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trash._.palace

@trashpalace206.bsky.social
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your mum’s favourite morlock. seattle’s greatest failson. part-time aquaman.

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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m alive!
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is diabolical. I love it.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh hell yeah!
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m alive!
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just here to do my monthly kick of the tires. Hope y’all thrivin and stuff.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Which place?
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
We love to see it! 💃
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sorry, user Trash Palace is in another castle.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hey, thanks!
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I turn 41 in exactly a week. Wild. Wasn’t sure I was gonna get there. But l might just.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Uncle Trash is very tired. Why is the concert comedown so rough?
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Good luck! You got this!
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s cli-Taurus szn. Find one and give them a big hug. They’ll love it.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Scrum for me, daddy.”
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Call me daddy, but only in an Aphex Twin kinda way.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Listen, if your establishment is called “No Pants” I feel like pants should not be required. Because they are evil.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s the final boss
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Envy
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You know you’ve found a good spot when you walk into a dive bar and they’re doing Death Grips karaoke
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The truth is though, I was betting on dying before I needed to find a new job, but I’m fucking that up, too.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’ve stopped drinking (mostly), and my bangs are the least questionable they’ve probably ever been? I did tell my job to fire me though. So at least i’m doing that right?
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I have faith in you eboldy. Get that midlife crisis! 💅
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Blazers/Magic Finals. Piss everyone off. Absolute Haters Ball. Get it in my veins.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Listen, I love me some Wemby and the plucky Spurs. But let’s get fucking messy.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Fuck it, go Blazers
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
But rocking a blazer you know he’s ready for the strip
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Not a man in a Punisher shirt and a Thin Blue Line Hat. Welcome to Vegas.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Welp. I made a joke about an airport and now people on threads are making me out to be the devil and trying to out flex me with how long they’ve lived here (if you’re curious, not longer than I have)
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The key word in AI, is not “intelligence” but “artificial.” As in artifice. Falsities. When it comes to historical context or facts, AI is a misinformation tool. History itself is often revisionist, but this speed runs it. And it’s going to be so hard to untangle.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Dear god just learning about the chloe.vs.history IG and let me tell you, not only is this a cringe AI fabrication (both the “character” of Chloe, and the reels themselves) but they’re also factually dubious. Please do not feed the animals.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s always the people who make kink their whole personality too. Like look at me, I own a slip collar, and took a shibari class and want so badly to be called “daddy.” But if you cannot accept sex work, your whole kink journey is entirely self-centered and no thanks. No room for that here.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It really bothers me when people who claim the kink community parrot incel rhetoric against sex work. It reeks of an entitlement to someone’s else’s sexuality and an anger that money is a potential barrier. But no one owes you sex, money or otherwise. And this is the attitude of an unsafe partner.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I know I spend most of my time not at home, but PNW culture is something I have very big feelings about.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Oop
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sometimes you make a reservation for four at a pop up and have no half of that and you just make friends with people in line to join your reservation and then go bar hopping after. And Vegas tomorrow lol
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The mere hint of island culture (a Puerto Rico pop up bar) is enough to make my Seattle goth ass sweat.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It happened. I saw it.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Never does
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It tastes a lot like those strawberry cream puff gummies which is a good thing
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Let me add: dirty Mountain Dew (mt dew cream soda). All things I have currently in my apartment
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
From the Oreo website. It’s not great!
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I may not recommend pickle Oreos but I definitely recommend the pop tart liquid death iced tea. So glad I got two cases.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
But you might love it?
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What if we… pretended not to know each other and never spoke about one another ever again? Sounds pretty romantic to me.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I actually thought I would like it more. :/
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sorry, you gotta
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They’re pretty pickly! But then very sweet! The chocolate is poor quality so it doesn’t stand up against the pickle. So you just get like super sweet and creamy dill. It’s not a bad flavor per se but just not how I want to experience pickle. It’s only ordearble directly from Oreo
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Was it me? It was me.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Dill with it.
A box of small batch dill pickle flavored Oreos.
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trash._.palace @trashpalace206.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I know Uncle Trash seems really cool (lol) and all, but I could win an Olympic medal for imposter syndrome.
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