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Parker, Caster of Trash

@trashcastermage.bsky.social
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Magic player, writer @ Flipside. | I enjoy brews, spoilers, and casting from the graveyard

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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 5h
I once built a Commander deck with the Prismatic Bridge as the commander, where Karn was the only target. The entire point of the deck was just to restart the game until I could build an overwhelming advantage. I only played it twice but it was fucking awesome
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jaya told me spells keep eating her outdoor apes so I asked how many apes she has and she said she just goes to the library and gets a new ape afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding library apes to spells and then Chandra started crying.
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone in one of those threads posted this photo, and the chicken wings stirred such a visceral reaction. Straight-up activated my fight or flight
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had a similar idea yesterday lmao
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay this is the last of these I'm posting I think
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is this anything
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The classic "White Elephant" Commander of course
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shamelessly stolen from a discord server I'm in
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You would be correct lol. At least, up until he "died"
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
OMG! Thank you so much to #WotC for this #MTGxFINALFANTASY #FreePreview! This thing really feels like it'll juice up Death's Shadow in modern, what do y'all think? 👀
The Tonberry Karma card from the Chocobo Tales DS game. It has sword on blue, shield on red, and the text is "{Sword Icon} <Rebound> If your HP is 7 or less, deal 7 damage."
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Here's one
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Alright after a lot of thought, I'd say that the key card for this week's budget Commander deck is this unassuming little equipment. Any guesses on who the Commander is? 👀 #MTG #Commander
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Decided I want to show off a key card from each of the #MTG #Commander decks I write about! This week's key card is...Transplant Theorist! It may not look like much, but I promise this little guy is the glue that holds the whole thing together. What do YOU think the deck's commander/theme is?
Transplant Theorist is a 2/4 Phyrexian Artificer Artifact Creature that costs 3 generic and 1 blue.

It has "Whenever Transplant Theorist or another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

It also has "2: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library."
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Parker, Caster of Trash @trashcastermage.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Modern Horizons 3 finally gave me the perfect commander, so I made a $50 budget deck around him! As a long-time Muldrotha player, this scratches that same itch, except I got to build around a specific card type. In this case, Sagas! Check it out here: www.flipsidegaming.com/blogs/magic-...
Six from Modern Horizons 3. He costs 2 and a Green for a Legendary Treefolk Creature. He has reach, "Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand," and "As long as it's your turn, nonland permanent cards in your graveyard have retrace."
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