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Trash Panda 🦝

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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
WE ARE BEING PLAYED!
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I swear, it wasn't mine. I was holding it for a friend.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I slept 11 hours last night wtf.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Is America Great Again yet?
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
This is a real leader. www.goiam.org/news/imail/v...
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'Victory in the Field Begins in the Factory’: Ukrainian President Thanks IAM Local 847 Members in Visit to Pennsylvania Ammunition Facility - IAMAW
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky recently visited a factory in Scranton, Pa., to watch proud IAM Local 847 (District 1) members manufacture artillery shells. Zelensky also wanted to meet and tha...
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
18 years ago....
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Why do I even bother having an iPad? It just sits there, unused.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“John! Did you finish that T1000 yet?”
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“Why is he using ether to start that engine? Doesn’t he know that ether is bad for the engine? Dad, do you know him? Can you text him to tell him that’s bad for the engine and to check the glow plugs. Also tell him to check the fuel filter dad.” “Son, this is YouTube, I don’t know this guy”
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“Daaaaaad, daaaaad, daaaad!!!!” “What?” “Why did you say that thing?” “What thing?” “About the kitchen?” “When did Insay anything about the kitchen?” “Last week”
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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
lmfao
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
We used to be a bunch of tiny mammals running from big scary dinosaurs and now we're eating the scary dinosaur's descendants. Life lesson, if you hang on maybe several million generations down the line you'll be winning.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Founder mode is weak sauce. If you’re really dedicated to aligning stakeholders and generating shareholder value with your b2b sass, you need to go all in with Eunuch-mode
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Whenever I hear doomers dream up some horrible AI induced future, I just remember how bad supermarket self checkout kiosks are. If we can't even get that right, you think we're going to be able to create some super intelligent AGI that's modeled after us?
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Me and my product manager at standup trying to figure out how to save this failing startup.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
The great part about fall with kids is watching the leaves change color, the holidays, and catching every virus and disease known to man.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I’m sick of all the anti-wetland rhetoric. We need to fix this.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
When you get pinged on Monday morning at 9am: “hey you got a quick minute to sync?”
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I’m trying to get into web3 and just picked this up. I’ll be ready to pump and dump my own shitcoin in no time.
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Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Amazing things are happening on LinkedIn.
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