100 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Oh, to be loved like a small group of tiny shrimp in someone's aquarium. 100 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I'm feeling icky and nasty. Had the shivers for a bit. I keep thinking this fever is gone and then it's right back doing something new. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I couldn't deal with the urge to bite my nails so I let myself bite one as a treat. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Did you know that the color of a guy's lips is also the color that he'll suggest you paint your bathroom when you two move in together? 000 0
Reposted by ErnstCricket @strangereigns.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Little Menaces - Bug Tea Party - Star OOAK handmade art doll #artdoll 302205787 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Taking a moment to think about the wordle. I'm sure I know the word. I'm sure it's at the top of my brain but what is it. 000 0
Ernst @trashtulpa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I think I've had to go pee three times in the last hour. Which has to be a record for me. 000 0