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Larry Birdwatcher

@trashtakes.bsky.social
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seattle sports. be nice to each other.

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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 22h
sorry forgot the sarcasm button I know amanda knows more ball than basically all of us
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 23h
what does amanda know about football anyway
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 23h
a. If you were hacked by the movie studio there would be literally no difference in the posting you are currently doing b. It's working, now I want to see it
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 23h
gotta get your hands on the storm and jam it off the line
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
carmel barbacoa macchiato 🙌
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll take my espresso with half sweetener, almond milk, and a splash of guac
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
basically, this should be holly
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Valtteri Bottas F1 Mercedes Pit Stop Replay
Alt: Valtteri Bottas F1 Mercedes Pit Stop Replay
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like being from finland and driving conservatively
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
does the problem rhyme with Glow Sticks?
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh we are at our most dangerous when the wife is out but we are logged in
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
keep up this bit please
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"overheard Nancy Reagan was GOAT"
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🪏
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
convince me I'm ready to hear you out
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just gotta keep drifting to the right to keep the flames in the passenger seat
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
shockingly no Office gif reply examples in there
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wow very gracious to give you a few more chances. also fixing a person who uses their real name on here in plain sight?
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Alonzo Mourning
Alt: Alonzo Mourning
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bootgobbling
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
easy call for me
Top 9 albums
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when the *checks notes* planet-killing asteroid isn't the darkest part of the movie....
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My wife and I have been talking about wharfie time for the past week. They hit the button and everything went to hell. Feel so bad for Freo. Thank you for this.
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NextGenStats
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sounds like the steelers could use a coach focused on the details who builds quality from the ground up
Tomlin living his best life
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was a freshman in a Seattle college during this game and buddy, we were on drunken levels of happiness rarely seen.
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have wondered if the particularly weird, pervy nature of his nasty has allowed many people to slide on "oh no way I'm talking about that in public"
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in these announcers minds, he showed contrition for his actions by being terrible at football for a while, therefore he now deserves adoration for what he's suffered by *checks notes* being bad at football
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also yes, it does make your art bad
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ratto covering his face and magary unbuttoning 3 too many buttons 🤌🤌
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hell yeah
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me finding James Conner vs Corey Kiner fantasy projections
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Man Reacts to Dan Flashes Shirt (I Think You Should Leave)
Alt: Man Reacts to Dan Flashes Shirt (I Think You Should Leave)
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just such a silly goose yelling out "fuck her in the pussy"
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i NEED these calculations
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this should come in the subtitle after BIFF:
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ahh ok, had no idea.
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ah ok I honestly can't keep these things straight
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
genuinely not sure: is newsnation also just far right slop?
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
side note but the 5 for $5 got me through college
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagine being bis age and that rich and choosing to embarrass yourself rather than fucking off to a beach somewhere
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*checks notes on pro player market vs pro coach market*
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry for feeding the fish
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did you have a breakfast buffet in the lobby for a month? if so, how many flip.machine waffles did you eat?
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Cantwell and her team as dumb as they appear? Like it can't be as simple as WAZZU trauma in a state she doesn't need those votes in anyway can it?
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
get ready to learn dolphins caleb
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is Alabama a progrum or not yet?
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
damn buddy has a 39 year old child living at home going to school
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hot Takes: Why Mad Men’s Coffee-Drinking Workaholics Knew Iced Coffee Was a Sign of Weakness My column:
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never saw roger sterling drink iced coffee
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if it was decaf
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jon you forgot sister wives
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