Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026God to oomf, you def got me horny at sidetrack 120 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026How’d I get the one taxi in this city that drives below the speed limit 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today’s plans: do whatever I want and go anywhere. I’m with the wind like a true Gemini 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How did I go from having a sex dream about someone to them adding me on LinkedIn… ominous 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026While I appreciate my friends trying to wingman me, please note if it’s above 90 degrees after the sun goes down, the last thing I want in my bed is a man 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Back in the day I would have been a divine oracle or a performer. Now they want to put me on lexapro 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s week two of the semester and I’m already ready for winter break 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Announcement: I lost the game Side note: surprised how many people didn’t actually do this shit growing up…. Was this just for social outcasts? lol 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The old Godzilla movies are chaotic and I must watch all of them 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Whatever this night became is chaos. Everyone say a prayer for me 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No I don’t agree who won that Shania Twain lipsynch, but I guess I rooting for Nerah Now #canadasdragrace 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My body hurts, therefore yall sinners have fun at market dayz. 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026How is this skinny twig of a white man taking up so much damn room on this bus seat. I’m a big bitch and being a little more polite 110 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“I needed this” I say because RHSLC is coming back 130 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 06/08/20262 1/2 days later and I finally feel human again 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Who would win in a fight? Anne of Green Gables or Laura Ingall Wilder from Little House on the Prairie? 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I have an English degree so let me explain how to read the Greek Classics: Iliad -> Odyssey -> Mamma Mia -> Mamma Mia: Here we go Again -> My Big Fat Greek Wedding -> My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 -> My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 Then you’ll understand everything you need to know 120 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well after spending my day in pain, had a great hookup and junk food. So life’s pretty good and I do not have to work tomorrow :) 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Listen I don’t wanna be this guy, but all these Gen Z kids making tik toks about Memorize by SOAD… they are posers right? 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’m so beyond tired and exhausted form this weekend. I don’t even wanna have sex 001 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026We get closer to the day when I actually post full nudes on here 130 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I was going to eat carrots and hummus. But then I saw M&Ms and the unhealthy choice was made 020 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The show “With Love” on Amazon I am sure was written by a Latino. I do not even have to look it up, I just know cause I’ve been to this Christmas Eve party 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Did I plan to go to drag brunch. No but here we are so good luck everyone 020 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Canada girls on untucked each episodestatic.klipy.comGirls Fighting in StreetALT: Girls Fighting in Street 110 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I was just stung by a wasp at the aftiee… idk what that says 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Why is it whenever I need a bottom there’s never one around 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026“Peace out grandma, I’m getting Arby’s” -Victoria 2026 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026“I know you biblically” is the best way to say we have hooked up and I don’t remember ever 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026“I’m the perfect mix of Saturday night and the rest of your life” is truly one of the most beautiful lyrics I’ve heard in a while. Thank you Olivia Dean 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Bronwyn on drag race is a cross over I needed 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I’m late to the game, but I’m watching House of Villains. Tom Sandoval fighting this love island fuck is giving me life. #teamtom 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If you break up with your boyfriend, please let me know if you get back together. This is the 3 different person who has done this to me lately lmao 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Listen, I love INNA but do they ever let her not release music. Someone check in on her 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’m watching Colossal and like great movie but does no one question two grown adults fighting at a child’s park at 8:05am? 110 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026See this is when I wish I was dating someone. I feel like garbage and I need someone to bring me pizza and a pack of cigarettes 020 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’ve been in this fucking building for 30 min and I’m already pissed off and have a headache 010 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026If you look like Rami Malek let me know. I’ll probably be in love 000 0
Austin O @trashcanglitter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I truly and honestly can not remember a single thing about Night at the Museum so this is like the first time watching again 000 0
